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Very interesting duet sketch lines.
Xiao Ai: (looking at it) Ouch! have bad luck
The teacher confiscated Xiao Ai's roll paper, and Xiao Ai just wanted to get up and go.
Teacher: Sit down! Go out in an hour!
The teacher went to see Xiao Wu, who took the roll paper to the table and copied it.
Teacher: Come on, come on, stop pretending!
I despise you people who cheat with books most. You have no technical content at all.
How did you copy it? Like this? Like this?
Wu: Lower it! Lower it!
Teacher: (confiscating Xiao Wu's roll paper) You also sit and reflect. Why did you cheat with this book?
Xiao Wu: I don't want to take the book either! I can't play grass as well as her (Xiaoling)!
Xiaoling stared at Xiao Wu.
Teacher: That's right. Remember to mow the grass next time! I like this kind of hard-working child.
Teacher: Time is up! Hand in the papers.
Put away the roll paper.
Teacher: OK. Remember to take the advanced math exam this afternoon! (below)
Xiao Ai: Ah! Still taking the advanced math exam in the afternoon?
Xiaoling: Ah! ! Take the exam in the afternoon! (Picking up grass) What did you take just now?
Wu: Gao ... number? ! What kind of tree is that?
Three people: study how to mow the grass!
The teacher came in (all teachers can dress up alone).
Xiao Ai: Chinese teacher!
Teacher: Xiao Ai, how is your composition? (Roll paper to Xiao Ai)
Xiao Ai: What's the matter?
Teacher: You read it.
Xiao Ai: "My teacher", my teacher has an oval face ...
Teacher: Wait, (takes out a big sign to write claws) Are you a melon with a melon face? You wrote that my teacher has a claw face!
Xiao Ai: Teacher, paw face is also a face. Can't you make do with it?
Teacher: Keep reading.
Xiao Ai: My teacher is beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. ...
Teacher: Stop! You wrote so much. It's beautiful. Why? Just write it to the end!
Xiao Ai: Teacher, isn't the composition required to be no less than 500 words?
Teacher: So you only paint beautiful pictures?
Xiao Ai: Isn't it required to write true feelings? This is all my feelings!
Teacher: Hum, tell you, you are only 496 words!
Xiao Ai: Oh! Then add: how beautiful!
Teacher: Look at your translation of ancient Chinese. Touch the tree and die.
Xiao Ai: Find an old pagoda tree to hang yourself!
Teacher: Why is it an old pagoda tree? Look, you explain words, explain death, and you write death!
Xiao Ai: Oh, I want to write to death!
Teacher: (with a helpless face) You, you hung up again!
Xiao Ai: Give me another chance! I have rebuilt it five times!
Teacher: OK, I'll give you a chance. I've heard of pemphigus, and I'm comfortable with it, right? You can make sentences easily, and I'll give them to you when it's right!
Xiao Ai: Do you have any fish? ! Fish ... fish, fish swim in the water, and there are fish in the blade. ...
Teacher: (Laughter) Congratulations, you won-
Iverson: Have you passed?
Teacher: (it doesn't matter) the sixth chance to rebuild. (below)
Xiaoling and Xiaowu: Forget it. Come and study the grass with high number.
The teacher came in.
Xiao Wu: Philosophy teacher!
Teacher: Xiao Wu!
Wu: Yes!
Teacher: Look at your roll paper!
My question is: this is the question, please answer.
what did you say ?
Xiao Wu: This is the answer. Please give points ... Is there a mistake?
Teacher: Is this a question?
Teacher: You-OK, next,
Essay question: What is courage? Why didn't you answer it?
Xiao Wu: I answered!
Teacher: Just five words!
Wu: (reading) This is courage! That's right! Then I handed in my paper without answering the following questions. How well I explained my courage!
Teacher: You-you wait to hang up.
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