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There are no professional study materials. . But I can tell you a joke, which will help.

Two Enshi people traveled to Beijing and looked at the map in the car. A: "We'll kill Tiananmen first, then Zhongnanhai ..." B: "If you like, we'll kill all the way along the route you said." Unfortunately, it was reported by people in the same car. After getting off the bus, he was handed over to the public security organ, explaining the situation and being released after n hours.

Party A and Party B came to Tiananmen Square and watched people coming and going. They were speechless. .......... Jia couldn't help saying, "Are you silent?" B: "You don't even open your mouth (gun), dare I open it?" As soon as the voice fell, it was handed over to the public security organs. A week later, the two walked out of the gate of the detention center. Look at me, and I will look at you. A said, "Leha is very comfortable, and all the bags are empty. Where can we get some bullets? " ..... The armed police at the gate rushed up and knocked them to the ground.

The Ministry of Public Security once issued a document: In order to ensure the smooth progress of the Olympic Games, Enshi people are forbidden to speak Enshi dialect in Beijing for 20 years.

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Children-good children

Bad luck-time to come back

Place-a little, Langchang (Xuanen, Hefeng)

The head on the epidermis

Fool-Hannongbao

Toilet-Maosi

Release-boarding and embarrassment

Turn around, turn around.

Melon seeds-sunflower seeds, sunshine flowers

Bud bud

Cockroaches-where's the stove?

Mosquitoes-night mosquitoes

Flies-rice mosquitoes, excrement mosquitoes

Grandma.-Gaga

Full moon wine-a toast to rice wine

Hate people you don't like.

Don't sleep on Nightcrawler.

Convenient skimming

Go straight-go straight, go straight.

talk nonsense

Turn around-body

Lies.-Lies

Describe a person as a bit silly-credulous, haha, dull.

make fun of

Simple and honest people-Han, er

People who love to show-Debao and Debao.

Clowns-lack of treasure

Chatting-talking about white

Bragging-white Japanese

A more immoral person-Japanese millet

Telling stories-putting on a dragon gate array

Stubborn-two poles

Jiao-Kaka, Guoguoer

What a hurry-it's burning.

Gaijie-steps

Red-tongued guests-

Touch your fingers-talk to people.

Sleeping to death.

Eat.-oh.

Use _ _ _ _ _ _ to spend money by bus.

Dreaming _ _ _ _ _ _ is confusing.

Spoil _ _ _ _ _ Saglia

Go to the street _ _ _ _ _ _ _.

Flat man _ _ _ _ snow sweeper

Dad-the old man.

Frog gram?

Toad-toad bag

After a while _ _-a ha (three sounds)

Da Ba Pu falls

Squat down-pull up.

Why ~ ~ ~ ~ Samoan dad?

Oh, my God.-Come on, it's a burden.

Quite small.-a drop.

Dirty-Luo Penai went to live for two days.

Dinner-night meal

Children-good children

Bad luck-time to come back

Place-a little, Langchang (Xuanen, Hefeng)

The head on the epidermis

Fool-Hannongbao

Toilet-Maosi

Release-boarding and embarrassment

Turn around, turn around.

Melon seeds-sunflower seeds, sunshine flowers

Bud bud

Cockroaches-where's the stove?

Mosquitoes-night mosquitoes

Flies-rice mosquitoes, excrement mosquitoes

Grandma.-Gaga

Full moon wine-a toast to rice wine

Hate people you don't like.

Don't sleep on Nightcrawler.

Convenient skimming

Go straight-go straight, go straight.

talk nonsense

Turn around-body

Lies.-Lies

Describe a person as a bit silly-credulous, haha, dull.

make fun of

Simple and honest people-Han, er

People who love to show-Debao and Debao.

Clowns-lack of treasure

Chatting-talking about white

Bragging-white Japanese

A more immoral person-Japanese millet

Telling stories-putting on a dragon gate array

Stubborn-two poles

Jiao-Kaka, Guoguoer

What a hurry-it's burning.

