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My family excellent composition 1 I have an ordinary and happy family with my parents. Me and my sister.
Dad is a high school teacher. He usually has a heavy task, and he has to attend classes and correct his homework. He is often as busy as a bee and comes home late every day. If on Sunday, the busy father makes a 360-degree turn and becomes an idle person. He will take me to swim, go to the supermarket and go to the beach. This is my happiest moment.
My sister is a doctor and she is meticulous in her work. Many patients like to go to see her. He is very careful in seeing a doctor, which has a great influence on me.
Mom has no job, but she is good at housework. Our home is always neat and orderly.
As for me, Wenjing, people call me the king of learning. Because of my parents' strict requirements, I have been doing well in my studies, and I am among the best in every exam. I have a wide range of hobbies, like reading, writing, playing computer and so on.
Of course, if the weather is fine, on Sunday, my father will take us fishing by a small river in the country and help farmers grow vegetables and dig crabs by the Yangtze River. Whenever this time, I will feel how happy and happy our family is!
This is my home, although very ordinary, but full of happiness, I love home!
My home excellent composition 2 I have a warm home. There is a musician's father, a clown's mother, a beautiful sister and a naughty me.
My musician father likes singing very much. He has to sing a song before going to bed, or he even sings on the way to pick me up to the toilet after getting dressed, so he is called a "musician"
My clown mother likes telling jokes very much. If one day the weather is fine and the family of four goes out to play, she will find some jokes to tell us and make us all laugh from ear to ear. When we eat together, we always talk to the last one, which makes us unable to eat.
I also have a gentle and considerate sister. She is tall and thin, with a typical oval face and big watery eyes. She is going to college now, and she chose art as her major. Her paintings are great!
There is only one me who has nothing. I can't sing, tell jokes or be gentle. My father can sing and my mother can tell jokes. Why can't I do anything? This is really a bitter thing. This is my family, and I am proud to be born in this family.
My name is Captain Nemo, and I am the captain of the submarine Nautilus. The submarine is my home. I have been living in the sea.
I hate humans very much, because all they think about all day is war, and the whole history of mankind is like a history of war. My distrust of human society, stubbornness and firmness, is an uncompromising distrust. I can speak French, English, German and Latin fluently.
The ocean not only gave me food, but also gave me clothes. The material I wear is a kind of shell silk, my bed is made of big leaf seaweed, and the ink of my pen is the ink secreted by squid, octopus and squid. My Nautilus submarine is electrically driven, completely electrically driven, unlike a diesel-electric submarine.
Nautilus is like my home, like a real home. Here is the information and equipment of the Nautilus submarine. Nautilus is 270 meters long and 48 meters high. Completely powered by electricity. 99.5% of seawater is water, about 2.7% is sodium halide, and the rest is a small amount of magnesium halide and potassium halide. We separate sodium to generate electricity. Nautilus can travel 50 nautical miles per hour. Each of us is equipped with six kinds of weapons. The submarine itself has 12 kinds of weapons. ......
This is my place .
My family is a typical family of three. I learned my humor. I am tall. I have generous shoulders and thick breasts. I am handsome. Gentle and virtuous, with curly hair, big eyes and long eyelashes, she is also beautiful without makeup. Go to the lobby, go to the kitchen, be friendly to others, and always take care of me and. She is a good cook, full of color and flavor, and often makes my father and I drool. What about me? Lively and lovely, he is a good student.
My family is very happy, and I feel very happy growing up in such a family. I eat happily with my parents every day. When eating, we always talk and laugh, talking about the harvest of the day and the plans for tomorrow, and so on. Anyway, it's all happy topics. If anything goes wrong with anyone, we will comfort and encourage each other.
Holidays are my happiest days, because my parents will take me for an outing, take me to the movies, watch various exhibitions and play badminton ... In short, our family will have different activities every week. Under the leadership of my parents, my extracurricular knowledge has increased a lot, and many of them have been learned from practice. This kind of study makes me learn more happily and remember more firmly.
Usually, when we are free at home, we play all kinds of games, such as kicking shuttlecock and checkers ... I always lose to them and sometimes "cheat". Mom and dad often cut me some slack when they see me coquetry.
