My girlfriend is unhappy, so I find some funny jokes to cheer her up.

1: A man knocked unconscious an unknown old man while riding a motorcycle in the downtown area! The man was so frightened that he didn’t know what to do! There are more and more onlookers! Suddenly, the man hugged the old man and shouted with tears in his eyes: "Dad, wait for me, I will find a doctor for you right now!" After that, he ran away. . . The old man struggled and shouted angrily: "Come back to me!" Everyone sighed: "This son is really filial!"

2: It is said that Su Dongpo had a little sister, known as Su Xiaomei, who was smart and talented. One.

One time, little sister Su was reading the historical records with gusto. Sister-in-law Su saw it and teased her:

"My sister is thinking too much when she reads the historical records."

After hearing this, Xiaomei Su couldn't think of the appropriate couplet for a while, so she had to keep it in mind.

One day, Sister Su was drying clothes in the courtyard. The sun was very strong, and Sister Su raised her hands to cover the sun.

Seeing this scene, Su Xiaomei came out and said:

"Sister-in-law is afraid of the sun coming to shade me!"

3: The female teacher was giving a physiology class just now After finishing the lecture, he asked: "Students, if anyone still doesn't understand anything, please ask the teacher for help."

At this time, a classmate raised his hand. Asked the teacher: "Teacher, when having sex, is it more comfortable for men? Or for women?" The teacher told her for a long time. But he still didn't understand. The teacher gave her an analogy. He said: "Then if you pick your nose with your hands, will your nose feel better? Or will your hands feel better?" He thought about it. Um. It’s a refreshing nose! Just sat down.

The teacher asked if there are any students who don’t understand anything. You can raise your hands and ask the teacher. Then the classmate raised his hand again. Asked the teacher: "Teacher, why can't a woman have sex when she has her period?" The teacher gave her another metaphor. Said: "When your nose bleeds, do you still use your hands to pick your nose?" The student thought, well, that's right!

After a while, he raised his hand again and asked the teacher a question, teacher. "Since women are more comfortable than men, why do women resist when men rape them?" The teacher got angry, slammed the table and said, "When you are walking on the road, someone comes and picks you. Your nose. Are you willing?

4: The beautiful lady walked into the dentist's office excitedly. After the doctor prepared the equipment, she sat on the chair restlessly.

The doctor was about to examine her, and she said, "Oh, doctor. I am most afraid of dentists. I would rather give birth to a child than have my teeth extracted."

The doctor said patiently: "Okay! Miss, before I adjust the chair, please make a decision!"

5: Boring WeChat conversation

Yesterday I received a message saying hello on WeChat. I opened it and saw that it was a MM.

MM: "It's so boring!"

Me: "I'm so bored too!" (Looking forward to her asking me to go out to play.)

MM: "If you're bored, why don't you fart and chase after her!"

I deleted her without saying a word.

Foreigners speak Chinese

One day, a foreigner who knew a little about Chinese went to visit a certain factory.

Halfway, the factory director said: "Sorry, I'm going to make it convenient."

The foreigner didn't understand this sentence in Chinese and asked the translator: "What does convenience mean?"

The translator said, "Just go to the toilet." The foreigner: "Oh..."

At the end of the tour, the factory director enthusiastically said to the foreigner: "Let's have dinner together next time when it's convenient for you!"< /p>

The foreigner looked unhappy and said in blunt Chinese: "I never eat when it's convenient!"

6: If you don't get a high score and pass, you won't learn enough, but if you don't cheat, it won't work< /p>

This is the classroom where I only have my leisure time

The novel is spread quickly, the magazine is flipped through, I am thinking about playing Go, thinking about watching movies

I can write a love letter to my girlfriend without the sound of a book. It’s hard to review without reviewing

Although it’s not a dance hall, it’s comparable to an amusement park. I think: I got a diploma