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The lines of seeking "article meeting"

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Guo: I'm glad so many people came. I am so happy. I am very happy. I will give each of you some words later.

Y: huh?

Guo: Many people are begging for words today.

Y: please?

Guo: I don't know?

Y: what do I know?

Guo: I don't know. You got scratched.

Y: What crime did I commit?

Guo: Am I alone?

Y: Ignorance is scratching people, you said.

Guo: Do you arrest people?

Y: what a mess? I don't know what that is.

Guo: You don't know me?

Y: no, no, I don't know.

Guo: Don't you read the newspaper?

Are you in the newspaper?

Guo: Hey? !

Y: What kind of exclamation is this?

Guo: I am very disappointed in you. No, listen. Buy a calendar, a monthly card or something? Monthly card.

Y: you?

Guo: Ah.

Y: Calendar, monthly card?

Guo: It's all me. Those people all have me. Don't you know?

Y: I haven't seen you.

Guo: Hey. This man. You must study, comrade. If you don't study, you will fall behind.

Yes I haven't seen it.

Guo: I am a professional in this field.

Y: what to write?

Guo: Write everything.

Y: calligraphy?

K: Both.

Y: with a brush?

K: Both. Brush, pen and pencil. All, all write.

Y: Write in pencil?

Guo: A great writer.

Y: wow. Writers use pencils.

Guo: Ah. I also write, TV plays and movies.

Yu: screenwriter.

Guo: That's right. Me? Do you know anyone? Big chainsaw?

Y: a carpenter?

Guo: Is it the chainsaw in the movie?

Yu: screenwriter. Screenwriter, write a script.

Guo: The screenwriter.

Y: right. Not a chainsaw.

Guo: Do you know that there is something wrong with your mouth?

Y: what's wrong with me? Screenwriter.

Guo: Eh. Great screenwriter.

Y: right.

Guo: I just wrote one the other day. Carla is a dog. I wrote it. I'm writing a sequel

Yes

Guo: Yu Qian is a pig.

Y: Is there such a popular person?

Guo: I applaud you. You become popular as soon as I hold it.

Y: really?

Guo: What do you think? In your own name alone, it's like (lingering? )

Y: Wow, we should all go straight here.

Guo: It has been like this recently. I praised you, and you became popular.

Y: I'm welcome if you applaud me?

Guo: That's right. I applaud you and I'm welcome. We have knowledge, we have culture (learning the action of turning over sesame cakes)

Y: What's the biscuit you had for lunch?

Guo: Bah.

Y: You bake sesame cakes here.

Guo: As far as I know, I have studied for so many years. I have been in college for so many years. Right?

Y: You still graduated from college?

Guo: Hey? !

Y: Let's not always use this interjection.

Guo: College student (Xiao)

Yu: College students.

Guo: Huh?

Yu: College students.

Guo: College students.

Y: Eh.

Guo: College students.

Y: Which school did you graduate from?

Guo: Where are you in charge? Up to no good. plot sth unlawful

Y: What's the problem?

Guo: You, you are vicious, and you deserve it.

Y: I'm just asking.

Guo: Are you a good person? Who are you to ask me? Why should I tell you? Did I tell you? Will you die?

Y: Did I recruit you?

Guo: It all makes sense. Do you care? Did I tell you?

No. Don't I care about you? I don't understand. I'll ask which school you graduated from. Don't I care about you? Let's chat.

Guo: That's right. be

Y: Which school did you graduate from?

Guo: From Tsinghua.

Y: tsinghua pool? From the bathhouse.

Guo: Look at this unlucky face.

Y: Don't talk about me yet.

Guo: You said it was at Hufang Bridge.

Y: you're not here?

Guo: I'm opposite Huguang Hall.

Y: that's a place.

Guo: Where?

Y: It's all in the same place.

Guo: Where?

Y: tsinghua pool.

Guo: Bah. Behind, behind tsinghua pool.

Y: burn the boiler. Need hot water. This.

Guo: Behind the boiler!

Y: Take out the dirty things.

