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There are many channels to meet girls online, such as chat rooms, BBS, games, dating centers and emails. But in any case, most of them finally joined QQ for in-depth communication (of course, some people use MSN, but because I am not very familiar with it, I won't introduce it, and experienced people can add it). In addition, some female netizens are also looking for one-night stands for various reasons. For this kind of people, it doesn't matter who strikes up a conversation, the technical content is not high, and there is no need to give a special speech. Here, I only introduce the methods to deal with women who are eager but have no courage and need men to spend time, so I named the first article "How to find a woman who can fuck on QQ".

QQ chat is a complex system engineering. Men who just learn to chat will always fall into an extreme, or think that women on the internet are sex addicts and talk about pornography as soon as they start. Or think that women on the internet are saints, and just after being lectured by one person, they dare not talk about in-depth topics with others. In fact, the Internet is only a part of the real world. Like the real society in China, for most female netizens, their thoughts are conservative and it is unlikely that they will be hooked up at once.

First of all, online chatting should be psychologically prepared for failure. It is normal to meet people who ignore, say sarcastic words, call names and be lofty. We must have a good attitude and face failure bravely. Especially in China, most women are conservative and cautious. That doesn't mean you can sleep with anyone. There are too many lovers, remember, don't remember, and hurry around when you encounter contradictions! ! We'll find our way!

Second, no matter what women are, they should be fully "respected" online, even if they are ugly. If you don't take her seriously, she won't throw herself at you. When I say this respect, I don't want you to really regard her as a saint or a god, but to fully satisfy a woman's vanity. Don't talk about sex and sex from the beginning (many men have this problem). To be honest, the fundamental purpose of our chat is to get women into bed, but don't be too explicit at the beginning. For women, sex is a part of love. For men, love is only a part of sex, so don't rush it.

Third, choose what age group of women. Personally, I don't think there is a woman who can't get on, just whether the method is appropriate. But for men of different ages, it will also attract women of different ages, so when adding friends on QQ, it will vary from person to person. For example, a man in his early thirties like me, hooking up with a girl of17,8 years old, will have a very low success rate. A rebellious girl does not want to have sex with a man who looks as serious as her father or teacher. For girls of 16- 19, it is suitable for men aged 22-25 who just graduated from college. For girls aged 20-23, it is suitable for men aged 26-29; For girls aged 25-29, it is suitable for a wide range, because most girls who are willing to come out to play at this age have experienced rich emotional or sexual experiences, and their personalities are not yet fully mature, and many ideas are in a state of fierce collision and confusion, so generally speaking, men aged 23-43 can consider developing them. However, on the whole, young women in their thirties are more likely to talk to their 18-year-old sisters. Let's start with young women in their thirties. This kind of woman has been married for some time, and her husband is busy with his career and has no time to accompany her. The child grew up and went to school, and she was freed from the heavy housework. Moreover, the novelty of marriage has long since disappeared, and sexual life is definitely less. But at this time, women are at the peak of sexual demand, so for women, about 35 years old is an unprecedented period of sexual repression. Of course, women in China are conservative, but she just doesn't want to talk about it. If she wants to cheat, she will be under pressure to betray her family. Therefore, we should be good at guiding them. What about girls in their late teens? Don't take innocent girls like students as objects. These girls fall in love and have sex with boys the same age in Otawa. They won't do these online things. I mean my sister who has entered the society and doesn't know right or wrong. These girls have little social experience, are easy to hook up with, are curious about sex, have a certain admiration for mature men, and are vain. These girls are relatively easy to use. Young women and sisters have their own tastes. According to my feeling, young women are experienced and can make you want to die in bed. The disadvantage is that the lower body is a little slack and the figure is not very good. As for the girl of eighteen or nineteen, the breast skin is absolute, and it is really enjoyable to hold it in your arms! But poor experience and skills sometimes make you feel depressed about "raping a corpse". Relatively speaking, it is best for girls around the age of 23-25 not to hook up, because this is the age when girls talk about marriage. Do you think she will have an affair with you again when facing marriage?

Fourth, what kind of female chat hands are easy to use. In my opinion, a woman who just learned to chat online is the easiest to be hooked up, because at this time she is full of freshness to the internet, curiosity to the legendary online dating, and also wants to experience the taste of online dating. It's easy for women to remember the first time. If you become her first chat friend, you will have a good chance! On the contrary, if you meet a professional female chat guest, a veteran who has been chatting for many years, it will be difficult for you to impress her. But this kind of person is good at chatting and it is easy to waste your time. I know this very well. I have a QQ number, which is specially for this kind of women. I often meet such battle-hardened female chat guests on the Internet, for example, why did I die young, don't send me flowers and so on. These women are all veterans of the Internet, with at least two years of online experience. There are many male chat friends, and many times they have met netizens, so the Internet is not new to them. They chatted just to pass the boring time. It's your bad luck to meet them. They are good at chatting and typing quickly, and it is easy to waste your time, making you talk for countless nights, but getting nothing. I have experience now. Once I find such professional female chatters, I won't talk about them again, but I will also put them in QQ, which I don't often go to.

Now I'll talk about the specific problems, how to distinguish the true and false female chat friends, find online dating objects in the shortest time, and expand their sexual partners.

