Morning greeting joke

Good morning, a beam of sunshine shines on you. I wish you happiness every day. The following is the morning greeting joke I arranged for you, I hope you like it!

1. She is your dear, but she has thousands of admirers; She lets you play happily, but suddenly leaves; She makes you look forward to it, but she is always late; She has a name. Weekend. Hi? You just have to wait!

2. Everyone has a world; Every day, there are some things; Every week, there are weekends; Everyone has a wish; My wish is simple: I hope those who are reading SMS have a good weekend!

3. Busy all day, indifferent and gentle, running around and forgetting to enjoy; Making money is not the whole of life, and career is not the only destination; Stop-and-go, relax and get together intimately, and unlimited scenery is everywhere on weekends. Have a nice weekend!

4. Beijing is beautifully dressed, and the autumn scenery is beautiful. White clouds are floating in the blue sky, maple leaves are covered with wedding clothes, and the world is laughing; Chunhua Qiushi moved, year after year, good luck spread with the wind, happy ancient capital tour, happy travel. Happy weekend and good luck!

5.o Make a bed with red leaves everywhere, take the blue sea and blue sky as the quilt, and sleep sweetly with birds singing, smelling osmanthus fragrance, and resting on the clouds in the horizon. It's the weekend, have a good rest and wish happiness as long as autumn water.

6. Are you physically and mentally exhausted on weekends and lovelorn without tears? Still an old friend, dating gives you comfort! Forget the fatigue in your heart, relax for a week, and then spit bitterness and beer hot pot when you meet! Don't stand me up!

7. Less overtime pay, less staying up late, less health, less tickets to go home, less freedom from power, less illness from exercise, less trouble from smiling, and less difficulties from friends. At the weekend, no matter how much, I feel better.

8. God created a week and put a spell on you to make Monday calm, Tuesday kind, Wednesday warm, Thursday happy, Friday calm, Saturday lucky and Sunday happy!

9. Yesterday passed, tomorrow passed, and I am very happy every day; Too busy, too idle, live a good life; If you are poor, you will be rich, as long as you have no worries; I laughed and laughed. Have a nice weekend.

10. The weekend is here; May you let go of your troubles and slow down your depression, and don't lose it soon; May your happiness be doubled, halved and a little more; Remember my reminder, I wish you a happy weekend and uninterrupted laughter!

1 1. Time is full of colors, air is fragrant, and mood is bright because of blessings. When you open the message, I wish you a blessing to relax at this moment. Have a nice weekend!

12. The body is the capital of the revolution, and it is necessary to keep fit; Peace is the direction of happiness, take care; Diligence is the chip of success, work hard; Happiness is the source of happiness, smile more; Weekend is the harbor of the soul, so rest more; Friends are the sunshine of life, contact more! I wish my friends a happy weekend and a more exciting life!

13. Give money on Monday and earn money every day; Send wood on Tuesday, a pillar of heaven; Send water and rain on Wednesday; The fire is booming on Thursday; Send soil on Friday, a thousand acres of fertile land; Weekend gives you everything, golden wood, fire, water and earth, wonderful and happy!

14. When the weekend comes, it conveys happiness, so that there is always a sweet smile on the brow, the taste of happiness lingers in my heart, life is full of satisfaction, and my heart is full of good luck and wishful thinking. The weekend is here, I wish you happiness and health!

15. It's the weekend, and everyone has a holiday. Only this short message of mine is working overtime. It is full of my sincere greetings and infinite blessings. I crossed Qian Shan, crossed tall buildings and came to you. I wish you a happy weekend and happiness forever!

16. May you have a safe and smooth Monday, be satisfied on Tuesday, be energetic on Wednesday, achieve something on Thursday, get a raise and promotion on Friday, drive away fatigue on Saturday, and be happy and sweet on Sunday! Have a nice weekend!

17. Oh, the faint years, shuttle year after year; Beautiful memories, scene after scene; Deep in thought, a little bit dotted; Greetings are sent to you in waves: I wish you a happy weekend!

18. A familiar number will one day be empty. No matter how painful the memories are, there will be a forgotten day; No matter how beautiful the dream is, there is also a day to wake up; Weekend blessing, there will be no breakpoint for a day. Have a nice weekend.

19. By the end of the week, no matter how heavy the workload is and how high the price can rise, the international situation is in chaos, and Japan's nuclear radiation is very relaxed. We can't worry about this. Have fun and have a good rest. Happiness is the most important thing. Happy weekend!

20. Another beautiful weekend, my friend. Stop your hurried steps and put down your busy work! Happiness is around us, leisure is around us, and this wonderful weekend makes us happy!

2 1. Smile is golden corn, which is very healthy. Smile is a beloved toy, very happy. Smile is a spring flower, very happy. Smile is a blessing for the weekend, very happy. Friends, weekends are easy to force.

22. At sunset, Cangshan Mountain overlooks. Friendship is a ship that sends you blessings. Morning dew, friendship umbrella, share the wind and rain for you. On the weekend, I can't finish my sweet words, but I wish you happiness and peace.

23. Let friendship occupy loneliness and prevent loneliness; Let greetings replace care and convey warm wishes; Let happiness occupy your sight, and sweet happiness will bloom. I wish you a bright smile and a good mood at the weekend!

24. I was depressed on Wednesday and needed coffee to mention it. I was in trouble at work on Wednesday and needed a friend to enlighten me. Life is frustrated on Wednesday and I need friends to get together. With coffee refreshing, there will be no worries at work, and friends will come to the party at night, which is really comfortable for lesbians.