Our family is full of laughter, and it is a happy family. I love my family.
Everyone will have a home, and of course I am no exception. I also have a home, warm, sweet, happy and comfortable.
Home can give a warm feeling. People can confidently walk out of failure and cheer up. However, home is the most important pillar for people everywhere, and it is also a place for people to rest. ...
I remember the first time I tasted Hu Aishan, and I fell in love with Hu Aishan out of control. I can't find Hu Aishan at the dinner table every day, so I can't eat well. My mother knows that my taste changes every day, so she cooks yam for me. Watching me gobble up, my mother smiled happily, and her face was full of happiness and satisfaction brought by her mother to her children, but one day I felt that I couldn't swallow my favorite Hu Aishan. My mother didn't come back at noon that day, and I waited for a long time. I went to the kitchen to find something to eat, and saw a pile of yam neatly placed in the vegetable basket, so I wanted to be a chef once. When I picked up the peeled yam, I accidentally dropped it on the back of my hand, but my hands itched badly. I scratch and scratch, and the more I scratch, the more I scratch. No wonder mom always cooks this dish with red hands. How uncomfortable it is to peel so many Huai mountains every day! I didn't mention these mothers.
If mom knows, let alone dad. I was afraid of the dark since I was a child, and I got up at night to go to the toilet. As soon as there is any movement, my father gets up and turns on the light for me. Whether it is cold winter or hot weather, this habit has not changed.
This is my place . I love my family because our family is so harmonious and full of love.
My family excellent composition 6 I have a happy family, a harmonious and amiable father, a gentle and considerate mother and, of course, a naughty and lovely me.
Dad is the pillar and main force of the family, mainly responsible for the economic source of the family. In order to provide me with better conditions and a superior life, my father goes out early and returns late every day, and sometimes he travels frequently, which is very hard. Although my father is not always by my side, he will always accompany me when I rest. My mother not only takes care of me every day, but also cooks breakfast and dinner for me. She also helps me wash clothes and help me study in my spare time. My mother has a little pink electric donkey, who rides me to the school gate every day before going to work. Eat at the school small table at noon and see her again when I get home from school in the afternoon. My main task, of course, is to study. In my spare time, I occasionally help my mother do housework, beat my back and rub my shoulders, so that my hard-working mother can relax.
Mom and dad often say that although every day is hard and stressful, as long as you can see me every day and return to our happy home, you will eliminate all fatigue. I am the driving force of their efforts, and home is our warm harbor.
Although each of us is very busy and struggling for this small family, the days with our families are the happiest!
My parents love me very much. In the morning, my father will cook a good meal and my mother will grind soybean milk. I will take out my English book, stand by the window and read English aloud. After breakfast cooked by my father, my mother will hand me a bowl of delicious soybean milk to help me pack my schoolbag. At 7 o'clock, my parents will send me to school together until my voice and shadow disappear, and my parents are reluctant to go home.
I ate at school at noon and almost finished eating. Mom and dad ate at home and made it themselves. They will give me some surprises from time to time, such as where to go shopping, and my parents will bring me some trinkets, gadgets, or many delicious foods. I often get excited and give my parents a warm hug or a sweet kiss.
When I got home in the afternoon, I put down my schoolbag, sat on the sofa for a while and began to do my homework. It's time for dinner. I immediately ran to the table to eat. After dinner, our family will go out for a walk. Sometimes there will be family games in our family, and happy laughter often echoes in our family. Or my mom drives me and my dad out to play.
Home is a harbor of happiness, and it is a family affection that can't be let go. I love my family!
My Home Excellent Composition 8 Everyone has a warm home, and I am no exception. Come and play with me today!
My home is in Zheng Lou Zheng Er Village, and there is a police station downstairs. Next to it is a vast field. This field is full of flowers in spring, trees in summer, fruits in autumn and snow in winter. It's really beautiful.
My family lives on the fourth floor, and the house number is Unit 3, 40 1. As soon as you enter the door, it is a spacious living room. There is a sofa and a 50-inch big screen TV in the living room. There is a swing in this living room, and all the children who come to my house like to play. The most interesting thing in this living room is the jukebox, which stores all kinds of music. Whenever we are happy, we will order songs to sing. Singing for hours at a time. I often have a good time.
