500 humorous jokes

Seven years after graduation, I finally accepted a big project to build a 30-meter chimney. The construction period is two months, and the cost is 300,000, but it still needs funding. It was finally finished at the end of last year. Today, people went to check and accept, and they were scolded to death. There is no money yet! The drawings are upside down, and people are going to dig wells!

Step 2 rupture

The doctor asked the patient how he broke his bone. The patient said, I felt sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes with a telephone pole. One of them passed by and thought I was electrocuted, so he picked up a stick and gave me two!

Step 3 follow fate

Colleague asked: you are not young, why don't you find a girlfriend?

I said: Let it go!

Colleagues said: you deserve to be single, and all the monks in the temple say so!

4. "Double Eleven"

Wife: My husband bought her a shopping cart directly on the Double Eleven. Look at you again.

Husband: Haha, actually I'm ready.

Wife: You still want to surprise me? Come on, what did you bring me?

Husband: I didn't buy anything. I'm ready to be scolded by you.

Step 5 "Come on"

I missed the bus at work and ran after it. A man riding an electric car shouted at the bus: "Come on!" "I suddenly felt a warm current in my heart, and just wanted to feel the beauty of this world, the man shouted:" Master, come on, don't let this guy behind me catch up! "