25. Make a bed with red leaves everywhere, take the blue sky as the room, listen to the birds, let the troubles be like clouds, and sleep sweetly with the clouds on the horizon. It's the weekend, have a good rest and wish happiness as long as autumn water!

26. Eight pens a week, one is happy, one is happy, one is cool, one is tall, one is comfortable, one is extra money, and the other is always healthy. I give you these seven pens, and the eighth one will be thrown out of your head! Have a nice weekend!

27. Hey, when the weekend comes, I'm ready for you: dancing happily, singing good luck songs, toasting you, cheering for good luck and falling in love with you happily. Good friend, don't thank me, just be happy!

28. The sun is shining, running in the wind and rain, dreaming your own dreams, going your own way and living in the present! Life can't be perfect, so let's do our best and leave the rest to fate. Good morning!

29. Good morning message is not just a sentence? Good morning? But tell you in a silent and loving way: I miss you as soon as I wake up. ? Good night message is not just a sentence? Good night? But tell you in a silent way of love: I will dream of you in my dream. ?

30. The morning dew polishes your crystal eyes, the sunshine bakes your warm taste, greetings bring you a beautiful and fresh morning, and I hope my short message will bring you a simple and fulfilling happy day. Good morning.

3 1. Morning is a song. Write happy words, compose happy songs, compose carefree songs and draw a rest of troubles. May you sing different happiness and excitement with a relaxed mind! Good morning, friend!

32. When the first ray of sunshine enters the window, it brings the golden light of the morning; When the first bird song came into the room, it brought joy and smile in the morning; When the first short message entered the mobile phone, it brought a blessing sound in the morning. Good morning, baby!

33. Your parents love you and laugh until your stomach hurts. Someone has cried for you, bought your favorite clothes, talked to your sweetheart on the phone, and accompanied your beloved. Did someone think of you first in the morning? In fact, happiness can be very simple, good morning!

34. There are not many old friends, but there must be a few. Even if they are scattered all over the world, they can always run to their cities to run wild, and then when they come, they will be greeted rain or shine. Good morning!

35. It was a harmonious morning. The sun is still shining, the flowers are still in full bloom, the breeze is still lingering, happiness is still happy, and we are still wonderful. Good morning!

36. I haven't been in touch for a long time, and my thoughts are growing. Although I am not with you, I care about you. Although there are not many words, every sentence tells the truth, and several numbers convey feelings, and concerns have always been in my heart. It's the weekend again, I wish you a leisurely mood!

37. Open your bright eyes, eliminate the interference of sleepiness, stretch your beautiful smiling face and embrace a happy day. Good morning, my friend. I wish you a good mood today and a comfortable life and work!

38. Open your eyes and slow down; Get up quickly and stretch; Smile, a beautiful day has begun again. Good morning, I wish you a good mood, smooth work and sweet life today!

39. It's dawn. The alarm clock went off. Get up reluctantly. My greetings have arrived in time. If you are happy, smile. Good morning, I wish you a good mood!

40. Life is always like this, and people can't be satisfied everywhere. But we must live with passion. People live all their lives, and there are many things worth loving. Don't be discouraged because of one dissatisfaction. Good morning!

4 1. Open your eyes and see the sunshine filling the room, warming your heart. Forget yesterday's unhappiness and welcome today's heroism. Start a new life with enthusiasm. Get up quickly, or you will be late! Good morning!

42. Trouble is like a washing machine. Let's stir, rotate and bump in it, but in the end we will get rid of it, cleaner and better than before. Good morning!

43. Say two words to yourself: 1, and stick to it no matter how difficult it is. It doesn't matter no matter how good it is. 3. Be confident no matter how bad it is. 4. Save more. 5. Be enthusiastic no matter how cold it is. Good morning!

44. In winter, if you have even done such a difficult thing to get up, what else can be difficult for you on this day! What an inspirational sentence, good morning to everyone.

45. The weekend is coming again. I sincerely hope it can wash away your troubles like fresh rain. Like the gentle wind, it blows away your melancholy and gives you a bright mood! I wish all the best!

46. The weekend is coming. Jump hard, have fun with you, be lucky with you, and wish the drama heat up. No one can stop you: the sunshine of success shines on you, you smile happily every day, and happiness will accompany you until you are old.

47. Weekends are full of flowers, happy moments are full of sunshine, happy birds sing happily, fly happily and freely, sincere wishes are full of longing, warm words warm people's hearts and wish happiness for a long time!

48. Borrow a breeze to make you feel refreshed; Warm your heart with a meter of sunshine; Borrow a blue sky and let you wander freely; Borrow a white cloud to let you soar freely; Borrow a clear spring to wash away your fatigue; Borrow a rainbow to add elegance to you; Borrow a bunch of flowers and give you a room full of incense; Borrow a good word and let luck go with you. It's the weekend, remember to relax and enjoy life!

49. It's raining, the ground is cool, the wind, flowers, snow and the moon are fragrant, white clouds are hovering in the air, the wind is blowing, and the air is cool. Cherish friendship and kindness, cherish the good times, cherish the appearance and nourish the body, take time to exercise, and don't forget friends and relatives. Spring, summer, autumn and winter are wonderful, and people will miss them on weekends, and they will be healthy all year round!

50. Sailing in the sea requires a good helmsman, and hard work requires good health. Only by keeping good spirits can you be energetic, and you can rest for two days on weekends. The weekend is coming. I wish you a good rest, good fun, good luck and sweet dreams.

5 1. A friendly cry: Dear, a touch of tenderness: Do you miss me? A heart that misses you: pounding, a crisp short message: don't think too much, just to send you my words:? Happy weekend!