Gaijie-steps

Red-tongued guests-

Touch your fingers-talk to people.

Sleeping to death.

Eat.-oh.

Use _ _ _ _ _ _ to spend money by bus.

Dreaming _ _ _ _ _ _ is confusing.

Spoil _ _ _ _ _ Saglia

Go to the street _ _ _ _ _ _ _.

Flat man _ _ _ _ snow sweeper

Dad-the old man.

Frog gram?

Toad-toad bag

After a while _ _-a ha (three sounds)

Da Ba Pu falls

Squat down-pull up.

Why ~ ~ ~ ~ Samoan dad?

Oh, my God.-Come on, it's a burden.

Quite small.-a drop.

Dirty-Luo Penai went to live for two days.

Not often-Sanmen Zhener

Diarrhea-javelin shooting.

Just now-General, just now.

Prepare-support

Kick and scratch.

Show off-foreign ones too!

In a hurry.-in a hurry.

Courtyard bar

Cry-

Grandpa-hey, hey.

Ancestor-grandfather.

Sleep-

Myself-China.

Knee-Kesbell

First stator

Slap your ears-brush your ears for dinner and slap your ears.

Kick others with your legs-bend the center with you.

Cockroach clothes thief

Garbage shovel spoon

Nail-straight hemp shell

Elbow the kidnapper

This period of time is holding China's time.

Shout loudly-pull up the lymph nodes and shout

starting position

Kick claw (two sounds)

Zhanba

Grandpa-Gagong

Mean.-mean.

Do things quickly: flow flushing

Stand by.-An Zhi.

Naked.-Look at the card

Bad luck.-bad luck.

Specialty-carving

"How" is "bag"

"If" means "Shout"

"Daughter-in-law" is "opposite"

"Come on, come on" is "hey"

"Very" is "old fire"

Procrastination is "naked companion" and "skinning"

"I think" means "I despise"

What is "Mozi"

"Start" is "at first"

"Front" is "when the door"

"Bad" means "limping"

"Oneself" is "China people"

"Unbelief" means "coaxing" and "ghost scattering"

"Nonsense" means "biting your teeth and covering your bones"

"Above" means "skin head" and "above"

"Chu" is a "capsule field", which seems to be what Qingping said in "Capsule Gate"! !

Tiger is an old axe.

"Thing" is "gun width",

There is another way of saying "I think" is "owe". I haven't been home for a long time, and I owe it to my mother!

"tinkering" has many meanings, sometimes it means that you did it without the consent of others, and sometimes it means that you didn't find a way to fool around;

"Two achievements" means that things have not been done, which means yellow.

"As long as you are kind" means beautiful;

"From the beginning to the beginning" means to put things or things aside first if this "expansion" is reading;

"Gaga" should mean grandparents;

The meaning of "Catherine" is a bit bad;

"Nai Dai Nian Si Sheng" means dirty.

"Quack" also means meat, which may be pronounced in some places.

"Bragging" means "North Japan"

Another meaning of "Catherine" is circuitous. For example, there are many catherines on that road, which means that the road is a lot of twists.

"So" is "celebration"

"That road" means "The tide has passed"

"I don't have the money to break up the children's coaxing in the' house' (house) and' poke Deng' (eat a meal)

God, if you can borrow some, my post will still be scattered.

I strangled someone. Lia is white, lia is white.

I even screamed that Kaka was down there.

"Too dark" is "dark horse arch"

Don't "kill" or "say" water, or "bitch"!

Coaxing children to eat means "recklessness", and calling others stupid means "stick" and "250"

It's getting dark, and my buttocks are shaking.

"Dad" is called "the old man"

"Menstruation" is called "Aunt Liang".

"Aunt" is called "Liangliang"

Poke basket, basket and smoke

The tool for threshing millet is called "big bucket"

Giving birth to him means slapping him in the face.

Not yet "normalization" means "completion"

This is "contempt" and "beginning"

"Give more" means "so much"

"Don't argue over trifles"-"Don't argue over trifles" refers to fighting, quarreling and making conflicts.

