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I am a junior high school student, and I have written more than 600 words.

Article 1: I am unlucky to write more than 600 words in junior high school.

Take the long vacation ahead of me for example. Every time after lunch, my mother always nags me earnestly: "I want to take a lunch break at noon!" " But I don't want to listen to my mother at all. I want to read books! How boring it is to sleep How can I escape my lunch break? I have an idea: I can pretend to have a stomachache and go to the bathroom! So just after lunch at noon, I secretly picked up a book from my desk, quickly stuffed it into my clothes, then leaned out of the room and looked around. Hey, let's go while mom is washing dishes in the kitchen! I tiptoed into the bathroom quietly. Just as I was reading with relish, I suddenly heard my mother's footsteps approaching, and I quickly hid the book. Then I heard my mother knocking at the door and asked, "What's the matter, son, taking so long to go to the bathroom?" "Stomach ache, squatting in the toilet!" I pretended to be very painful to answer, but I was glad that I had a narrow squeak and almost died.

Although this method of pretending to go to the toilet is very useful, it will inevitably arouse my mother's suspicion if used too much. I can't always have diarrhea!

So, a new method came out: pretending to take a lunch break, putting a book under the pillow and secretly reading it sideways. Once I read a funny place in the book, I couldn't help giggling and got completely carried away. When I came to my senses, my mother had moved to my bedside. I quickly pretended to have just woken up and asked absently, "Mom, what's the matter? Is it time to get up? " Of course, the book has been hidden under my pillow and pressed tightly by my head. "Son of a bitch, give it back to me!" Mother scolded and took out the book from under the pillow. I want to hide and say, "Mom, I didn't steal the book. I just put it here. I have really been taking a nap! " "I don't believe you! Mother shouted, "I saw you reading there through the door!" "I can't hide, so I have to give up and let go.

Alas, my plan was discovered by my mother so soon. I'm so unlucky! Later, I thought of many methods and learned to use them flexibly. But the good times didn't last long, and my mother saw through those methods one by one. For this, I ate a lot of flesh and blood.

Alas, I'm really unlucky!

Article 2: I am a junior high school student, writing more than 600 words, listening carefully, in line with another world; Listening is to feel the heat of another soul with your heart.

On the way of growing up, listen to the prototype that devours the soul with me. Like my five thousand years in China, many literati expressed their feelings and left immortal works. Listening to the route, "the lonely village does not feel sorry for itself, but also wants to protect the country and defend the country." I feel that he is old but full of courage; Listen to Li Bai's "Long Wind and Waves, and set my cloudy sail straight and bridge the deep, deep sea" and feel its indomitable spirit of struggle; Listen to Wen Tianxiang's "Who has been selfless since ancient times, and look at history". To feel its broad patriotic feelings. Listening to the poems of the Song Dynasty can let us get in touch with the ancients and feel the earth-shattering charm of poetry.

On the way of growing up, listen to music and accompany me to prototype. Besides blood, listening to music is a good choice to relax and feel different feelings. I like listening to Zhang Dongjian, Jay Chou and top combine. The popularity of music stirs every blue nerve, which makes people intoxicated, relaxed and feel the beauty of modern timbre. The current Chinese style and traditional opera are also mixed with popular elements, leading the trend of the times with different rhythms ... In music, I feel the life of singers and their efforts. Listening to music means listening to their voices, their real thoughts and music, which makes me feel modern happiness.

On the way of growing up, listen to a smile and accompany me on a long journey. A smile, even if two people meet by chance, can narrow the distance between them and make each other's hearts no longer lonely. Kung Fu master Jet Li once said, "The most powerful weapon in the world is a smile." Therefore, he used a smile as a navigation mark for driving. It can be seen that smile has immeasurable power. Listen to the smile and feel the truth, goodness and beauty between people.

Listen attentively and you will find that the world is so colorful. I benefited a lot and brought me happiness.

Listen, travel with me all the way.

Article 3: Junior high school has written more than 600 words. "I really envy you. Usually studying is easy for you, but when it comes to the exam, you still rely on it! " Here we go again. I don't know how many times I have heard this sentence. People say I have nothing to worry about, and I can get high marks easily. But the more you listen, the more helpless you are. They haven't seen my troubles, so naturally they can't feel my helplessness.

