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How strong is Artest? What are the technical features? What will it bring to the rocket?

[Offensive] As a defensive player, Artest's offensive strength has been steadily improving every year in recent years. In 2003-04, he averaged 18P/3.7A and was the second scorer in the team. Although he played only seven games in 2004-05, he averaged 24.6 p/3.1a. The disadvantage is that the scoring method is a bit pale. In addition to the stable China Investment and three-pointers, the best dribbling is to cut into the restricted area by force, often relying on the high-intensity advantage of physical confrontation to suppress the opponent's position to get the opportunity to lay up or dunk, and the shooting skills and timing are slightly worse.

[Defense] The best one-on-one defense expert in the league is also the most troublesome opponent of stars such as Ke, Mai and Ai. Strong fighting spirit, outstanding strength, speed and stealing ability, and first-class defense technology. It's interesting to freeze the top scorer of the opposing team on the court. The only drawback is that this kind of behavior is sometimes harmful. Best defensive player in the league in 2003-04.

[Comprehensive evaluation] One of the most comprehensive swingers in the league, with outstanding physical condition and excellent offensive and defensive skills. The biggest drawback is irritability. As a 26-year-old young player, Artest's personal data is steadily improving every year. If he can control his bad temper, he will certainly have a higher development in the league.

[short experience]

My name is Artest, a basketball boy from Queensbridge slum in new york. My father is a former navy dentist. In order to support his family, he gets up early every day and goes to the nearby grocery store to carry sacks as coolies. Among my seven brothers and sisters, I am my father's greatest hope. In order to save money to buy me sneakers, he has only worn a pair of patched, patched and iron-clad old boots for more than ten years. My childhood was unhappy. I was diagnosed with "anxiety disorder" at the age of 8, my parents divorced at the age of 65,438+03, and I watched my youngest sister die at the age of 65,438+06. I grew up in the shadow of poverty, drugs and violence, and this environment also developed my competitive and irritable personality.

Although I was brave since I was a child, I didn't become a street thug like many friends around me. Because compared with them, I have superhuman basketball talent, and I love this great sport. I didn't waste the gift that God gave me. In order to be the best basketball boy, I train crazily every day until I am exhausted. I behaved like a wild animal on the court, and my desire to win always filled me with fighting spirit and confidence to beat any opponent. Undoubtedly, I won the awe of my opponent and the respect of my teammates. My performance made me a basketball hero in Queens, new york. I won the title of "Best Player in the State" in high school. 18 years old, got a basketball scholarship from the local St. John's University. A year later, I was selected by Chicago Bulls and officially became an NBA professional player.

Chicago's rookie season is full and simple. Every day I was the last member of the training team, and then I went back to the hotel to sleep alone. You know, at that time, Phil, Jordan and Pippen all left, and the team was at the bottom. Only Freud was playing against us rookies. Although the team's record was not good, I became the first team. With excellent defense and data of 12P/4.3R/2.8A, he was selected as the "second rookie team" at the end of the season. However, compared with defense, my fierce style on the court is more known. At that time, many people began to call me "the beast". I admit that I am a temper tantrum, especially on the court. Don't try to provoke me, or Artest will get angry and have serious consequences. I hate failure. If the team loses, I will yell at my opponent, the referee and even my teammates because I won't miss the technical foul because of these things.

Anyway, I have established myself in the league. I have a fiancee, friends and music in my spare time outside basketball. Many fans think I only know basketball, but in fact I am a hip-hop master who makes records. But I still can't stand the team losing. My goal is to help a strong team compete for the championship ring, not to compete for the last seat in the playoffs for a 50% winning rate every year. Because I can't see the future of the team's reconstruction, I have disagreed with the team management more than once and even asked for a transfer. And one thing that happened in the summer of 200 1 almost made me a sinner in the hearts of all Chicago fans. It was in the personal training camp held by His Majesty Jordan for his comeback. I broke Jordan's two ribs in a dribbling breakthrough. It is conceivable that I immediately became the murderer of the "basketball god" in the media. Fortunately, "God" recovered smoothly and forgave me, otherwise I might have left the NBA before I became the best defensive player in the league.

