Friends circle attracts friends' jokes.

1. White Tuoshan Zhuang bone powder, apply a bag with one knife, and make sure you want a second knife.

2. Men become bad when they have money, and women become rich when they become bad.

3. Hum, winter is the most rogue, and always likes to freeze my hands and feet.

Sometimes I visit the refrigerator at night just to know if it's good.

Now there are more and more billionaires, and I only have 1 billion, which is still a memory.

6. Boy, you are my sister's man, so hang a card with me today!

7. I used to be a person living in a dream, but I found that dreams are no longer reliable.

8. Love precedes sex, and sex precedes love. Just like the egg comes before the chicken, and the chicken comes before the egg, it is hard to say which is the truth and which is more noble than the other.

9. Don't look back, I only love your back.

10. Meimei I love you just like a mouse loves rice. When I am hungry, you are my bread. When I commit suicide, you are my fruit knife, my heart, my liver and three quarters of my life!

1 1. When I saw you, I lost my appetite. What about sexual desire?

12. Love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love.

13. If you look like a steamed stuffed bun, don't blame the dog for following.

14. I like you so much that you will die.

15. The beauty of learning is that people are confused; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.

16. First-class heavy smoker Greater China has his own ideas. People who smoke second class can't estimate three or five wives. Third-class smokers are on their own. No one knows that fourth-class smokers are exhausted by cigarettes.

17. Wife: "Please! For me, stop drinking! " Husband: "Nonsense! I didn't drink it for you.

18. I wish you: high position, light responsibility, more money and less work, close to home, sleeping until dawn every day, hand cramps, spending money to receive gifts, and others working overtime to get a raise!

19. As long as money is not involved, all ideals will shine. As long as it involves money, it becomes a dream!

20. Who says crows are as black as crows? In fact, one is darker than the other.

2 1. Don't think that being beautiful is great. I love every woman like you.

22. A person's stomach is called stomach, and mine is called stomach plus.

23. If you think you are as tired as a dog all day, you really misunderstand. Dogs are not as tired as you.

24. Why do good-looking people get special treatment? No, it will spoil me.