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Yunnan xiangtai biology science and technology co., ltd
According to ancestral rumors, the local magistrate at that time was equivalent to the current district head and so on. There is a very favored wife at home, who has been in poor health for a long time, can't eat, can't sleep well and won't get pregnant. She has seen many doctors and taken medicine all the year round, but it has no obvious effect. Later, Dr. Pan was invited to his home from the mountains. Soon after diagnosis and treatment, all kinds of symptoms were eliminated, and the whole person got better every day, and soon she became pregnant. Just as the doctor was preparing to get up and go home with the consultation money, the wife took the initiative to confess to the chief executive, that is, her husband that her pregnancy was the doctor's-they fell in love at first sight and fell in love involuntarily!
Fortunately, this magistrate is a rare generous elder. He not only gave the woman to the doctor, but also rewarded a large sum of money for traveling, and just to save face, he sent the couple to the Yunnan border, where the emperor was far away. In this way, my ancestors came to this place called Dawan in Xiongqian River, Zhaotong, Yunnan. After four generations of accumulation, Panjiafu (existing) was built in Dawan at any cost, and more than half of the land in Dawan was bought. Among them, the most outstanding is Pan Guiting's great-grandson, named Pan. That's really "people live in the mountains, and fame travels thousands of miles"!
Later, as often seen in the stories of that era, opium was rampant in the late Qing Dynasty, and Pan's descendants were not spared. With the legacy and reputation left by their ancestors, they do nothing, each family marries several concubines and smokes opium from old to young. In about twenty or thirty years, the land was sold out and the house was sold out. In my grandfather's generation, I was ashamed to be in Dawan. What happened afterwards? * * * The producer is here!
Later, my father came out of Zhaotong as a teenager and studied in a private school for half a year. He didn't know a few words. With a four-corner Chinese dictionary, with his diligence, with his decades of persistence, and with the luck of the "star" in the numerology "eight characters", he has just worked in the expressway management system for twenty years. "Wen can write, and Wu can serve the public."
Coincidentally, my grandfather, my father and I are "three generations of single biography" I used to have a brother and a younger brother, but both died unexpectedly when I was a child. Later, a "gentleman" said that my life was too hard for them in this family. I feel deeply wronged. I was weak since I was a child, and I was born with low back pain. My right testicle is hypoplastic, and it is a bubble the size of a peanut. I have been taller than my chest since I was a child. When I was four or five years old, I got suppurative otitis media. I remember when I was eleven or twelve, someone was born with chilblain in winter. Fingers and toes have frostbite, and my hands are swollen like steamed bread, all the way to my elbows.
Later, I came to nocturnal emission for the first time in my sophomore year, and I was 21 years old! Married at the age of 28, premature ejaculation at the age of 29, impotence at the age of 3/kloc-0. At the age of 32, he began to study Chinese medicine and take care of ants. At the age of 33, my body began to develop for the second time, relying on the excellent efficacy of ants in tonifying kidney and strengthening yang and cooperating with other Chinese medicines. The vesicular testis finally grew into a basically normal object in about two years, and the other side almost doubled in these two years, and the sexual function basically returned to normal.
Then, at the age of 36, he had a seizure and got worse two years later. The heaviest attack was three times in 24 hours, and the longest coma lasted more than half an hour, which means he almost died! But I didn't die, I came back. I want to declare that there is no epilepsy in my family. The doctor told me that this is called primary epilepsy, which means that the doctor himself doesn't know your cause, but he still dares to treat you as a patient. This is really a big joke! Isn't this a big joke? Therefore, I would like to advise all friends who read this article. People dare to tell you without blushing: "This is the original sin!" Friend, don't be fooled by the word "primary"-he doesn't know or understand your cause, but you still listen to him, so what are we not fools? !
So, I "prayed to God and worshipped Buddha" in Kunming, looking for Chinese medicine experts to treat me everywhere. "There are old people in the world and little people in the world". I can't die or waste it! After about four years, it finally failed to be cured. Thanks to these experts, they all showed their magical powers and came up with ingenious tricks to let me, a layman who taught Chinese medicine by myself, get a glimpse of Yin and Yang! Then, I began to discover and break through all kinds of misunderstandings in thinking and understanding, and made some "extreme" transformations on my body and even my life. It took me three years to basically overcome this "disease"! Now, I haven't been sick for more than a year. Drink if you want. If you want to stay up all night, you can stay up all night, quarrel and bicker. Nothing! It is estimated that it will take several years to adjust the medicine.
To make a long story short, it may be the blessing of ancestors, the fate of the world, the "medical saints", "medical gods" and "medical immortals" in the land of China who care for my weak life in the rolling world of mortals, or the "heavenly doctor" star in the "eight-character numerology" played a role. In a word, I have a good learning ability. I finished high school in Qujing No.1 Middle School and graduated from Wuhan Huazhong University. Now, I have changed from an "electromechanical automation" engineer to a pan ant who is addicted to "medical ethics" all day. I know that I just stood by the sea of "extensive and profound" Chinese medicine, and only picked up a few shells. However, I have been deeply intoxicated by the beauty of ancient oriental culture and obsessed with the great happiness brought to my life by using grassroots bark to "relieve pain for others". Really, as a descendant of the Chinese people, apart from a long way to go, all I feel is pride! ! !
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