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Have you ever seen the worst buyer? How bad is it?

I met a man who bought more than 30 houses. Almost all of them have been kept in the hands of more than twenty or thirty sets for a long time, and they have bought and sold one by one. At first, his family was also a very ordinary family. His family has a baby daughter who works in Hong Kong and hasn't gone out to work for several years. Suddenly, the family had the funds to buy several suites and began to buy and sell houses. It's really good to develop from a few sets to dozens. Later, a local family had a young man and his daughter. I went to his house to propose to my son. The young man's family runs a factory. He has owned a factory for several years. This is a real game. If you don't mention it, just mention it It is a local rich man who made a fortune earlier, and it is also a perfect match. In less than half a year, the two teenagers officially got married. Right on 18! The house price began to be neglected and gradually became a little nervous. The boy's father began to borrow money from the girl's father to resist the loan. January and February passed, and the boy's father didn't want to borrow it for half a year. Not borrow, he wants to get back the original loan, but not borrow, he must borrow. Because the two companies signed a contract to make a fortune together, they have been waiting for a rebound. Later, the boy's factory stopped working, foreign orders stopped, and his income stayed. It is impossible to start a factory, but the two fathers who signed the contract are responsible for the later loan. At this time, the contradiction began when the man's father couldn't get the money and began to cut off the loan. A few months ago, the two companies negotiated to deal with the house at a discount, but they could not sell it at a discount. After the man's father received the court leaflet, the contradiction intensified and finally the house was sealed up. At this time, the young couple divorced, but second time around finally went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get back two new books. My daughter felt that she owed too much to her parents and went to Hong Kong. Now, these two red eyes and blue eyes are considered appropriate. The boy's father transferred the factory to make a living, and the girl's father's house was sealed up and he had to rent a house to live in. The contradiction between the old four began again. The daily oath formula is also two words: divorce. Want to know what happened? Listen and observe for a while before posting.

My friend, 350,000 yuan, bought a house of 150 square meters. Finally, my intestines are all regretful! My friend Xiao Zhang, a Sichuanese, bought a small property right house in Chongqing about two years ago.

I spent 350,000 yuan to buy a house of 150 square meters, which is simply a bloody loss!

However, the owner made it clear that this is a small property right house and there is no property right certificate. My friend thought for a moment, yes, the price of this house is so attractive that even if you buy it, you won't lose money! And it's on the edge of the city, so it's convenient to live in traffic or something! As a result, the two sides reached a * * * understanding, and only signed the contract and it was over, without even going to the notary office. But ah, but the development of Chongqing is still very fast.

This place soon became a place for demolition, and friends were very happy.

Did you get lucky? Do you want the salted fish to turn over?

The demolition of glistening flowers is coming. Think about it, I'm still a little excited!

Then the demolition team came, asking friends to leave within a time limit, and said that the owner had signed it. My friend Xiao Zhang is a fool. When did he sign it? Then, through the query,

It turns out that this house is a fund-raising house for local villagers.

The ownership belongs to these villagers, and they have the right to dispose of it.

What's more, the person who sold the house to him is not the real owner.

According to the owner's villagers, that person may be a foreigner. Four years ago, he signed a lease contract with the villagers and rented the house for 20 years at the price of100000 yuan. Later, he signed a house sale contract with Xiao Zhang. Naturally, the house sales contract signed by Xiao Zhang and that foreigner is also invalid! There is also an episode here: the lease contract is at most ten years, and twenty years is not standardized.

With the follow-up investigation, the truth is even more surprising:

Comparing the contract signed by Xiao Zhang and a foreigner, and the lease contract signed by a foreigner and a villager, I found that the foreigner's signature was different, which was obviously a fake name! I guess I just made a fake ID card and signed the contract! Although a friend reported the case, there is too little evidence, so it is definitely difficult to find someone. Of course, the villagers were in a good mood after the demolition, and refunded their friends the rent of100000.

However, I spent 250 thousand and lived for two or three years.

Also bought a lesson!

Tell me a case around me. One of my parents has grown up. In 2008, my parents made a fortune by watching aquaculture. Thinking that the existence of a bank is worthless, they bought two suites on loan in their hometown town. At that time, it was still 200 thousand sets. At that time, they could buy a suite in the city at this price.

Eight years have passed and the loan has been paid off, but the house can't be sold from 200 thousand to 80 thousand. I want to buy a house in the city, but the house price in the city has risen five times, so I can't afford it. The house in my hometown cannot be sold. This is a real case of buying a house but being cheated.

In fact, not all houses are rising in price. Many places have been falling. We always feel that houses are rising because most of us want to go where others want to go, and land is limited. So the scarcity effect leads to rising house prices.

