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Humor of teasing cats: A funny sentence about drying cats in a circle of friends (39 selected sentences)
2, I want to keep a cat, that kind of soft meowing will rub the little baby you don't like, and you will be fine when you are bored.
3, the newborn kitten, eyes closed, voice is thin, naked, like a crawling meat ball.
When you really want to give a stray kitten a home, in fact, at that time, what you need more is a hostess for your family!
Now I have a white cat with sky blue eyes. In the dark, the pupil emits ruby-like light, which is very cute and terrible.
This kitten always helps me and accompanies me when I am sad, lonely and in trouble.
7. There is a kitten. It's small and its eyes are bright, as if it's always shining. The light it emits will make its owner feel its beauty all the time.
8. Under the dim street lamp, a cat walked blankly. I don't know if I'm as sad as people walking under street lamps.
9. This kitten has a keen sense of smell, and it can smell even the slightest fishy smell.
My mother bought a Xiaohua Mall from the street. Its hair is white with a yellow pattern and there is a brown spot on its head.
1 1. Tigers rarely roar, but cats meow together.
12, meow, meow, meow from outside. I rushed to the door and opened it. It's a black kitten with a circle of white hair around its neck, just like wearing a white collar.
13, there is a lazy kitten who doesn't like to walk. She always likes to lie on the sofa and likes to eat meat.
14, the kitten's big ears stand on end all day. Wherever there is sound, turn there immediately, just like a radar with special performance.
15, my uncle has a lively and lovely kitten. It is dressed in snow-white clothes, with sharp ears, sparkling eyes like two emeralds and a long tail, which is extremely arrogant.
16. Look at other people's kittens recently. I also want to have a cat, but my mother only likes dogs.
17 Often, I like to lean against the window alone, enjoy the warm sunshine, and watch the cat play alone in the sunshine. It feels very comfortable and elegant.
18, the pet is your job, she is with you, you are depressed and she makes you happy!
19, the kitten's bright eyes are like two small black bulbs, flashing and flashing.
20. When it rains, you can only stay at home and tease the cat one by one.
2 1, like to stand in the sunset and look up at the sky; I like to let the lovely cat snuggle up at my feet, looking lazy; I like you to look at the fruits of your labor happily.
22. They said, Don't ask why we live, you can only think about why we live. Your life has been chosen since it appeared.
23. I am a lost kitten, waiting for the most suitable person to pick me up, give me sincere warmth, pet me like a baby and live a quiet and happy life together. I am looking forward to it.
24. I may never have a cat in my life, because I feel like a cat, which doesn't prevent me from liking it.
25. Be a lazy cat on a sunny afternoon. Let time pass and enjoy a slow life like a cat.
26. Keep a cat for a long time, and you will find that you will gradually become a cat's character. Like staying at home and sleeping.
27. Xiaohua Mall's hair is shiny, and there are black stripes on her snow-white hair.
28. Animals are spiritual and different from plants. If you are lonely, it will accompany you. On a sunny afternoon, curl up in your arms.
29, the kitten is very cute, it has a pair of big eyes like water crystal balls, and the fluff is very beautiful; If you roll it into a ball, it looks like a small snowball. This kitten is very naughty. Whenever someone rings the doorbell, it will run to the door and scream three times.
30. Very clever. If the owner puts a circle on it, it will shrink up and shake it hard. First, shake it with its legs, then extend one leg forward, and then extend the other leg backward, and it will be out of the circle.
3 1, it is my pet, but it is also my friend. It has always been by my side, accompanying me in my study and life.
32. My kitten has a round head like a ball and beautiful sparkling eyes. The body is long and round, the hair is brown and the stomach is really beautiful. The beard is really beautiful. Next, tail. The long color of tail is white.
This kitten is so naughty. She dances and somersaults on the sofa.
34. The long tail of the little black cat swings from side to side like a little whip.
35. In the mottled time, the black cat peeped at your and my memories with amber eyes.
36. If I can, I want to have a yard where I can grow all kinds of flowers and keep cats, dogs and fish.
37. I am patting the ball, aiming at the opportunity, jumping on it quickly, biting it, taking my ball away, taking it back to its nest, and holding it tightly with my claws, lest I take it away.
When I looked at the kitten carefully, I suddenly found that the kitten's eyes were oval. I was surprised because I always thought the cat's eyes were round.
39. Xiaohua Mall stretched himself in the morning, then sat up, licked a little saliva on the tip of the tongue with his two front paws, washed his face like a human, and licked his fur with his tongue until there was a little light.
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