Come to my bedroom after visiting my living room! Besides a single bed, there is also a study in my bedroom. There are all kinds of books on that shelf. The most books in my bookcase are about naughty Ma Xiaotiao. I have read and reread these books, but I can't get enough of them. Another interesting thing in my bedroom is a lamp, which is very unusual. There are stars, the moon, the sun and an airplane on it. As soon as the light is turned on, those objects will glow, with different colors and beautiful appearance.
How's it going? My house is fun! Please come to my house to play, too!
My hometown is Changyang, a place with beautiful scenery and rich products.
There are many scenic spots in my hometown, such as Qingjiang, Fangshan Stone Forest and Qingjiang Gallery ... My favorite place in these places is Qingjiang, just like the saying: "Eight hundred miles of Qingjiang is picturesque, and three hundred miles of galleries are in Changyang".
There is a thin layer of fog on the Qingjiang River in the morning, just like a girl dancing in a white gauze skirt. If you walk on a hydrophilic platform in summer, a breeze blows and the cool wind blows over your face, you will feel very comfortable.
At noon, the sun is high in the sky, shining thousands of golden lights on the river, jumping and shining like twinkling stars on the river. Occasionally, ships will come and cross the river. Moreover, there are trees and trees on the opposite side, which are full of vitality.
At night, as night falls, the Qingjiang River becomes more mysterious. The children's hydrophilic platform is a lively scene, with old people fishing, children catching shrimp and people walking and running. ...
There are many specialties in my hometown, such as? ① ① ①? Wild fish, potato resistance, squeezed pepper ... But my favorite potato is Kang potato, which is also in various shapes, round, semi-circular, vertical and so on. It tastes soft, crispy and delicious!
This is the beautiful Changyang-my hometown.
My home excellent composition 10 My home is warm, my home is comfortable and my home is unique.
Home, everyone has a home, but my home is absolutely unique. I have a handsome father, a virtuous and capable mother, two grandparents who love me, a naughty brother and one or two clever sisters.
My father works hard. He often takes us out when he is free, but he seldom has time to rest. My mother is a workaholic and often forgets to eat and sleep. Although she is a workaholic at work, she is a virtuous mother at home.
My mother went out to work, leaving all the housework to grandma, but grandma did the work without regrets. Although my grandfather is tough on the surface, he is actually very painful and considerate.
My sister and brother are clever and naughty, and I live this happy life. This is my home, my warm home. I love my home. We all love our home. What about you? Is your home unique too?
My excellent composition 1 1 house is the most common thing. It can't talk and has no expression, but it is my favorite home.
It can contain everything. Whether it is celebration or anger, sadness or joy, it is silent and never makes irresponsible remarks. When I get angry, I take it out and smash it on the wall, punching it on the wall. It didn't blame me. When I am happy, I will clear the table or sofa. The table is clean and there is still a little space. I am happier when my home is clean, but my home is still silent and won't say praise.
This is a safe harbor. It is solid and reliable. No matter how severe the wind, frost, rain and snow are, no matter how cold it is outside, the room is warm. It protects us from the cold wind. Windows and balconies are like its eyes, clear and bright, so that we can enjoy the scenery outside. Tired of staying in the room, you can go out for a walk. It will never limit your freedom.
The house is also our gas station. Every night, we eat, rest, entertain and play in the room to keep full of energy. Have a sweet dream in a warm bed and go to study and work in high spirits the next day.
The house is our home. You must have a home. But if you don't love your family so much, it means you are not satisfied. Having a home is actually very happy.
My home excellent composition 12 Our family has moved to a new home. Come and see my home with me!
Walking into the room, you can see a beautiful screen in front of you, which depicts the lotus flower in bud, the light dragonfly resting on the lotus flower, and the small fish flying freely in the water under the lotus leaf.
