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1. Calculate the salary increase first and then the pork. You will find yourself worse than a pig!

2. People will change. I always wanted to get rich, but now I just want to get rich. It doesn't matter if I'm violent or not.

Three. There are thousands of beautiful girls. If they can't, we will change. Hanging from a tree is not a hero.

Everyone is growing, but in different directions. You are growing in the direction of the circle.

I don't even want to set the password of the bank card now. It's tiring to think about protecting two-digit deposits with six figures.

6. Let a dead group live, just need a red envelope. Let a living group die, only need a class teacher.

Seven. When I was a child, I hated eating and sleeping. Now think about how you can be so mean.

Eight. Contraceptives are valid for three years and condoms are valid for five years. Many times, love expires before drugs and condoms expire.

9. The so-called good man is not allowed to be cool with his wife, not to make her jealous, not to give in when quarreling, and not to be beaten!

10. No matter how tired and bitter you are, consider yourself 250. No matter how difficult it is to take risks, think of yourself as a two-faced person.

Eleven. At that time, I was still young and liked to pretend to be a writer. Now I'm fine. I only like money.

12. People must not treat themselves badly when they are alive. For example, losing weight is too far from me, and eating a bowl of meat is more practical.

13. You can't find the ideal partner. Is it normal that you didn't become your ideal self?

14. Failure is the mother of success. Who is the father of success? Transfer me ten dollars, and you will pay successfully.

15. Remember to smile at all times. It will make you look like a psycho who can't be provoked casually!

16. When I was a child, I often thought: When I grow up, which is better, Tsinghua or Peking University? I don't know until I grow up: I really think too much.

Some people say that life is daily necessities, others say that life is a mess, and I am special. I have been struggling for survival.

18. I found an expired toner at home. I searched: "Toner is expired, how can it be used as waste?" Pop up an answer: "for my husband!" "

19. It is difficult for many men to choose whether to find a beautiful wife, a good figure or a good personal product. In fact, there is nothing difficult to choose. How can there be so many good things? It's good to meet someone who likes you.

I tell you, the society is different now, and I am getting worse every day.

Only a fat body can bear my heavy soul.

22. There are many things that you couldn't figure out at that time. Don't worry. When I think about it after a while, I don't remember.

23. After getting up every morning, I will silently encourage myself: You have done something so difficult to get up. Nothing can beat you the next day!

Twenty-four In the era of soaring prices, only wages remain calm and constantly change.