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How to borrow money from friends?

Borrowing money from friends is as follows:

1. Cut to the chase: Hi! Dude, how's it going? Lend some money and I'll spend it!

2. Flattery: Wow! Beauty (handsome boy), your hairstyle is really beautiful today!

3. Asking for directions by throwing stones (first, talk about homeliness, then turn to the topic): Dude, did you watch the ball game yesterday? It was wonderful!

4. Reunion after a long separation: Brother (sister), long time no see! Where is the job now!

to borrow money from others, you need to express your ideas euphemistically, and you may get help from the other side. Of course, this kind of expression requires skill. You can try it with reference to the following methods.

The situation is really bad this year. I need some equipment. This equipment is very important to me, and it may turn losses. But I am short of money. I wonder if it is convenient for you to lend it to me for a while, and it will be returned as scheduled.

Take courage. When borrowing money from others, everyone will actually feel uncomfortable inside. After suffering for a long time, they can make up their minds and ask their friends for help. So when you decide to borrow money from a friend, don't feel humiliated or embarrassed. Try to make your difficulties clear to the other party. If the other party is willing to borrow, you don't have to force it.