And those who buy a house without raising prices or even lowering prices are mostly people with poor conditions. This is the process of gradual class differentiation, and house prices have opened the gap between people.

There are no miserable buyers, only buyers who have not made any money! A relative of mine bought a staircase room for 25 years on 20 13. When he bought it, he couldn't get a loan, so he had to borrow money everywhere to pay back the house, otherwise his savings would be lost in vain.

After the relatives got the house, they replaced all the old furniture and appliances at home before renting out the house. But not long after, tenants complained about water leakage in the bathroom, and relatives dared to spend money to waterproof the bathroom. The tenant only rented it for half a year and retired because of job transfer. Although he got an extra month's rent, he had to spend another month's rent on the intermediary. After a month, another tenant moved in, but it didn't take long for relatives to be called by the property. Neighbors reported that his tenant kept a dog at home, and dogs barked at people all day and night, and there was often shit in the corridor. Relatives go to the house to talk to the tenants. When they got home, they found that the balcony door and wallpaper had been bitten by dogs. Relatives demand compensation from tenants. The tenant said that if you don't write these in the same room, you won't pay. The relatives were very angry and drove the tenants out.

Relatives were exhausted by this house, so they cleaned it up again and sold it when the house price rose slightly on 20 15. The total price is basically the same as the money spent by relatives to buy a house and decorate it, and no money is made. And soon after it was sold, the house price went up, and his house was 50W higher than when he sold it. He felt regret and pain in his heart.

20 16 10 when the house price was the highest, his relatives worried that the house price would go up again, so they ran out of room and bought a new small two-bedroom apartment. Not long after he bought it, the state began to regulate housing prices, and his house began to fall. He is very worried. Fortunately, the price is as stable as Mount Tai, and it hasn't fallen much. In this way, it has been sideways to 20 19. It costs a lot of money for relatives and daughters to study art, but there is no money at home. Relatives want to invest in children more than in houses, so they sell their houses without making money! In 2020, house prices rose again, and relatives were so angry that they wanted to jump off the building!

Fortunately, his daughter is better, which makes him see a glimmer of hope!

It is said that people who bought houses in the early days earned money.

But in Kunming, there are many people who buy houses and tragedies.

Six years ago, a famous old man married his son. The family paid a down payment of 200,000 yuan and bought a different happiness city in Wujiaba area with a loan. At that time, the house was capped, and the developer made 10 thousand packages, saying that 20 16 was delivered.

As a result, six years later, the old man became a mother-in-law. The house he bought with the loan is not only rotten, but also pays the bank loan every month.

The most important thing is that his son applied for the loan to buy a house. His son not only has to continue to repay the loan, but also refuses to buy a house again because the loan has not been repaid. If you buy a house in the name of an old man, applying for a loan from the bank is rejected because the old man is old and retired.

Some owners in another happy city saved a building by saving themselves.

However, because the house bought by the old man only completed the architectural framework, it would cost a lot of money to save himself, and there were few respondents, so he had to give up and wait for a long time.

Now their family can only squeeze into the old man's house, watching the higher and higher housing prices and sighing at the house.

Sometimes, buying a house is also an important choice in life. If the choice is wrong, it will really destroy three generations.

Buying a house, buying a house and buying investment, the house price in China has been at a historical high, and there is not much room for improvement. Beishangguang is basically shaped, and second-and third-tier cities, especially central cities, are on the rise. I think even if I buy a house, no matter how much it falls, are there people who speculate in stocks? The house is at least a fixed asset. Let me talk about my relative's community. How did he understand it? He bought a house with a loan, paid a down payment and waited to move in. Later, the sales department reduced the price to promote sales, and I didn't see anyone who bought a house to live in. Many people only buy a house once in their lifetime, and one supply is decades, which is a lifelong investment. People have to change houses many times in this life, and the consumption concept will change with age! After graduation, you are single or couples rent a single room, and it is also very satisfying for two people to have one room and one living room. When you are facing marriage, you should buy at least two bedrooms. After graduation, your children hope to have a yard full of vegetables to raise chickens in their later years!

Therefore, people's demand for houses is constantly updated and rising, and it is also constantly changing. However, soaring housing prices make it more and more difficult to change rooms. Unless you are an investor in real estate speculation, most people advocate that rising house prices are not good. No real estate speculation, curb real estate speculation! Since the end of March, Hainan, Shenzhen and other places have successively introduced stricter control policies, involving purchase restrictions, sales restrictions, down payment ratio, just need priority, and regulation is not relaxed! Thus, the country's bottom line for the real estate market is that the country will not step into the loss trap of Japan! The best situation is to maintain the current price, neither rising nor falling. With the passage of time, the second child and the third child were released, and the real estate industry landed smoothly. Real estate speculation has no future and future? Because no one in the world is a fool?

