What was the most embarrassing examination you had in the hospital?

As long as you go to the hospital, there must be something wrong with your health. In the eyes of doctors, you are a plucked chicken, duck and goose, just waiting to be saved. Embarrassed or not, it's nothing.

There was a time when there was blood in the stool at home and the whole toilet was red! Too scared to sleep, the family quickly went to the Second People's Hospital to hang up a hemorrhoid department. I wonder if that department is outsourced or something. That middle-aged burly female doctor looks a little fierce. After listening to my description, she made a bill to pay. I asked her, don't you need to check this? She said very loudly, you don't need to check, just give you a hemorrhoid injection. After I went out, I made a fuss, didn't pay the fee, ran to the registration office and re-signed an anorectal number.

The doctor in anorectal department is a beautiful girl, quiet and elegant, which makes people feel very comfortable. After listening to my description, the beauty doctor said softly, "rule out the possibility of colorectal lesions first, and make a colonoscopy", and then made a list. I saw that the charge was several times more expensive than that of the burly female doctor, but I still paid the fee.

To do colonoscopy, you should take medicine to clear the intestines first, and take the medicine to clear the intestines home according to the prescribed list. However, I underestimated the power of the medicine and pulled it all night, leaking like a fountain! The next morning, I went to the hospital by bus. Constantly urging the driver to drive faster, I am afraid of another wave of embarrassment! When I finally entered the examination room, I found a tall and powerful man sitting in a chair next to the cot. I thought it wasn't Sister Mei's exam. I was a little disappointed!

The examination to be done is "electronic colonoscopy". I began to check the equipment and kept ventilating the sleepy family's stomach. There was no room inside, and I went back the same way, and the thunder rolled into a fart. I swear, I have never let go of so much fart in my life!

After the inspection, I got up and fastened my belt and looked at him with bitterness. He smiled and said, don't worry, everything is normal!

The most embarrassing examination I have done for others in the hospital is prostate massage.

This prostate massage is a regular prostate massage, not the kind of erotic prostate massage done by street massage parlors.

How to do this inspection?

The male patient took off his pants and bent down to pout. I stood behind the patient, put on gloves, coated my right index finger with lubricant, and then inserted it through the patient's anus. After the finger goes deep into the rectum, you can touch the prostate in front of the rectum, and then start to do massage. This method can not only check whether the patient's prostate has inflammation, but also treat bacterial prostatitis.

When I was in urology, I had to do this kind of examination for dozens of people, old and young, every day.

For patients, this kind of examination is a bit embarrassing, a bit shy and a bit painful.

You can imagine what it's like for a strange man to stand behind you and put his finger in your chrysanthemum. Not only embarrassed, but even a little embarrassed.

I once gave this examination to an old man. The old man may be 70 years old and has prostate problems, so he needs this examination. Before doing it, it was a little difficult to communicate with the old man because he had bad ears and could not speak Mandarin, so he couldn't explain the examination carefully. When he took off his pants and pursed his ass, I found his body shaking slightly, maybe he was afraid. When I insert my finger, it is inserted gently. He suddenly collapsed to the ground, stunned.

This is embarrassing. I was nervous, too. A 70-year-old man suddenly collapsed like this. Feel the pulse, breathe, and, and. After a simple "rescue", the old man finally woke up.

It's really embarrassing. In the future, my colleagues will laugh at me and poke people's ass when they see me. ...

After working in the hospital for a long time, you will really encounter something that makes people blush and heartbeat.

The most embarrassing thing is to introduce urine to a female patient for the first time. At that time, I was an intern in urology, and I was led by a senior who was several years older than me. In order to let me learn more clinical operations, I did almost all the physical examinations and practical exercises.

One day, a newly admitted female patient needed catheterization. He asked me if I had done urethral catheterization before, and I said that men had done it and women only operated it on the simulator. He said it's very simple. You prepare, you operate later, and I'll give you guidance.

When I came to the operating room, besides the patient, her husband was also at the bedside ... I suddenly became discouraged. The patient is about my age and quite young. I'm afraid and embarrassed, and I dare not operate at all. Maybe the teacher read my mind and whispered to me, "Just insert it as you usually practice."