Guo: Do you have a knife? Pass it to me.

Y: why borrow it?

Guo: I will kill you.

Y: You want to kill people without weapons. Can you recover?

Guo: (pointing a gun) You underestimate people. I go to primary school. Conghua University has studied for so many years. Fight so big

Y: stop it. Hey.

Guo: Do you know that the headmaster has run away several times?

Y: You go to school. What did you just say? University of chopped green onion. Tsinghua?

Guo: Ah. Yes, Tsinghua, green onions. Is it green onion? Why do you ask? ! It is better not to ask.

Y: You remember, Tsinghua University. After that, you were cheated like this. Ah.

Guo: Tsinghua!

Y: right.

Guo: Really? Tsinghua.

Y: right. Tsinghua

Guo: I am a college student there.

Y: I graduated there.

Guo: Hey! I have studied piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, chisel, axe and saw.

Y: Why do you still work as a carpenter?

Guo: Do you want to learn? There are all kinds of classes in universities.

Y: What classes are there?

K: Both. Draw, draw (long hair)

Yu: Painting and calligraphy. Perm. this is

Guo: Bah. What do you think of this man? He has no culture. Do you know anything about writing? !

Y: calligraphy?

Guo: China's calligraphy. (with big body)

Y: on the wall?

Guo: No climbing on the wall. Not now.

Y: cough. Not at any time

Guo: Theoretically. On paper, write. (directing traffic)

Y: Where can I find such a big piece of paper?

Guo: Write, write with a brush.

Y: I also practice calligraphy.

Guo: Nonsense. Nonsense. Still need to practice. This is my profession.

Yu: professional calligraphy

Guo: After practicing, write it and sell it.

Y: Still for sale?

Guo: How fresh is it?

Y: Still making money?

Guo: Hehe. Where did you get the money to buy a school building? Writing is sold out to support my school education.

Y: Just say that the delivery is over.

Guo: That's right. Write, write and sell.

Y: sell it back.

Guo: Let's sell it.

Y: Which gallery do you sell?

Guo: (looking at Yu Qian) Which hair salon sells it? Not for sale. Buy?

Y: I asked about your job. I don't care about your private life.

Guo: What's the matter?

Y: I said, where did you sell the painting? Gallery!

Guo: Not a gallery, just writing.

Y: Can't you sell the book you wrote?

Guo: What is the gallery for?

Y: Where can I buy it?

Guo: On the street.

Y: On the street.

Guo: Yes, on the street or at the gate of the community.

Y: this place?

Guo; Serve the people? Go where you want to go.

Y: O. Where can I buy it?

Guo: If it is a temple fair, this is the best.

Y: rushing to the temple fair?

Guo: Did the temple fair sell much? Which temple fair and which park caught up with this and made a fortune. Almost usual, almost usual. To satisfy the people in Beijing, of course? We also have to work overtime. Alas, I have to queue up when I wake up in the morning. Everyone who asks for words is standing, standing here, standing here.

Y: There is a queue.

Guo: er, I'm here, I'm here, I've arranged the vocabulary.

Y: how much is it?

Guo: Huh?

Y: How much is your calligraphy?

Guo: Are you an amateur? Is there any writing on Zhang?

Y: Why is this word not important?

Guo: That's framing.

Y: Writing on the set?

Guo: Right? Can people frame it one by one?

Y: hardcover, right?

Guo: Hey! That's right. It can be framed. It's all here. Master, come quickly. Wait a minute. Set by set. Well, the temple fair is ok. Usually a few hundred dollars, dozens of dollars is fatal anyway. Twenty or thirty dollars will do.

Y: just one set.

Guo: Just one set. Of course, it's not difficult for us. It only takes a few minutes. You're not tired either.

Y: You can finish it in a few minutes.

Guo: That's right. Where am I standing now? My money, the inkstone is ready. Wait here.

Yes

Guo: One by one. Stand still. "Stop that now. You, a few sets, two sets, right? " Take the money, put it away, and make paper for them first.