In a big player deal in February 2002, I finally left the Bulls and moved to Indiana Pacers. This is a team with Jermaine ONeal, reggie miller, al harrington and jamaal tinsley. The team is on the rise, and I believe this is a place where I can achieve my career. My choice is undoubtedly correct. Not only is the team's record improving steadily every year, but my personal performance is getting better every year. Not to mention that the defense is more stable and the attack is more and more handy. In the 2004 playoffs, although we lost the Eastern Conference championship with the Pistons, I was selected as an All-Star and was officially named the best defensive player in the league by the NBA. At the same time, Sports Online also named me the best small forward in 2004. Of course, there are also mistakes. For example, in the 2004 Athens Olympic Games, Old Brown invited Anthony, Wade and Marion, but he didn't even call me. It is said that david stern told Stu Jackson that if this guy was allowed to take part in the Olympics, he might do something stupid again ... It's really shit. If I, the best defender, watched Ginobili on the court, the Olympic gold medal should now belong to the United States instead of Argentina.

After the glory of the 2003-04 season, my confidence and that of the whole team are bursting. As I was not invited to the Mediterranean, I practiced my strength and shot hard in the training camp. I want to prove with victory that I have a champion's heart, and how wrong those who discriminate against me are. The start of the new season is perfect. We have achieved a record of 6 wins and 2 losses, and my average performance per game has reached an all-time high of 24.6 p/6.4r/3.1a/1.71s. I have begun to imagine winning the best defensive player in a row and leading the team to the finals ... but the next thing is a nightmare, as everyone knows. What happened to the Auburn Mountain Palace in Detroit in June165438+1October 19? Because of the impulsive devil, Stephen and Jermaine were suspended by the league, and I got the biggest ticket in NBA history-I was banned from all the remaining games this season. This is the biggest suffering in my life. I can't even take part in team training anymore. I can only watch Miller leading the rest of my teammates on the court on TV. I cried when I saw our team finally lost 3-4 to the old enemy Pistons in the second round of the playoffs. If I can play and the Pistons fall, we have a chance to win a ring as Miller's retirement gift.

The regrets in my heart these days are beyond description. It's hard to fall from heaven to hell. I know that the stupid thing I did in auburn hills hurt the team and the people who love me. The only good thing is that I have not been abandoned by the fans and the team. I told larry bird that I owed a big favor to the fans and the team, and I would repay it with the championship, and vowed that I would turn over a new leaf, become more mature and peaceful, and never cross the "red line" as before. On the day I left Conceco Arena, instead of hiding in a private villa in the suburb of Carmel, Indiana, I returned to my hometown, Queen new york Bridge, and trained on the open-air court every day, rain or shine. I regularly report my physical condition and competitive state to Byrd and Carlisle, and I also volunteered to participate in the team's summer league. For me, the 2005-06 season has already started ahead of schedule.

Artest's incomplete violence record;

At the age of 8, a child laughed at Artest's incompetence after breaking through his defense on the court and was almost strangled. In the same year, his father sent him to the anger control center for treatment.

During his college years, he was assigned to the second team because of his bad temper. The coach Flaschella called him "a terrorist who can cause panic at any time".

In the summer of 200 1, in Jordan training camp, Jordan's two ribs were broken in a training session.

In May 2002, his ex-girlfriend Jennifer Palma didn't call back in time according to Artest's instructions, and he gave her a good beating.

On June 5438+ 10, 2003, he had two disputes and scuffles with Heat coach Pat Riley.

On June 5438+ 10, 2003, after losing a game to the Knicks, a camera equipment worth 65438+ million dollars was smashed on the aisle wall.

In February 2003, at a gathering of NBA players, in front of former US President Bill Clinton, he fought with former Rockets small forward Percy.

In March 2003, Wells was knocked to the ground by a head in a fiasco against the Trailblazers. Afterwards, Wells called him a "villain".

From 2002 to 2003, he was suspended for 5 times by NBA and 1 time by pacers, because of technical foul and malicious foul, and the number of times of suspension reached 12.

