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Dr. Jiang, he is pregnant with the right child.

The content of "Dr. He Jiang is pregnant with the right baby" is as follows:

As we all know, there are two deputy chief physicians in the Department of Obstetrics and Gynecology of Jihua Hospital affiliated to a medical university. Jiang Xu and Shen, from freshman enrollment to doctoral graduation to professional title evaluation, are all life-and-death struggles. It's so dark, if you don't roll me, I'll roll you. You get 96, I get 97. In the end, even the girls I like are the same.

Who would have thought that before they could get a result, the sweetheart directly took his same-sex girlfriend's hand and happily walked out of the closet in front of them. Two straight men, fighting for three months in vain, had a bitter drink in their throat and got into bed in a daze. Afterwards, Jiang Xu's waist was falling apart and his brain exploded for half a minute, so he decided to forget it.

It was not until three months later that he held his lost abdominal muscles, looked at the urine test report and looked at himself in the mirror in disbelief.

"Oh-"

The first showdown-

Shen touched Jiang Xu's forehead. "You don't have a fever. Is today April Fool's Day? "

Then his face was swollen for seven days.

First calculation of due date-

Shen couldn't help laughing: "Boy, the baby's due date is actually April Fool's Day."

Jiang Xu looked indifferent: "This only shows that meeting me is like a joke."

April Fool's Day-

The strong smell of alcohol came to my face, and Jiang Xu said testily, "Can you do it?"

As always, Dr. Shen said, "Don't be afraid. I have used my many years of career to promise you that if you don't get off the operating table alive, I will spend money to buy you a cemetery."

Jiang Xu was startled: "Who is so afraid-"

The oxygen mask was buckled on Jiang Xu's face, blocking his voice.

"I can't kiss you now, but I will always be with you."

The sharp scalpel cuts open the lover's body layer by layer, and when he looks up again, Dr. Shen, who is playing around, only sees confessed love.

"Although this child was born on April Fool's Day, believe me, I'm not here to be funny."

Wonderful excerpt

The off-road vehicle is very big and the back seat is particularly spacious. However, the two doctors are in the way, and at least a big man with a big belly can be stuffed in the middle. His head looked out of the window, as if breathing the air exhaled by the other side could kill them.

Zhong Lan sighed. She doesn't want to get involved in the feud between these two people at all. After careful consideration, the best way to refuse is to confess directly. So in the beautifully decorated restaurant, Jiang Xu and Shen saw another woman with a tall ponytail, dry and neat. She took Zhong Lan's hand and said to the two doctors, "I heard that you two have been taking care of us in the department, and I have always been very grateful to you."

"You're welcome, it's all what I should do." Shen naturally took Gao Mawei as Zhong Lan's friend and smiled at her. "We take care of each other." Jiang Xu glanced at Shen who had finished all the words, and finally just smiled politely at Gao Mawei. "Hello."

Gao Mawei saw the reactions of the two doctors and smiled at Zhong Lan inexplicably. Then she lifted the cup. "So as her girlfriend, I specially invited you to have a light meal today to show my gratitude."