Y: Is this paper all made now?

Guo: Look, you have to be worth two dollars. Take less oil. Someone won't let me.

Y: two dollars?

Guo: You want to sell it for three yuan. Are you out of your mind? Two copies each! Point to this, you don't even want to be fooled! You are a frequent seller.

Y: it's too cheap.

Guo: We are guided by the public interest. Do you know that?/You know what? For the sake of the people, are you crazy to sell it for five dollars? Right? You can sell it for two yuan make paper

Y: how to make paper?

Guo: Make gluten paper.

Y: Oh, the more you say it, the more ridiculous it is. What happened to writing? Xuan paper!

Guo: You can't do that. This can't be published, okay? Gluten paper, flour, flour. Gold, gold, gold

Y: It's made of noodles!

Guo: This will kill you. I tell you, this guy never gets up early. Gluten paper

Y: how?

Guo: It's made of noodles! Gold. gold.

Y: sprinkle gold on it.

Guo: Bah! You are deceiving us. Even the word desk has to be saved, you know? This is golden yellow. Can't you make it golden yellow with eggs?

Y: Spread out the noodles and put an egg on them.

Guo: Make noodles first. When the noodles are ready, we have this special pen to turn. Take the eggs (the action of beating the pancakes) and turn them over. This is a textbook, paperweight, paperweight, so long (gesturing fruit). Bring it here and roll it. Some people are willing to eat textbooks.

Y: crispy fried dough sticks!

Guo: You brought this writing brush, do you know? Write it here. I put this ink in the inkstone, and it is not sweet: sweet noodle sauce.

Guo: So, "Do you want cinnabar?" "Come less, come less"

Y: cinnabar is much hotter.

K: OK, one set. Here you are.

Y: Where are the pancakes? !

Guo: Bah.

Y: nonsense. Isn't this a pancake stand? !

Guo: Do you study?

Y: I get up early too. I've seen this, too

Guo: Why do you talk to such a layman? How much do you know about this? Engage in academic research

Y: What kind of knowledge is this?

Guo: Look, to be honest (lifting pants).

Y: You can't eat with dirty hands.

Guo: I have a rag here.

Y: ok, ok, don't mention pants here.

Guo: Do, write an article. Our big schools are all from chopped green onion university. Do you know that we live here all the year round? Y: Yes, otherwise, how to write this article?

Guo: This inkstone is large and small. There are piles of textbooks here.

Y: you're welcome. You have many ingredients. This is ...

Guo: Bah. Look down on people. Many scholars come to visit our school.

Y: There are also intellectuals.

Guo: There is someone you don't know. Jin Yong

Y: I know Jin Yong.

Guo: Huh?

Y: Great writer, this is.

Guo: You, you know Jin Yong? !

Y: why don't you know?

Guo: Do you also read picture books?

Y: Where is Jin Yong in the picture book?

Guo: Are many of them written by people? !

Y: quite a few.

Guo: Lu Yigong, Long Babu, Jin Pingmei, Xia Simon.

Y: No, there is no such book.

Guo: Are they all written by Jin Yong?

Y: You've only read this one, haven't you? No, you didn't.

Guo: I like him very much. He's amazing. He lives in Hong Kong.

Y: right.

Guo: He is called a saint in Wulin.

Y: well written.

Guo: Jin Shengren.

Yes

Guo: Jin Shengren is in Hong Kong. When I read in the newspaper, there was an expert named Degang Guo in Beijing. This article is very delicious.

Y: What happens when people are hungry?

Guo: I am so happy. We must get it. Huh? Let's go

Y: where?

Guo: Buy a long-distance bus ticket from Kowloon and go to Liuliqiao.

Y: it's too long. This is also

Guo: Get off at Liuliqiao, pour 300 yuan, take the second ring Heping Gate, take the subway and run to school.

Y: You are really successful here.

Guo: At the school gate, we are all doing morning exercises.

Y: morning exercises.

Guo: I'm practicing my handwriting. I am practicing my calligraphy.

