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Make sentences with exercises (about 30 sentences)
I like listening to the drug selling programs on the radio best. Drug dealers and drug buyers all have the same accent. It was a village when they listened. Such a careless sales method can still be sold. It's really hard to sell and buy.
3. Creation means holding chopsticks, holding the right hand of the pen and drawing a beautiful arc.
4. Earn money to buy matches and sell arms.
5, earn money to sell cabbage, with the heart of selling * *.
6. If you used to bargain with local villagers in the jungle of Borneo with a foreign accent, would you still be afraid to negotiate with customers?
7. On the way out, I met two waitresses who spoke blunt English and gave me a city map.
8. Those advertisements with accents on TV, the names of players that we can't pronounce correctly, and the products they endorse have never been seen in duty-free shops.
9. My mother shouted at me in a foreign voice. I looked back at the steam rising outside the house and limped to the house.
10, the president of the United States told his daughter in an intimate conversation that an unprecedented international adventure was going on.
1 1. The bearer speaks an authentic local dialect of Shudu: "Alas! Professor LAN
It is really you! Why did your old man move here without saying hello in advance? Ha ha ha ... "。
12, Wang Shuo, who has been "closed to the outside world" for several years, returned to the rivers and lakes with Beijing's scolding and national scolding.
Zhang Yimou, Yu, Zhou, Jing M.Guo, Wu Zhi and Li Ao were recruited successively.
13, an old blacksmith with a small hammer
As it says, this is a battle.
More specifically, I touched the blue steel.
Three peak sexually sons.
Everyone has a 18 pound sledgehammer.
Every time you hit a hammer.
14, soon
Zhang Hua speaks Uighur with a "Shandong accent"
I can tell jokes with local women.
Liu Chuang listens to Parker sing.
He also screamed in a ghostly voice: "I just heard the commander speak.
Liu Chuang, I'm really unusual.
If I didn't resist, it would be crazy.
How can you drag Deputy Commander Wang into the melee? "。
16, yesterday
Wuhan No.2 Middle School enrolls students and reports them to the school.
The reporter saw a parent with a foreign accent repeatedly paying attention when talking on a mobile phone.
Qiantang county 17
Guanjiaolou
Some blondes.
Semu people who speak blunt Chinese
While sipping this year's new tea
While enjoying the scenery outside the window.
18, some are tourists.
I still can't understand the southern dialect when I speak Mandarin.
Greeting each other excitedly.
19, Hu Zongnan immediately dared not look.
Speak loudly
Dude, you are so pretentious.
What do you have in your hand? You said you didn't know.
Twenty, then.
Hundreds of "thick fans" from different regions, different accents and different ages.
Holding bouquets, huge posters and various gifts at the exit.
2 1. Education is a social transformation, and teachers are the leaders of social transformation. In the hands of teachers, the fate of teenagers is manipulated, and the fate of the nation and mankind is manipulated.
22. When he arrived at Armani's party, he could hardly get off his Escalade car, because a young man who spoke Australian English came to shake his hand almost immediately.
NedRorem, the best composer of art songs today, said, "They are my colleagues. Although they speak different accents, they speak the same language. " .
23. I wish you a happy sentence
Make progress every day and gain new knowledge!
24. In this six-minute video, the actors dressed up as * * * elements, and one of them said with an Eastern European accent, "Only criminals make profits." .
25. Two studies on perception: when people are in a bad mood, it will affect the retina's response to reference objects; People do not trust people with foreign accents.
26. I used to stand in the lounge with the mechanic at Gate 86 in Newark. They are good people, but they are tough and have pipe tongs in their hands.
27. Xiangliange Community, Taoyuan County
One side is rural, and the other side is home.
Zhang Wu Teng Xu, 82.
With a local accent, I limped to the door to meet the guests.
28. The teacher's surname is Yuan.
Meijiang Second Road Side Lane Baihuazhou Second Lane set up a stall to repair shoes.
He and a dozen other relatives with Sichuan accent have formed a small "industrial cluster" here.
29. She closed her eyes.
As if I saw a strange childish face again.
With a warm, cold, shy or soothing expression.
Introduce yourself to each other with a new South-North accent.
30. Two days ago
When a python is playing near Genting Rock,
Unfortunately, he was caught by a passerby.
This man speaks with a foreign accent.
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