The mid-term exam is coming soon, and the top students and the poor students have formed a split situation again. The former is reviewing crazily, while the latter is getting crazier and happier. There are still some middle school students who want to work hard, but don't want to work hard, either crazy or not. As an honor student, I sat in a chair in a daze. "What are you thinking, don't review, the exam is coming soon, you can't do this, I'll make up your brain with chicken soup!" Dad is urging me again, so I have to take out a book to put it in.

A few days later, the mid-term exam results came down, and my classmates and I went to the teacher to see the results. "Wow, you did really well in the exam!" Cried the classmate. I didn't laugh at it. The teacher added: "Stick to it, don't be proud!" "I silently left the office and went back to the classroom, listening to the discussion of the classmates next to me, but I sat in my seat in a daze.

The troubles of top students are only known to top students themselves. Others will never know the helplessness of good grades. Top students are under three times as much pressure as others in every exam. The first layer comes from oneself, the second layer comes from teachers and classmates, and the third layer comes from parents. If you do well in the exam, teachers and parents will have higher expectations of themselves; If you don't do well in the exam, they will say, "You have regressed. If you don't work hard, you won't want to be a top student! " "But, who knows how much effort we have made and how deep our helplessness is? Most of these pressures are imposed on us by the outside world. Even if we are overwhelmed, we can only bear them silently.

At this time, I found that I grew up, from carefree play as a child to full of worries now, from leisure before to pressure now. Can teachers, classmates and parents not give us so much pressure, and can they see my inner thoughts more than the superficial glamour?

Article 4: I am a person who writes more than 600 words. I'm just me, ordinary me. Like ordinary people, I have two eyes and one mouth, and my appearance is nothing special! Like ordinary people, I also have a small and ordinary dream. I only hope that I and the people who love me can live in peace for a lifetime! I love dreaming! Love reading novels! Love listening to music! I like skating, too. I'm not beautiful! Not gentle! Not cute! Not a lady! I am good at liberal arts, not science! I prefer winter to summer! I'm just me, ordinary me!

I had many dreams. After that, I may be a knowledgeable teacher; Or a painter full of artistic breath; Or a writer who dances with pen and ink; Still an ordinary person, go to work every day, go home to eat and sleep! I don't have any great dreams. I don't want to be like others. I just want to spend three years in junior high school, three years in high school and three years in college in peace, and then start my ordinary life! My friend told me that if your life is like this, it will be too monotonous! I just laughed! Peace is good! This is my life! I'm just me, ordinary me!

I like making friends! I like having friends! I like making friends with people! Just as xx wrote-true friendship is like phosphorus fire, which is brightest in the darkest moment around you. With friends, you can talk to her about your troubles and happiness! But don't be too wordy, because when you are happiest, it is possible that your friends are afraid to talk to you about something. So you have to open her heart and let her reveal her innermost feelings! When you are sad, friends are around to comfort you and make you happy; When you are happy, friends are around you and laugh with you. The so-called friends, that's it! I'm just me, ordinary me! But ordinary me, with this good friend!

I am a very ordinary girl, as ordinary as a green leaf in spring. I have neither extraordinary talent nor outstanding looks. I am timid and shy, but I also have my own uniqueness. Like reading, tolerant, sunny personality.

Timidity is my achilles heel. When I was a child, I didn't know how many times I was criticized and how many jokes I made because I was timid. When I was at school, I lost many opportunities to show myself because I was timid. I understand that I can gain more friendship by talking to others generously and actively. I have also deeply reflected on this many times. However, until now, I still blush and stutter when I talk to strangers, and I still feel nervous and sweat when I show myself in public. However, I believe that with the growth of age, I will get rid of this shortcoming one day.

Because I am timid and shy, I am not good at communicating with people. I like reading since I was a child. My mind is full of poems and books. Every time I hold a book, with a faint fragrance of ink, sit quietly and savor the beautiful sentences in the book, my heart gets drunk. When I am studying, I often can't help myself. Shu Mei sometimes smiles and sometimes cries, which is the most wonderful feeling.

My mother always told me: the sky is wider than the sea, and people's minds are wider than the sky, so I never care about other people's mistakes. As long as people have a tolerant heart, they can reap friendship and joy, but how can those who haggle over a little gain and loss be happy?

Smile is a person's most beautiful expression. I don't like to see others with sad faces and smile at others every day. When I meet my classmates, I smile at them and say hello. When my friends helped me, I smiled and thanked them ... At the end of the day, my mind was simple and comfortable, and my whole body was full of joy.

This is me, a timid but happy girl.