"Silver skin" seems a little naughty.

"What are you doing?" "What should I do?"

Think hard, my skull hurts! Still can't figure it out Refers to "thinking"

"Slag waist eight cards" refers to an unsightly appearance of "body movements"

"One blind and two drums" means a little cheating and threatening.

"I'm sure" means "I'm sure"

You said, "Don't be too arrogant and vicious."

Internet cafes that have hacked my skull for 10 thousand years (unlucky 10 thousand years) make me "nerve-racking"

Some "Harry Richie" (fools) smoked in front of me.

It makes me sweat and points out that I sweat a lot.

I also want to "condemn" (curse) people.

So do some men's families.

Dress up as "weird"

"Italy is ancient and strange"

"Dada diving and crawling" (wrestling)

We are talking about pulling (zhuan. Read it) and crawl. Also called jumping and crawling.

Corner corner

Back-back

Beautiful.-Very good

Bad things-like farting.

Smile, Niyada. Who are you kidding? The meeting is to laugh me to death.

I can't find it either. I think you are all talking about it.

It didn't come true, Sylvie.

I didn't come to see "You won".

"Strange two strands" (very strange) chaos "daytime" (nonsense), and "don't shrug" (don't understand, don't understand) scatter ~?

You are really eager (hard),

"Running" is "peeling" and "chasing" is "thunder"

Which place-which market?

Dusk-Hit Chi Ma in the eye.

Dawn-Ma Ma Liang

What?-Yaozi

Sleep-Sleep Warning (Children)

Knee-Xiao Ke Louck-Xiao Ke Raul

Children-young children and young children.

Coffin prescription

Strange thing, yesterday, when I went to Dagang Port II. Com, the kidnapper was numb, the "elbow 2" (forehead) was full of sweat, and his teeth were full of bones.

That's funny. You have to press it up the hill. I still have some soil to dig, and I want to plant a "jade bag" (potato).

Alas, I was fascinated by my eyes last night, which made me feel terrible.

If you don't (don't) "spoil" (spoil) him, you will (how) "get" (cool) in the future! "Don't give him a habit. What are you going to do in the future? "

I started it (why)

Catch up with the market and go shopping.

Lie solid (delicious)

My paw (finger) itches a little. Write more words.

Pick two (sleepy) ones.

The weather is getting worse and worse.

The axe is "mountain" and "cat"

Baba cake

Bathroom-Mao is dead. Deng Kang

I also want to give the baby a handle.

Then I will "kill the country" first (end)

If it's rotten, tie a bag (as a gift) (save it)

How is your right-hand wheat?

What are you doing here?

"two oceans, two oceans"

Don't "Sikh" the other one.

Strange two ancient sons, a good western shell with Mozi! !

China people don't "go" (go) just find a few.

"Trouble" is "labor position"

"soup bowl" is "bobo"

"Head" is "Langguaer"

"What" means "fucking what"

"I like it very much" is called in Yangdong ~

Nonsense ~ ~ ~ call your tongue!

Shitoujiao

There are also "small eyes" (stingy) and "presbyopia" (dirty face)

"Below" is called "Toujiao" and "above" is called "Pitou"

"If" is "false ~"

"Shit" is "Guada ~"

"brain" means "wide brain ~"

"Little thing" means "Gaga Deere", and (juo) means that mother Kaka has "the same" (one) "money!" (ant)

A group of children don't even like "shrinking profits" (cleanliness means not paying attention to hygiene). Look at what you do when you walk in the door. "Milk brings death" (very dirty), and "death" means "pulling clothes" (I don't like cleanliness very much). You dead child, you have "a few ears" (a few slaps) and "a few slaps" more than being angry with Lao Zi. A few "big turns" (knocking on the head with your hand) Oh!

"Pulling stool" is called "vortex stool" and "urinating" is called "brushing urine"

Grandpa's name is Diadia. . Grandma's name is Gaga.

