Complete collection of funny love sentences

Humorous and funny sentences about love

1. Five hundred years ago, you were a long-term worker in our family. That day when I peeked at you chopping wood from the window, I liked it. I fucked you, don’t blame me for not telling you then! Because there were no short messages back then!

2. The wife must follow when she goes out, obey the wife’s orders, and blindly obey when the wife is wrong; the wife must wait to put on makeup, remember the wife’s birthday, be willing to spend money, and endure the beatings and scoldings of the wife.

3 Dear user, hello, this is a network test. If there is no signal on your mobile phone, please drop your mobile phone on the ground as hard as you can until there is a signal. Thank you for your cooperation and goodbye

4. A man raising a woman outside is called "hiding a beautiful woman in a golden house". A woman raising a man outside is called "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon".

5. An unmarried woman sighed: Why do all good men become other people’s husbands? Someone reminded her: Wives train good husbands by themselves, and no man can be self-taught.

6. Stupid man + stupid woman = marriage; stupid man + smart woman = divorce; smart man + stupid woman = extramarital affair; smart man + smart woman = romantic love; us?

7. You are the sun in the sky, and I am the mountain on the earth; you are the moon in the sky, and I am the ocean on the earth; you are the crow flying in the sky, and I am the earthly dog ??chasing after you. Chasing...

8. A first-class man has a home outside his home; a second-class man has flowers outside his home; a third-class man looks for a home among flowers; a fourth-class man has his family home from get off work; a fifth-class man has his wife not at home. ;Sixth-class men have no wives and no homes.

9 One kiss gives you roses m. Two kisses give you my home mm. Three kisses go to Java for honeymoon mmm. I am a big fool for love, and I will never change my mind if I love you! ! ! mmm

10. You, you, you little goblin, you have caused me to be poisoned by your love but you still refuse to give me the antidote! You little villain! oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love!

11. You are handsome, you are handsome, you are the most handsome in the world. You have a nest of cabbage on your head, a sack on your body, and a kelp around your waist. You think you are the Invincible of the East, but in fact you are the Second Fallen God. generation.

12. The rooster and the hen are husband and wife. They are busy hatching chicks all day long. The chick has a mental problem and does not eat, drink or rest. The rooster and hen are anxious and hide aside to watch the chick. It is silly. The chick didn't pay attention and was secretly looking at the phone.

13. Sister, I love you just like a mouse loves rice. I miss you every time I hear you. I fall in love with you at first sight. I pursue you without saying a word. I come to you again and again. I will definitely I want to chase you...

14. Being single is understanding, falling in love is a mistake, breaking up is awareness, getting married is a mistake, divorce is awakening, remarriage is stubbornness, without a lover, you are a waste, and with too many lovers, you are an animal.

15. Baby, baby, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice. You are the phoenix in the sky flying and flying, and I am the jackal on the ground chasing and chasing you. I won’t beat you or scold you. I use Emotions torture you.

16 Buddha said: It takes five hundred times to look back at the past life in exchange for passing by in this life. If it is true, I would trade ten thousand times to meet you and be able to tell you: "I really want to love you."