What are some humorous sentences that describe "being scared"?

1, I had the same dream for the second time. I fell into the crack of time and space, looking for the goddess everywhere. I run around the school. When I passed a bath, my clothes suddenly disappeared, so I had to run around naked, avoiding people. The layout of buildings everywhere is always changing. I kept running and ran to the alarm ... I cried.

2. I was scared by nightmares again and had a headache. It collapsed.

3. I don't know if I was scared at first sight. I actually became a national treasure, and my eyes were bloodshot! The whole person is in a trance!

4. In the morning, I watch my mobile phone while brushing my teeth. Suddenly, I saw a news that a toothbrush that has not been changed for three months is dirtier than socks that have not been changed for three months. I was scared to pee, so I quickly threw away my toothbrush that I hadn't changed for four months.

The new girl in the unit is very careless. She accidentally put important materials and waste paper into the shredder and destroyed it. She was so scared that she squatted on the ground and began to cry.

6. I had a horrible dream last night, dreaming that I was chased everywhere. That man always set me on fire, and finally I couldn't leave the house. That man suffocated me in the room and burned me to death, scaring me to wake up at 3: 30 in the middle of the night!

7. I am poor, and I am going to find a part-time job and apply for a model. The salary is so high that I am scared to write my gender as a man's resume …

8. The scholar who doesn't know martial arts met the wolves, and the scholar was so scared that his forehead sweated.

9. I finally drove back to Shenzhen from Dongguan. It was the first time I drove so far, and I was so scared that I sweated and felt that I had made progress.

10, I heard that there was radiation next to the pillow on my sleeping phone, which scared me to get up and throw the pillow away.

1 1, my husband said that he was frightened when he came back, and his heart beat very hard, fearing that I would repair him. That's not good for me!

12, today, in the bathroom, a woman's voice suddenly came: "People nowadays are really incompetent and don't flush after going to the toilet." I was scared, so I went to the ladies' room. But suddenly there came a man's voice: Let's get on the bus. Hey, where the hell am I? ! !

13, a woman was standing on the Guan Qiao, wearing a long shawl and white clothes. When he approached, the woman who looked a little fat suddenly turned around. As soon as he saw her face, he was terrified out of his wits and ran away.

14. As for a mouse disturbing the whole dormitory, I thought it was a snake, which scared me to death.

15, yesterday morning when the stock market opened for stock selection, I was frightened by the stock riots and only dared to aim for one day.