Girls say you have a crush on me. How can you reply humorously?

If a girl says that you have a crush on her, you can take the following humorous reply:

1. You are a fairy in the sky. I am a farmer on the ground, so I can't float.

I am infatuated with you like my own shadow. I wish you a happy life and all the best!

If you like me, I will tell you. If you don't like me, I'll find you a spare tire.

You charming little guy, I'm at a loss.

You are the most beautiful and kind girl I have ever seen. I dare not confess easily, lest you laugh at me.

Every time I see you, my heart is pounding, but I dare not tell you, for fear that you think I am too abrupt.

7. If I like you, I think I may become a mental patient.

8. Tell me, sweet with sugar or whip?

9. I blush and my heart beats every time I see you, but I'm afraid to tell you, for fear that you think I'm too anthomaniac.

10. Tell me if you like me, and don't make me so confused every day.

In short, humorous reply depends on the specific situation. These are just some examples, I hope they will help you.