Jokes and jokes: Whose brain is smart _ Laughing till your stomach hurts _ Laughing and teasing your girlfriend.

One day, Lee Teng-hui visited the United States in his personal capacity. After meeting with him, Clinton praised his deputy Gore, saying how smart he was, and said that if he didn't believe me, he would immediately take an intelligence test. So Clinton called Gore and asked, Gore, your parents have a baby. He is neither your brother nor your brother, much less your sister. Who is this child? Gore immediately replied: This child is Gore. Clinton is very happy, and Lee Teng-hui is very unhappy.

After returning, Lee Teng-hui immediately called Lien Chan and asked him, Lien Chan, your parents have a baby. He is neither your brother nor your brother, much less your sister. Who is this child? Lien Chan froze, thought for a moment and said, I'll go back and think about it.

After returning home, Lien Chan called Chen Shui-bian and asked him, Chen Shui-bian, your parents have a baby. He is neither your brother nor your brother, much less your sister. Who is this child? Chen Shui-bian immediately replied: It is Chen Shui-bian. Lien Chan is very happy. The next day, he replied to Lee Teng-hui: The child born to my parents is neither my brother nor my brother nor my sister, but Chen Shui-bian.