I can't help it Riding a tiger is difficult, so we have to bite the bullet. After all the preparation and disinfection, two fingers separated from the labia majora ... I was completely at a loss ... I couldn't find the opening of the urethral orifice at all! Because the physiological structure of women is completely different from that of men, and the tissues around the urethral orifice are also wrinkled, it is really difficult to tell which is the external urethral orifice.

Show the teacher that I have stood still for a long time and urge me to hurry up. I'm even more nervous when he urges me so much. I blush like a monkey's ass, but I can't tell by wearing a mask. I turned my head and said to him gently: I can't find the urethral orifice ... "He stared at me speechless and said:" Why can't I find it? "

Then he put on his gloves and took the tweezers from me. The thumb and forefinger of his left hand are separated, and the labia majora is going to show me the position ... I didn't expect him to be at a loss! He can't find it either. During the operation, there was a picture of a young female patient lying in bed with her pants off. Two young men in white coats and masks bowed their heads and were sandwiched between her legs. The husband of the female patient looked embarrassed. ...

Zhong Zhen was on pins and needles, and life was like a year. As a result, it took me almost a minute to find out which one was the opening. Fortunately, the patient and her husband didn't say a word or show impatience. I really appreciate them giving me the first chance to study.

An embarrassing experience is a word from a female doctor! A few years ago, in the dermatology department of Hangzhou People's Hospital, because of the fire during that time, my little brother had a hard pimple the size of a grain of rice on his stem. In the middle of the night, I squeezed it hard with my hand, which was itchy and painful. Dermatology has three departments (because I went from one to three). The female doctors in the third department are older, but there are more people waiting in line. One department, two departments, and two departments are younger, about 30 points. When I entered the department, no one waited in line. A doctor asked me, she said she had a hard pimple under her, and she asked me to go behind the curtain (a piece of cloth) behind her. She stood in front of me and told me to take off my pants. In fact, I didn't feel embarrassed to think of this before coming here (if it is a female doctor). If so, it's a little embarrassing to take off your pants in front of her. After all, she has been staring at you. She's not wearing gloves. She looked at it and asked me to wait in the other room. There are instruments and operating tables in the small room opposite her department. The doctor came in and locked the door with his backhand. She told me to take off my pants and lie flat on the bed (when she was in the doctor's room, she had already told me what the situation was and how to treat my blurred memory. I don't know. It's not an STD anyway. ) I need an injection on the acne and wrap it in gauze. To tell you the truth, I have a terrible pain when I have an injection. I must have twisted my face, so I loudly told her to slow down, but she smiled and said, don't worry! Aunt will be careful. I am really going to faint! Then she made a joke (she is no older than me). I was in pain and anger, so I was not in the mood to listen to your jokes.

Routine collection and detection of male sperm is embarrassing. The scene at that time is still fresh in my memory.

First, the nurse will give you a set of equipment, which is a measuring cylinder and a finger sleeve for holding sperm. Two simple things, both imported from America, are expensive.

Then you will enter the sperm collection room. There is a "Do Not Disturb" sign at the door. When the red light is on, it means there is someone inside.

There is a sofa in it. There is disposable sterilized cotton cloth on the sofa, and the inspector sits on the sofa. There is also a TV set hanging on the wall, which can play videos and speed up the speed of sperm extraction. After that, there is also a washbasin for cleaning and washing hands.

After the sperm is taken out, it is handed over to the sample room for analysis and processing, and it usually takes 2-3 working days to get the results.

You need to abstain from sex for 7 days before taking semen, and the method of taking semen is XX.

The price is not cheap either. A routine examination costs more than 2000 yuan.

Tintin was tickled by a female doctor. When we graduated from high school, we went to the People's Hospital. At that time, we were both nervous and excited, because we didn't try a physical examination and didn't know what to check. We are very curious. But I was very nervous, because I heard that I had to take off my pants during the physical examination, which frightened young people.

In this way, I went to the queue in a strange and uneasy mood, thinking that it would be safe to come. It's finally my turn to be in a department. The physical examination was done by a female doctor, and the room was covered with white cloth. When I went in, my heart was beating badly, but the doctor was relaxed. Help me check this and that. After a while, he asked me to take off my pants. God, the last thing I want to happen has happened. I've never taken off my pants in front of outsiders. Are there no male medical students in the hospital, or are we treated as children? After all, high school students have grown up, and Tintin is also a little brother. That's it. I'm slow and unwilling to take it off. At this time, the doctor smiled and comforted me not to be afraid. There is no distinction between men and women in the eyes of doctors.

