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Once upon a time, there was a young man who could not bear the blow of a broken relationship and wanted to go abroad to relax, so he came to a certain country.

He didn’t know that he was catching up with the king who was choosing a consort for his daughter. He saw many people running towards one place, and he ran there out of curiosity. Through the crowd, he saw a crocodile pond with hundreds of crocodiles in it. At this time, the king spoke from above: "Young boys, whoever has the courage to cross the crocodile pond will be my son-in-law." I heard many people talking about it below, and then I heard a "wow" sound. , the young man jumped down, and there was a roar in the crocodile pond. The young man swam to the other side. At this time, the king was very excited. He held the young man's hand tightly and said, "Young man, what force made you jump into the crocodile pool?" The young man said angrily, "Who pushed me in just now?" ."

Love Letter

I have been secretly in love with her for two years, but I never had the courage to confess to her. With the encouragement of my friends, I finally wrote a love letter full of love. However, the few times I saw her, the hand holding the love letter could not be taken out of the pocket. In this way, several opportunities were wasted, and the love letter has become crumpled.

Finally one day, I don’t know where I got the courage. As soon as I saw her, I put the crumpled love letter into her hand, and then ran away in a hurry.

The next day, she called and said she wanted to meet with me. Feeling both excited and nervous, we met under the dim street lights. She looked at me who was worried and asked: "Why did you give me a hundred yuan yesterday?"

I have been paying attention to you for a long time

A Ming has a crush on a female classmate. Decided to write to her anonymously first.

Friend asked: "How did she react?"

A Ming: "Very excited."

Friend: "That's great!! Then what? ?”

Amin: “Then she called the police.”

It turned out that his anonymous letter was made up of different sizes of typefaces cut out from newspapers...

Write: "I have been paying attention to you for a long time..."

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