The witty answer in Shi Shuo Xin Yu is: the son of Yang.

Do you want to know Yang's son, or something like that? There are countless similar stories in the original book. The small fragments in the three doors of "Speech, Enlightenment, Wisdom and Pie Carving" almost meet your requirements. I can give you another example: the romance of Shi Shuo is largely due to the fact that some of them are good at attacking the front. Therefore, to make everyone like it, we must first explore these contents. I originally wanted to comment on Shi Shuo paragraph by paragraph.

At that time, a famous man named Cui went to visit the county magistrate Chen. The county magistrate suddenly wanted to play a joke on Mr. Cui. He asked, "How many generations have you had with the minister who killed Qi?" Cui immediately turned back: "The algebra of Cui Zhou and I is the same as that of adults and (the minister of regicide)." Cui Zhouhe was both a doctor of Qi in the Spring and Autumn Period and a minister of regicide. In other words, Chen Taishou teased Cui Bao, which means that your surname Cui should be.

I remembered something I experienced. Once, several colleagues were chatting together. A colleague surnamed Li courted a leader surnamed Li in our unit and flattered him, saying that there were many famous people surnamed Li and many emperors in history. I couldn't listen, so I said: There are so many celebrities surnamed Li because there are so many people surnamed Li; The reason why there are so many people with Li surname is that the dynasty once gave Li surname to many people who flatter them. I just don't know how many of these Li are descendants of the emperor and how many are descendants of flatterers. In order to ease the atmosphere, a colleague surnamed Zhang said that our surname Zhang is similar to that of Li, but unfortunately there is no emperor in history. I immediately said, yes, isn't Zhang Bangchang the emperor? (In the first year of Jingkang, Jin Jun besieged Bianjing and persuaded him to surrender to Jin. The following year, 8 jin j captured Tokyo, but its strength was limited, and it was afraid that Song Junmin wouldn't accept it, so he dared not rashly proclaim himself emperor. The following spring, Song was elected emperor. Zhang Bangchang, who regarded the thief as his father, was their most suitable candidate, so Zhang Bangchang established a puppet regime, and this absurd and short-lived puppet emperor Heipinker stepped onto the historical stage.

Attachment: Speech 28. Cui Baozhi is right.

(Original) Cui is in Yidu County, and his surname is Chen. He asked Zheng Xiong, "How many generations have you been to Cui Yi?" A: "People go to Cui Yi, just like the Ming government went to Chen Heng."

Cui arrived in the county, where there was a chief surnamed Chen. He asked Cui: "How many generations have you and the minister of Qi regicide?" Cui replied: "My algebra with Cui Yao is the same as that of adults and regicide minister Chen Heng."