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Unique and beautiful scenery

Although beginning of autumn has been here for a week, God has not lowered his enthusiasm and temperature on the earth. Sixian county on the earth is still above 35 degrees every day, and everything is scorched by fierce smoke. But there is a group of people who braved the scorching sun and high temperature and listened to the autumn insects in the fields in northern Anhui calling "Fu Liang" and "Fu Liang" irritably. Although they are sweating like rain, they are still marching happily on asphalt roads or field paths.

At 6: 20 am yesterday, seven cyclists enthusiastically rode Liuwei and Luomiao in the scorching heat, visited Liuwei fast-growing elm base and Luomiao rice loach breeding base with great interest, and happily took photos beside Yulin and rice fields as a souvenir. Deep in the tall and dense Yulin, chickens crow and dogs bark; Away from the endless rice fields, flocks of egrets began to fly. In the field, the old farmer is working hard. What a beautiful farm photo!

Although the sweat soaked the bright cycling clothes, the seven of us laughed and laughed all the way. No one said we were tired, and no one complained. We rode 170 miles happily in one day.

On the way to riding, I still have a lingering fear of what happened, but this scene made us laugh and talk about it. When we rode from Liuwei Fast-growing Elm Base to Luomiao Zhong Da Rice Loach Breeding Base and passed Fuwei Village in Liuwei Town, an old man in his seventies rode slowly in front of us on a worn-out bicycle on the narrow cement village road and potholes. When we passed him in uniform blue riding clothes, bright helmets and mysterious collars, he said, "Ah!" Suddenly, cars and people rushed into the ditch by the side of the road. The rider behind smiled and asked him, "Old man, why did you ride there?" As the old man climbed up, he replied, "Didn't you see what you saw?"

We can't help laughing. After riding to the front, I kept looking back to see if the old man could climb up by himself. I found that the old man had climbed onto the road, so I was relieved to move on. Fortunately, the old man and the roadside around the car are thick weeds, otherwise the old man will definitely not get up. On the way, everyone talked and laughed all the time, arguing whether the old man should be helped when he fell. I said, if the old man can't stand up by himself, we should help him up. A cyclist said, if you can't help, you can't tell, and whoever helps is unlucky. I can't believe that most people support my point of view. I said, whatever the outcome, you have to help. Just ask someone to take pictures and leave evidence when you help.

Teacher Cao, who rides a bike, is a versatile and broad-minded person. She said humorously, I fell into the ditch just because I saw you again in the crowd. Say that finish, everyone laughed. I smiled. In ancient times, there was a description of seeing a beautiful woman, Luo Fu. When Monkey saw Luo Fu, he stood erect and bearded. "。 When the teenager saw Luo Fu, he took off his hat and hung his head. The tiller forgets to plow, and the hoe forgets to hoe; In spite of resentment, he sat watching Luo Fu. 。" I said, is it true that an old man in his seventies has never seen a cyclist in his life? ! Everyone laughed repeatedly.

On the road, everyone thought that the old man would laugh at himself, just to take a look at the cyclist, and even someone fell into a ditch with his car. Is it funny? On the way to riding, whenever someone mentions it, it seems that there is that scene in front of us, and everyone will laugh. At lunch, we mentioned the old man again, and everyone here laughed.

I remember last summer vacation, the six of us rode Liuwei. On a rainy day, a middle-aged man was driving an open tricycle, and a boy of five or six years old stood in the trunk behind him. The little boy shouted at us from a distance, "Wow! Where have you been? " We all agreed: to Liu Wei. "ah? My home is also in Liuwei. Why don't you go to my house and cry? ! "Let's laugh all the way. What a warm and touching children's voice! What an innocent and pure simple emotion!

Cycling promotes positive energy, visits Sixian cultural relics, promotes Sixian cultural and economic development, and promotes low-carbon travel, environmental protection and fitness. This is the riding goal and purpose of all riders in Siyi Cycling Club. In fact, among all sentient beings, we are constantly releasing unique positive energy; In the vast sea of people, aren't we a unique and beautiful scenery?