1, it depends on the information of female chat friends. If her information says "Find a lover, don't look for me", "I don't talk about sex" and "No one can talk to anyone", don't add it, you have no hope at all. It is very important to read the information clearly. Information is a reflection of a person's characteristics. Many women, influenced by media propaganda, are disgusted with online dating and are afraid, and she will reflect it in the information. Don't waste time with such women, it's not easy to persuade them.

2. From the point of view of adding friends, it is better to talk about the woman who needs certification. Let people add it casually, which means that she has no concept, anyone can get close to her, and it is difficult for you to win by competition. On the other hand, a woman who doesn't agree with you to add or not add friends must not waste time with her, because she is more defensive and it is difficult for you to get close! Especially in the chat room, you meet a chatting friend. After talking about feelings, you must quickly add her as a friend. If she doesn't agree, it means that the previous words are in vain, and there is little chance of meeting her again. There are still many experts waiting for her.

3. Female chat friends must be involved when chatting with you. If you don't reply for a long time, or reply to such words as "oh" and "um", then finish it quickly. She doesn't care about chatting with you at all, so don't waste your time. It is often the case that the other person speaks slowly and will use words like "Oh" and "Hmm" to deal with you, or you are the only one who asks her when chatting, and she never asks you. You'd better get out of here when you meet such a woman, because she just chats for fun and has no purpose.

After chatting once or twice, you should ask her about her native place, age, occupation and other basic information. If she says, "Is this place important?" "Does age matter?" Or don't want to say or say "You are so annoying, check your account". You should retreat quickly. Such people come purely for "chatting". Don't waste time with her I want to add this point, that is, on the internet, there is a woman who pretends to be elegant and pretentious, and what she says is irrelevant. She said something like, "What do you want to ask this place, as long as you have empathy?" This kind of person has a lot of mental variation, so it's best to ignore her.

Be sure to get the phone number of the female chat friend and chat once or twice within two weeks after the chat. This is the beginning of effective success. If she doesn't tell you her phone number, turn off the fire! And videos. Now there are audio and video, which can be used if possible, so that the possibility that the other party is a shemale can be ruled out, and it is easier to bring feelings closer by talking and chatting directly. At this point, we should pay attention to distinguish that many girls are afraid to call you because they are worried about the fire in the backyard, so men must have a sense of responsibility at this point. I will never call or send a message to a girl unless it is an online appointment. People may bring you physical happiness, so don't disturb their normal life. In addition, if a female chat friend really chats well with you, she is willing to let you see her photos.

6, female chat friends must chat with you often, so that there is a play. At least once a week. If she doesn't surf the Internet once or twice a month, it means that she is very satisfied in real life. You can't hook up with such a woman. Delete it quickly. I clean QQ once a month now. If I haven't seen each other for a long time and don't chat, I'll throw it away.

7. If a female chat friend has conflicts and estrangements with you, you can end it. This gap is hard to bridge on the Internet. This conflict takes many forms. If you don't remember her birthday or make a mistake, or do something wrong, of course, it depends on the specific situation, but generally there will be psychological obstacles after the conflict, so it is best not to work hard.

8. Female chat friends must be willing to see you, or at least ask to see you two or three times. If a woman always says: I'm sorry, I didn't see a net friend, what is there for a net friend to see? Get out of here and go online. There is a female chatter, that is to say, "online dating is online dating, don't bring it into reality". Everyone has his own advantages, but I absolutely don't like Platonic love. To put it bluntly, no sex, no sex is not a girl. Psychosexuality is an abnormal behavior! I am firmly opposed to it. A request for a meeting must be made.

9. If a female chat friend has been unwilling to talk to you about emotional matters and make colorful jokes with you, you should leave at once. Don't be a good person on the internet. Nobody likes a good man. You should always play jokes on her, stimulate her mood and chat seriously. Why don't you talk to a real female leader?

10, women who surf the Internet late at night are lonely. If a female chat friend is willing to chat with you late into the night, you will have a chance. This is suitable for married young women in their thirties who have families, but not for little girls. She is full of energy and can stay up all night. You can't beat her. Young women have problems surfing the Internet at midnight. First, it means that her husband is not around and she is very lonely. The second is that there are not many things at home, and you don't have to get up early the next day. Women need comfort in the middle of the night. Work hard!

1 1. Be good at showing your advantages in chatting, have a sense of humor, and don't be a grouchy gray figure. People will get bored after a long time.

12. If you travel frequently and have the conditions to go abroad, you can talk more. If you have no money to go out, you'd better find a local, but it's no use looking for someone from other places. I have a deep understanding of this. I didn't understand it at first. I have talked about everything from Qiqihar in the north to Sanya in the south. As a result, I fell in love with seven or eight, and none of them found a job! I regret it! Waste of time!

If you have mastered the above points, you can let go of the chat, chat long and short, and grasp it yourself. Everyone's personality and hobbies are different. You don't have to insist, but only if this person is willing to meet. My opinion is to advance the meeting time as far as possible to avoid falling asleep. Chatting with a sister from Sichuan in 2002, she was only 19 years old. She is new to online sex and wants to experience it. I was her first chat friend, and we talked about sex every day. She also agreed that if I went to see her, she would sleep with me. But because of the long journey, I didn't make it, and it gradually got cold. As a result, half a year later, she was dealt with by a netizen in Liaoning. I was very angry when she told me about it. Later, when I had time, I decided to visit her, and I realized this wish. Unexpectedly, she went back on her word, because she had already found a boyfriend, and she thought she could not play so irresponsibly any longer. Now that I think about it, the lesson is profound!