A new joke about the police

In order to test the strength of the police in the United States, Hongkong and Chinese mainland, the United Nations put three rabbits in three forests to see who could find them first. Task: Find the rabbit! !

In front of the first forest is the American police. They first spent a whole half-day meeting to formulate a battle plan and strictly divide the work, and then sent special forces to quickly enter the forest for a carpet search. As a result, the meeting was delayed, the rabbit ran away and the task failed! ! ! !

Then it's the turn of the Hong Kong police. They sent 100 people and dozens of police cars to line up outside the scene. The leader shouted with a megaphone: "Rabbit, rabbit, you are surrounded, come out and surrender ..." Half a day passed, but nothing happened. Flying Tigers entered the forest to search again, and the mission failed! ! ! !

Finally, there are only four policemen in China. They played mahjong all day. At dusk, a man walked into the forest with a baton. Less than five minutes later, he heard an animal scream from the forest. The policeman in China came out laughing and talking with a cigarette in his mouth, dragging a black and blue pig behind him. The pig was dying and said, "Stop playing, I'm a rabbit." .....

A drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by to watch. A policeman came over and asked, what's the matter? The drunk replied: I don't know, I just arrived!

A driver drives after drinking, and his car is not on the right road. Finally, he was stopped by a traffic policeman. The police tried to take away the driver's license, but the driver refused to give it. He also loudly said to the police: "You try, you can't catch up with me after drinking five bubbles of white wine."