On June 5438+065438+ 10, 2004, david stern was fined the biggest in the league for fighting in auburn hills, and was banned from participating in all the remaining competitions in a single season.

[gossip]

1999, Artest hoped that the Knicks who had the draft pick of 15 would choose him, because new york was his hometown, but the Knicks chose Frederic Weis, who later disappeared from the league. Artest was later selected by the Bulls in the 16 draft, but he was still uneasy about the Knicks giving up on himself.

In his first year with the Bulls, Artest invited his relatives and friends to Chicago. There were 50 people, including some friends. When these people left two weeks later, Artest didn't even have enough money to pay the rent, so he had to find another job in the supermarket. Afraid of losing his job, he trained harder to make sure that he would not be sent back to Queensbridge one day.

Ron Artest wore the number "15" in college and when he first entered the NBA, which is a memory of the number "5 1" worn by his father in high school. When he arrived at the Pacers, he changed it to "23" to show his admiration for Jordan. In 2004, he changed it to' 91',which is the number Rodman used. After the terrible 2004-2005 season, Artest decided to put on the "15" jersey to regain the feeling of being a student.

The violent Artest has also been physically abused, and the "perpetrator" turned out to be his wife Samantha. Once his neighbor reported to the police that Artest was kicked out of the house by his wife and closed the door to prevent him from coming in. At this time, the fierce man on the field could only stand outside the door and beg for a wife until the police heard the news.

Artest is a loving father. He intends to train his son to be a basketball star. He often takes time out to play ball with his children and teaches his son by example. In order to enhance children's confidence in playing, he even pretended to be incompetent and deliberately let his son win. He has four children now. According to some friends in the team, he plans to have a fifth child with his wife.

After entering the NBA, Artest has never forgotten to raise his hometown. Every summer, he will invite his neighbors to barbecue out of his own pocket to improve the poor law and order in Queensbridge. He also personally organized a summer camp for basketball coaches for hundreds of poor children in new york, and sent promising children to local school teams or higher basketball camps.

So far, Artest has released three rap CDs. He has performed in Houston, Las Vegas, new york and Chicago, and donated 50% of the performance income to charity.

Artest's father is a former navy doctor. When he was young, he was a boxer at the Der goldene Handschuh Club in Philadelphia. Artest began to teach his son boxing skills when he was very young, hoping that Artest, who was still thin at that time, would not be bullied by older children.

[People's Review]

Ron Artest is the kind of guy who regards basketball as his life, not just a career that can make a lot of money, so he will exert his deadly energy in both competition and training. The team will always need a player who is as eager to win as he is, but first he must learn not to let himself lose control because of victory. Ron Artest's efforts and talents are obvious to all, but his grumpy personality caused by his childhood is the biggest factor that restricts his further development. He, Iverson, Marbury and other players all worked hard from the slums of the United States. They have a personal experience of the hardships at the bottom of society and are afraid of failure and discrimination. In their blood, we can find the same rebellion, competitiveness and tenacity. Ron Artest has more "wild" things in him because of his personal childhood experience.

Today, Artest has become an all-star player from a rookie rookie with a 16 pick. As a heavyweight player with the ability to change the whole eastern pattern, the boss of the locker room, whether the team's performance is good or bad or even whether it can win the championship depends to a great extent on his personal performance, and he should understand the responsibilities he must bear. For a 26-year-old player, he still has considerable room for improvement. If he can grow up as promised and form a young and tough team with teammates like O 'Neill, Tinsley, Jackson and Gasco Wells, the Pacers will be a strong contender for the championship in the next few years.

Besides being called "beast", "villain", "terrorist" and "little Rodman" on the court, Artest is actually a rather simple and kind guy in life. Dress simply, like children, be honest, have no gossip, and sometimes make jokes that make people feel "funny". Speaking of it, he and his arch-enemy Wallace "Big Ben" have many similarities in character and style of play. If they don't play for two Eastern teams at the same time, I think they are more likely to become good friends and appreciate each other rather than hate each other.