Reluctantly, I took off my pants. First, the doctor looked around, and then he touched Tintin with his hand. Suddenly, a chill spread to the nerves of my whole body, and I was extremely excited.

I ran away immediately.

20 1 1, the unit organized a physical examination, one of which was abdominal ultrasound. Two beautiful doctors had a B-ultrasound. When it was my turn, a female doctor said to me, "lie down, pull up your clothes and take off your pants." After I did as she asked, she began to check. When the B-ultrasound probe touched my stomach, she gave me a look and suddenly said, "It's so big, why is it so big?" I was suddenly asked by her, blushed in an instant, and responded to her: "The development is good"; She went on to say, "What does this have to do with development? It's so big, doesn't it hurt? " I don't know how to answer her. The doctor asked you but you couldn't answer. I can only continue to answer awkwardly: "I guess it doesn't hurt. Isn't it good to be older?" Not that everyone likes big ones. "After hearing my answer, the beauty doctor blushed and gave me a white look, saying mercilessly," What do you think? I said that your gallstones are so big that it doesn't hurt even if 1.8? "After hearing what she said, I'm so embarrassed that I can't wait to find a mouse hole to get into. After the inspection, I got up and ran to the door. There are two women laughing in the ultrasound room.

I am a 28-year-old youth. I'm going to do this, so I don't have to look at the picture.

I will never forget it. That was the beginning of my summer vacation in my sophomore year. Somehow, one day, my aunt told my mother that her child (my brother) was going to the hospital for circumcision. My mother asked me to go, but I refused. My mother said, you also go. You can still help your brother after the operation. I said, well, I can still watch the fun. When I arrive at the hospital, I need a doctor's examination. After my brother went in, my mother said there was nothing for me to go in for a check-up. Naive, I went in with my brother for an examination under the strong persuasion of my mother. A male doctor came into the room, and we took off our pants, looked at my brother's and said, you don't have to do this, and the foreskin is not long. Doesn't it affect your sex life? No problem. Then he looked at me and said, yours is a little long. Prepare for surgery immediately. Let's have an operation. Surgery. . .

A little psychological preparation, was sent to the operating table. The assistant is a female nurse. This nurse has something to do on the way, and another nurse has come. I still remember that she was clean and had good facial features, about 24. When I entered the operating room, I said, Oh, I thought it was a major operation, and there were so many family members at the door. When sewing, she held it for me: hello, caterpillar.

When I left the hospital, I was puzzled, and I still can't figure it out. I'm watching a good show. Why do I get help? My brother needs surgery. Why did he become a bystander? Is this a game?

Some time ago, my aunt was going to have a baby. In the county maternal and child health hospital, it is said that it will be born in three days. Because her husband's family is from the village, she decided to live in my house.

At two o'clock in the evening, she called her husband and said what to do if she kept going to the toilet. Her husband said that she should wait until the day to check. But my husband said to go to the hospital. So we took our sleeping son to the hospital.

Just arrived at the hospital, the doctor checked and said, why did you come now? You're going to have a baby. We were all cheated at that time.

After taking my aunt to the hospital, they didn't buy anything else because they prepared two bags, and then the nurse asked my husband to buy them quickly.

I didn't know I had to accompany me into the delivery room. It was just me and my husband at that time, so I had to bite the bullet and go in.

The nurse asked me to take my bag. I quickly ran to the small window account to ask my husband for it. After I took the bag, I put it on the delivery bed. At that time, I was scolded by the doctor, which was extremely embarrassing.

Gu Jie's production process is still very smooth, almost half an hour. The doctor asked me to put the bag on the child. Looking at such a small point, I said how to put the bag under the child. The doctor is probably speechless to me, too. Help me pick up the baby and put away my bag.

When my aunt was carrying water on the bed, I looked at the child and was always afraid that the quilt would cover her. I kept watching from time to time, but I didn't notice that I had to take care of the patients, and I was told again by the nurse. I really experienced too many embarrassing things that day.

It was not until five or six o'clock that my aunt's family arrived. I can finally relax, and then my heart finally let go.

But when I think back to that day in the hospital, I really feel so stupid and embarrassed.