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What should not be given to a woman?
You can give him or her something based on his or her preferences, hobbies, or what he or she lacks.
Send plants, flowers, paintings, tobacco, wine, tea, jewelry, cross-stitch, and ceramics. Categories, shopping cards, and local specialties are all OK
What I want to say here is that you can’t give anything away
Just to remind you, those who believe are confident, if you don’t believe it, just treat it as a joke. . It never hurts to know more after all.
1. Clocks cannot be given as gifts. Some people say that you cannot give bells as gifts because bells are homophones for death. Giving bells to people is tantamount to expecting them to die. And the watch also belongs to Zhong Ke. Have you seen how many corrupt officials were dismissed or even lost their lives because of wearing the brand-name watch of the briber? !
2. Don’t give shoes as a gift. Shoes are a homophone for evil. Therefore, giving shoes to others (excluding relatives) is tantamount to sending away evil spirits. Therefore, it is very likely that you will lose contact or friendship with that person soon.
3. Don’t give umbrellas. Umbrella is a homophone for “scatter”. Therefore, umbrellas cannot be given as gifts (excluding the situation of giving umbrellas in the rain). If good friends give umbrellas as gifts, it will mean that They will break up or be separated in the future.
4. Don’t give pears and plums. Pears and plums are homophones for “li”. Giving these two fruits to others will mean the danger of separation in the future!
5. Do not give candles. Candles are used to worship the deceased, so they cannot be given as gifts.
6. Do not give rag dolls. Rag dolls belong to villains. If left at home for a long time, they will easily attract evil spirits and bring unrest to the family.
7. Don’t give away stones of unknown origin. Stones are also things that can easily attract evil spirits to attach themselves to them. Some may look like ornamental stones, but evil spirits may be attached to them, so it is unlucky to give them to friends.
The above 7 points are the author’s summary of many years of experience through observation and practice. Many of them have been fulfilled. Therefore, it is better to remind everyone to be cautious.
Good fortune and disaster are often revealed in advance through our inadvertent actions. There are signs of the outcome of anything that can be checked. It depends on whether you are careful and careful!
I wish you all good luck and good luck!
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