I met a professional real estate speculator and bought a dozen shops at once. Later, there was something wrong with this store, and now it is basically rotten there.

There is a leader inside the developer over there who has a good relationship with this house bug.

Just tell him what the project planning here will be like, and then how much price concessions can be given to him.

Then the house bug man believed, sold several good houses in his hand and bought a dozen large shops at once.

What is the boss's life like now?

That is, the funds are wasted at once, and a huge mortgage is paid every month.

Worst of all, the project has stopped.

Developers have problems, many high-level officials have been investigated, the nature of land is also problematic, and funds are also problematic.

It can be said that the project may be difficult to carry out in the end.

The boss of this bug used to drive a Mercedes with a bunch of room keys. Every day, he just looks at the house, collects the rent, sells the house in buy buy, and smiles every day.

Now because the mortgage has not been paid, the assets under his name have been seized by bank litigation.

This is the worst buyer I have ever seen, from a rich man to a lazy one.

My former colleague, her husband is a courier and her wife is a clerk in a milk powder shop. Originally, I had a small house with two rooms and one living room, which was very comfortable with two children. For some reasons, my husband went to a new development zone in suburban county at the end of 19 and bought a house by installment with Evergrande.

Who knows that this year, the epidemic broke out, the daughter-in-law lost her job, and her husband was also hit hard as a courier. The express delivery industry in Kunming is very typical, with many deliveries and basically no receipts, which means that the income has dropped sharply.

At the beginning of June, I went to his house to play. When talking about this house, the couple both sighed and couldn't afford the new house. Originally, I wanted to sell the old house, because the epidemic situation and the age of the house were a little old, and few of them hung up with the intermediary for several months, let alone sold it.

Now the couple are blaming each other and borrowing money everywhere for this new house, which affects their feelings very much. It is said that the developer has repeatedly urged money to dispose of the house if it is not paid. Faced with this situation, the two couples are at a loss.

One of my clients planned to buy a two-bedroom apartment in Beijing many years ago for settlement and marriage. After many house visits, he selected a hardcover two-bedroom apartment in a residential area in Wangjing, and successfully negotiated the price with the owner for many times. Just before signing the contract, the customer received a phone call asking the owner to reduce the price again 100%. The host refused and broke up. Later, the house was bought by a business aunt. Since then, only customers have come to see it for four consecutive years, but after four years of market baptism, the total price of the house has doubled. Coincidentally, four years later, the house that customers like is listed for sale again, and customers still have a special liking for this house. Finally, he bought the house at a price 1.5 times higher than that of four years ago. The moment I got the real estate license, I was very emotional. Later, we became friends who talked about everything. At a party, we told me what happened that year.

Before signing the contract, I received a phone call from one of his colleagues. The content of the phone call probably means that the intermediary is cheating you and the house price will drop. I suggested that he wait and see, and he would definitely reduce the price. So he believed it.

Finally, my friend told me with emotion that you must trust us when buying a house, because we are professionals and even the best relatives and friends can't pay for him. It is wrong to spend more than two million to buy a lesson.

This is the worst buyer I have ever experienced personally!

The worst person to buy a house is two recent events in Shenzhen, both of which are related to Shenzhen's degree. One directly lost 600,000 yuan and the other directly lost 2 million yuan.

First, the couple decided to buy the Huilongwan Community near the Hongshan subway station in Longhua, Shenzhen, to prepare for their children's degree in Shenzhen. Husband and wife are also ordinary white-collar workers. This time, it's actually a room change. It is agreed that13.5 million will buy a three-bedroom apartment, and then a deposit of 600,000 has been paid. However, due to the large number of children in recent years, especially this year's internal news, the second-child families are facing the risk of diversion, that is, other schools that may shake the number, and their children will never go to Shenzhen High School. The couple learned from their mistakes and finally broke the contract, and then went to Futian to buy another degree room. However, because they broke the contract themselves, the deposit was not refunded and they lost 600,000 yuan in vain. I want to say that this owner is a bit unkind. At least you can give him a half refund, so that both sides will feel better.

The other is a colleague who bought an apartment with a high degree of education. But this year, the policy was suddenly adjusted, and the apartment was not within the scope of this school. The house is old and shabby. At that time, because of the high value of this school. Now that the school is gone, the house price has dropped by more than 2 million. It is useless for many parents to kneel to the relevant departments.

These two are the worst actual situations I have ever seen.