A lively joke on the wine table

1, little happiness, touch along the wall;

Have fun and mop the floor.

How can a person walk the rivers and lakes without drinking?

Can't drink, no future.

Drink nine doses and concentrate on training.

Drink only drinks, not leaders.

Can you drink or not lose, leading secretary

If you drink it, you will fall down, and your job will be hard to protect.

Drinking too little makes it difficult to find talents.

Halfway through, the promotion is still early.

Lead the whole process and lead the future.

My wife came and told me to drink less and eat more.

Wine makes a man brave, but he refuses to obey his wife.

Don't drink too much, for fear of losing your mind, and refrain from drinking.

A small amount is not a gentleman, but a nontoxic husband.

Market economy competition, drink a glass of wine quickly.

3. In the spring morning, I woke up easily, and birds were singing everywhere. I raised my glass and asked the girl: How much should I drink? -The girl is in charge

When I leave home, I will invite a girl to accompany me. -Have a drink with the girls present.

4, wine is made of rice, you can't drink it. B is made of meat, and it will not be a crime in a few days.

Dried wine is big, and the sun and the moon grow in the pot.

As long as you have feelings, everything you drink is wine. (Drink ice water to find a reason)

If you don't drink white, you won't come emotionally

5. If others don't know, unless you drink.

The sky is blue, the sea is blue, and cups are handed down.

There is no cloud in the sky and no drought in the ground. That cup doesn't count.

Wine meets friends, and poetry is sung to those who will meet.

A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When shall we drink again? If we don't drink now, we will be very sad in the future.

6. Husband: "Daughter-in-law, I will go home late at night."

Daughter-in-law: "What's the matter?"

Husband: "I have an exam task at night."

Daughter-in-law: "What test task?"

Husband: "Test the effects of protein, vitamins and minerals on human body under the action of barley malt and water fermentation."

Daughter-in-law: "Be specific!"

Husband: "The latest research of high-tech liquid in human liver and kidney antagonistic reaction degree test."

Daughter-in-law: "Speak human words! ! ! "

Husband: "Let's have a drink ..."

Daughter-in-law: "Get out!"

7, friends, listen to my advice, put down your glasses, go out of the bar, read a few pages of your favorite books, go out to bask in the sun, or ride a bike. It's getting dark. Ask some friends I haven't seen for a long time to find a place to have tea and chat and do whatever they want. At the end of the day, you will find it interesting to drink. ...

8. A friend in the wine business likes a girl. In order to catch up with him, he took great pains and exhausted all means. One day, I told him that the girl had a boyfriend and was getting married. Hearing this, he cried a lot, dried his tears and called at once. The girl said, "I'm getting married soon, so leave me alone!" " "

He bowed his head, was silent for a long time, and excitedly said to the phone, "You must use my wine when you get married!" " "

9. Liquor said, "People who drink me are courageous!"

The beer said, "People who drink me are very generous!" " "

Red wine says, "The person who drinks me is romantic!"

The wine said, "everyone who drinks me has money!" "

Alcohol said, "Without me, you are all parallel imports!" " "

10, watching TV today, the beauty anchor said that drinking is carcinogenic. Scared me, I quickly drank a bottle of wine to calm my nerves and made up my mind.