Chin-tooth bone (once said, called tooth bone)

Quarson-thigh

Elbow the kidnapper

"Enjoy" (this time) I am "angry" (meaning very angry)! If you are caught choking in a sinkhole, you will "fight" (that is, you will not "hold up" (referring to your long body)

"Mouth skin" (lips) are all said to be big! No one in the country can "ignore"

Very hot adjectives: like arches and mother-child planes.

Naughty child's statement: you are a coward, "take care of Yan Xiwa" (annoying child)

"Have you eaten?" "Did you catch your meal?"

"Is this banana' soft'?" Makes me ugly at dusk. . . .

It's too heavy, please help me "Diang"

"Thief" is called "climbing the second child"

"Bandit" is called "Stick II"

"Small puddle" is called "water swing"

"Diarrhea" means "diarrhea" or "throwing javelin"

"Drink" is "clear"

A beggar is a beggar.

"Below" is "through angle"

"Short underwear" means "shaking pants and three forks"

I am driving a "country dog" (walking tractor) to pull the old shell. "What the hell?" (Angry) I "decided" (threw) you two "Lai Zi" (stones, stones), you are "Ha Zi" (fools)!

"Hard work" is "certain"

Grandpa is a man, grandma is a woman, grandma is a woman, grandpa is a man, and he eats Dai rice/He Li /MANG.

"Toilet" is "Mao Si"

Answer the phone: "hello! Hello! Who are you looking for? " . . . "Oh, he's not here (now), so you wait for Hong Kong to call (later)." . . . . . .

Stone-get the old shell

Swearing-no one else

Jiefang shoes-exchange and return

Dangchitang

Scratch and itch

If you cut off your head, I'll hit you both.

"Play barefoot (barefoot) and choke Mozi (indecent)."

"Hey hey, you don't know, see you in August, NiLi, foot leather anthracene! ! "

"No" and "nonsense" are all "talking about eggs"

"Squat down" means "Gucci" and "Ye Qi"

"Yes" means "get" and "get"

Turn around ~ I can't get up with your laughter.

Laughing hard on the table. You must be brave enough to die,

"Quiet is" (all) some fun things, so be careful to break everyone's stomachs.

Get up in the morning, don't have a plan, wash your face and come to work with tears in your eyes.

"Can give" (so, like this) is the baby of that family, and there are several piles of "82" (shit).

Like "running a family" (referring to children playing "cooking" games), how long does it take to set it up?

"Your home" (your home) is unbearably cold.

Let me "make it directly" (meaning it's very fast). Not to mention this, I also went to Mao Die (toilet) several times.

Crickets are called "press the chicken" and "call the chicken"

Deliberate means sharing and grasping the truth.

"Thought" is "bazi"

"Rubber boots" are called "barrel back"

"mother hen" is called "chicken shell" and "dad" is called "old man"

Look at your hands. People who are afraid of "black paint" (black and dirty) will come to Wali.

"Hanging four corners" means "very beautiful"

I beg you ~ I don't think you are as great as "bang" ~ ~ I don't want it ~ ~

Procrastinate all day (slowly)

"Virtual country" means "fear"

"Nonsense" (nonsense), "Bao Gu Ba" (rake made of corn) boasted.

I'm actually a smart guy. You guys call me "sharp" (smart) and say that everything I do is "shifting" (trying). How can you learn proper Mandarin every other day?

Catch "Kyle Egg" (tadpole), hit the machine, fry corn, pat and fence. . .

"stingy" means "sexy", so you are sexy.

I think you are a little superficial.

God, the language of Shoufeng (Xianfeng) is really rich! I don't know how to say some things in Mandarin. Let's follow the post behind to make our signboard, and then I'll modify it.

Supplement: Animals

Dragonfly: Yang Dingding

Locust: "Broken Thumb"

Cricket: "Look at the machine"

Earthworms: "insect fan/hoe fan"

Cicada: "Lazy/Spring Polo"

Frog: "Kyle"

Squirrel: "Catch the mouse"