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When Wang Chonghui, a jurist, was in London, he once attended a diplomatic banquet. During the dinner, an English lady asked Wang Chonghui, "I heard that both men and women in your country got married according to the words of a matchmaker, and they didn't fall in love. What a mistake! Like us, we all got married after a long period of love and a deep understanding of each other. How happy! " Wang Chonghui smiled and replied, "It's like two pots of water. Our pot is cold water, which is gradually heated on the stove and then boiled. Therefore, the relationship between husband and wife in China was very cold at first, and then gradually improved, so there were few incidents after divorce. And you are like a pot of boiling water. After you get married, it will get cold slowly. I heard that there are many divorce cases in England. Is this the reason? Yang Xiaolou
Yang Xiaolou (1877- 1937) played Guan Ping when he performed the Peking Opera Qingshishan for the first time in Beijing. Zhou Cang's old partner asked for leave, and temporarily changed his face. The flower-faced man drank a little wine and got on the stage in a daze, forgetting to bring the indispensable prop-beard. When Yang Xiaolou saw something bad, he thought the actor had made a mistake and the audience was booed. I had a brainwave and temporarily added a line: "Cough! Who is standing in front of you? " Playing Zhou Cang is puzzled. I don't know what's going on. "I'm Zhou Cang-"At this time, the students have to do an action: trim their beards. This reason woke the actor up, but he changed his mind and said, "My son!" " Yang Xiaolou took it and said, "Well, it's no use to you. Go down and call your dad! " "Get the jade seal!" The actor hurried down, put on his beard and went on stage again.
Hushi
Hu Shi (189 1- 1962), a famous modern scholar in China, is a rabbit, and his wife Jiang Dongxiu is a tiger. Hu Shi often joked that "rabbits are afraid of tigers." There was a joke that Hu Shi was afraid of his wife. On one occasion, a friend in Paris gave Hu Shi more than a dozen ancient French copper coins. Because there is the letter "PTT" on the money, it sounds like "fear of the wife". Hu Shi joked with several friends who were afraid of their wives: "If a wife-fearing association is established, these copper coins will be used as badges for members." Hu Shi often goes to universities to give lectures. Once, in a university, he often quoted Confucius, Mencius and Dr. Sun Yat-sen in his speeches. When quoting, he wrote on the blackboard: "Confucius said", "Meng said" and "Sun said". Finally, when he expressed his opinion, it caused a burst of laughter. It turned out that all he wrote was "nonsense".
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