Y: Don't mention this calligraphy exercise.

Guo: Everyone has a table. Jin Yong came, and the students were very enthusiastic. They are all pushing desks. Look at this.

Y: Come back, you're scared.

Guo: Don't worry, fellow students, I will definitely taste it door to door.

Yo, I have a big appetite.

Guo: Don't worry, don't worry. The headmaster is coming. Oh, hello, Mr. Kim. I've heard a lot about you. It's a great honor to come here today. The toilets are all colored.

Y: The toilet has been painted.

Guo: I'm glad. You're welcome.

Yu; You're welcome. You didn't say toilet.

Guo: Anyway, it's very kind of you to come. Tell us a message.

Y: say something.

Guo: Stand here. "Dear classmates, I have long heard that there are many experts in your school. Today, Kim came here to enjoy the taste of your school.

Yes

Guo: Let's do it today. Talented people won't miss it. Today, someone asked a question and wanted to try out all the talented people. I wonder if the headmaster will give me a face. "That is to say, I want to test them, the headmaster. Can you do us the honor? The headmaster said, "OK, let me ask you a question. "How confused? I shouldn't have promised him. He is a Gold Saints.

Y: People are learned.

Guo: You are not right. You didn't do the right thing again.

Y: Does this have anything to do with the topic?

Guo: The headmaster promised to start school.

Yes

Guo: Mr. Jin squatted on the ground with a piece of chalk and wrote a poem.

Y: how to squat down and write?

Guo: Where can I write if I don't write it down?

Y: Write it on the blackboard.

Guo: The blackboard is made into a word stand. It's over, Mr. Kim. Take it and look! "In this spring morning, I woke up easily, and birds were singing everywhere, but now I remember that night, that storm, and I don't know how many flowers were broken." (with your toes)

Y: Take your finger! This sole is good.

Guo: Come on. Come on, guys. Everyone knows that this is an opportunity to show his face. Don't wait, hurry up. On the playground,

Y: it's far from poetry.

Guo: Let's get busy. That's it. Come on, Mr. Kim, try this.

Yu; Anyway, there is nothing wrong with this poem.

Guo: Mr. Jin, look at our article (take a bite). You are a black ink.

Y: that side is thin!

Guo: (taking a bite) Bah, Bah, what are you doing with these cinnabar? !

Y: There are too many peppers.

Guo: I tasted more than 400 pieces and finally came to me. Mr. Jin finished eating in the hall, his eyes shining. This article is about China rice, China Han nationality and China rice.

Y: You cooked China rice.

Guo: Which Hua Han gifted scholar wrote this article? I came soon, sir. I wrote it. Well, you can call it a learned scholar. Maybe spread another article based on this article?

Y: hey! I'm talking about my words.

Guo: I'm just a loser. What is the difficulty here? Here, two eggs. Which one do you want? Give it to me from the paperweight. (Dialing the phone) Hello? Ah, yes, I am, I am Lao Jin, yes, hello, yes, I am an idiot, right.

Jade: Yukiko? !

Guo: (circling) The signal is not good.

Y: Mobile phone.

Guo: Hey (crouching down) it's clearer this way, (lying down)

Yu: (Pull Guo up)

Guo: Yes, yes, I'm Jin Yong. Okay, okay, thank you. Bye, bye, bye. Put it away, teacher. Where can I find a prepaid card at the door?

Y: One phone call is dead.

Guo: No money. Just now, this was a phone call from the Chief Executive of the Hong Kong Special Administrative Region. Hong Kong lacks a super prime minister. You, Guo Junde, have a grand plan to learn grass, and Gu Ruo has an extension. I think it is good for him to go. The headmaster said, well, you cultivate more. I'm scared to hear that. Can I go there?

Y: what's the matter

Guo: He asked me to be the super prime minister there.

Y: This fairy is not small.

Guo: Who told you that? Being an official is too tired to make money.

Y: why? Super prime minister

Guo: Think about copying a shovel from Hong Kong and standing there, nobody cares.

Yu: Such a super prime minister!