A wife's funny self-criticism of her husband.

First of all, I swear in the name of the party that I really know I was wrong. If you really don't believe me, you can ask Zhang, the butcher near your home, to rip out my heart and see if it is bright red. I swear my heart beats only for you. If I'm alive and kicking for others, I'll fight with others if I'm told to drink, fight with others if I smoke, fight with soldiers returning from Vietnam, and quarrel with Cui Yongyuan.

Secondly, I deeply reflect on the mistakes I made these days. The main errors are as follows:

First, smoking and drinking in the name of lovelorn and changing mobile phone numbers, mistakenly thinking that they can escape their pursuit, so they are lucky;

Second, in the name of lovelorn, I know handsome guys everywhere, complain to people everywhere, and defraud sympathy everywhere, and I know it clearly;

Third, swindling in the name of lovelorn is also crazy irrigation. Let everyone know and affect your reputation;

Fourth, I don't want to make progress after falling in love, and I don't want to ask your forgiveness, but I give up on myself.

There are many mistakes. In a word, my biggest mistake is that I shouldn't quarrel with my husband, which violates the basic line of "My husband is always right" and ignores the policy of "Please refer to the basic line when my husband is wrong". Based on the mistakes I made, I asked my husband to give me the severest punishment. At the same time, in order to show that I love you, respect you and understand your determination, I decided not to go shopping or eat from today, changed my mobile phone number back, blacked out all GGs on qq except you, made a statement on the forum, and reflected in my soul. A great revolution broke out in my own heart ... I hope my husband will cut me some slack for Bai Rien's sake and let me go back to sleep today? I really have no money on me. Dear husband, according to your wishes, I reflected in the study for an hour, 43 minutes and 07 seconds, drank a cup of boiled water and went to the toilet once. The above facts are accurate, please check. Attach my review report, and the improper part can be negotiated. After three months of marriage, I think my husband is a hard-working and smart husband, but as a wife, I am eccentric and frivolous, and what I have done is really debatable. The following is my analysis of my bad behavior, please have a look at it. 1. I was wrong about yesterday. When you say that I am not as beautiful as you, I shouldn't stubbornly deny it. You're right, the evidence is conclusive, and the blind can testify. You have always been an understanding person. I hope you can forgive me and give me a chance to turn over a new leaf. For the sake of family stability and economic prosperity, by the way, a few suggestions: 1. Don't point to the beauty on TV and say that she looks like your ex-girlfriend. The first time you approached a girl at close range was at the dance of your sophomore year, and you stepped on someone else's foot in a panic. Unfortunately, it was me. When shopping, don't always have whimsy, such as buying a shredder to make garlic paste. Don't you think my machine is more economical? When eating, you always think I eat less, but when taking pictures, you think I am fat. Honey, this is really embarrassing for me. Don't give me some tricky questions, saying it's a brain teaser and confusing my logic. Don't tell me jokes or laugh when I watch romantic movies. All of the above, please master your husband.