Looking to the right, we can see our living room, the sofa in the living room, yellow, like a big desert. The lights in the living room are beautiful, gorgeous, dreamy and colorful. Different colors can be controlled, and bright crystal balls are hung around them. My favorite is the hanging basket on the balcony. In my spare time, I can sit on it and read books, listen to songs or look at the distant scenery. It feels great!
Walking into mom and dad's room, purple curtains fluttered with the wind, and there were all kinds of bonsai on the windowsill, including aloe, chlorophytum and flowers that could not be named. Pushing open the wardrobe door, you will be surprised to find that there is a delicate little secret room, which is our little study. I often read and write in it, which is very quiet and difficult to be disturbed. Sometimes I can play hide-and-seek with my good friends here.
This is my new home, I love my home, a spacious, bright, beautiful and tidy home. Do you like it? Come to my house often if you want!
My home excellent composition 13 home is the cradle of every child's growth and the harbor of every child's life. I have such a warm and harmonious home. I love my home and praise it.
Every time I wake up from my sleep, I can't see them, but I smell the delicious breakfast. Did you go to work? Seeing the mess at home, I can't help but think of their busy figures, eating delicious breakfast, and having unspeakable happiness in my heart.
Busy mothers not only have to do housework in recent days, but also take care of their sick grandmothers. It takes a lot of time and energy to go to the hospital every time, but my mother doesn't give up for a week, does she? Every day. I want to give her a compliment for her hardworking and capable mother at home.
Not only my mother, my father, but also my senior chef. Every time he comes home hard, cooks his delicious food, eats this pot of vegetables, looks at the steaming white fog and smells the smell of home, I feel really happy. Whenever I come home from school, he always picks me up for fear that I will get lost. After seeing me home, I started my busy dinner work again. I have such a capable father, why not praise him?
I love my family, a happy and warm family. This family is made up of hardworking mother, hardworking father and naughty me. Every member of the family is essential. Without one of them, this home is not a complete and warm home. Cherish the present and cherish that happy time.
Like, my home.
My home excellent composition 14 My home is a fresh and elegant place. Why do you say that? Let's go back and think about the reason! On the whole, when you come to my house, you will feel that what I said is reasonable.
My home is a two-story private house, and the space at home is relatively large, each floor is 70 square meters! However, there is not much equipment and furniture in the house.
There is only a dining table, washing machine and refrigerator downstairs, and there is only a row of cabinets behind downstairs. The stairs should be neatly placed with slippers, and the stairwell should be decorated with some fir plants. Upstairs is elegant and indifferent. The front room upstairs is the master bedroom. There is a double bed in the master bedroom, opposite to the LCD TV attached to the wall. The bedside is the window, and the morning sun can shine on the bedside. The back room of the master bedroom is the bathroom and shower room, and the marble tiles is paved. There is only shower gel and shampoo on the sink inside, and no sundries are placed.
The upstairs back room is a second bedroom, a small bed, wooden floor, computer and computer desk, and nothing else. The window of the attached bedroom faces Shan Ye. After opening the window, the mountain wind slowly blew into the bedroom.
My home is such a fresh and elegant place!
My mother is a chameleon.
I want to tell you quietly: my mother is like a chameleon! You mustn't tell her, or she will change color again!
How did she change color? Let me tell you something!
Just say last time! Because my mother stipulated that I skip rope 1000 times a day, but I didn't jump when I went to my classmate's house late. My mother flew into a rage when she came home, and I almost got burned by her! Of course, when I am obedient, she will smile and play with me.
Do you think my mother looks like a chameleon?
"persistent" grandmother
Why is my grandmother so persistent? Let's start with the following.
On September 9, grandma's waist suddenly hurt. My grandmother dances Nuo for an hour and a half almost every day. Of course, she also dances when her back hurts. Although my grandmother always feels pain after dancing, she is still dancing. What a persistent grandmother!
Funny dad
My father is very interesting. that night ...
Dad is telling me about his school. He said: "Yang Yang, dad has to take care of more than 30 teachers and a class in the school, because dad has to take care of more than 30 teachers and a class in the school ..."
I smiled. Dad didn't know what I was laughing at, so he laughed with me. I laughed even louder, "hahaha" and "hahaha" ...
I have a harmonious, happy, happy and happy family. Are you envious?
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