English jokes with explanations in grades three and four (four sentences)

Two stupid thieves, 1 and a very stupid robber.

Two robbers are robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I heard sirens." Jump! The second one said, "But we are on 13 floor! The first screamed and replied, "Now is not the time for superstition! "

Two thieves were stealing in a hotel. The first one said, "I heard the alarm. Jump! " "The second said," but now we are on the third floor of/kloc-0! The first man shouted at him, "This is no time to be so superstitious!" "

2. At the auction.

At the auction site, someone lost a bag with important documents in it.

The owner said, "once anyone finds it for me, I will give 200 dollars as a reward."

On hearing the news, another young man (boy, guy) shouted, "I will reward 300 dollars."

At the auction, someone lost his bag, which contained important documents. The owner said, "I will give 200 dollars to whoever finds it and returns it."

As soon as the words were finished, someone shouted, "I'll give you 300 dollars."

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Ugly girl ugly girl

Mike: At the party, my aunt felt very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask.

Mary: Why?

Mike: She didn't wear it.

Mike: At a dance, my aunt was very embarrassed when people asked her to take off her mask.

Mary: Why?

Mike: She's not wearing a mask at all.

Time is money. Time is money.

When the taxi stopped slowly (screaming) at the traffic lights, I asked the driver, "Do you agree that time is money?"

"Well, this is a very common saying. Who cares so much about that? " The driver replied.

"Look, the car has stopped and the numbers on the meter are still running," I pointed to the meter.

"Oh, yes. I think you’ve put your finger on it. In this case, time is money for both of us. " The driver added.

When the taxi suddenly braked at a red light, I asked the driver, "Do you agree that time is money?"

"Oh, this is a proverb. Who cares so much about this problem? " The driver replied.

"Look, when the car stopped, the numbers on the odometer were still running." I pointed to the odometer.

"Oh, yes. What you said is very reasonable. In this case, time is money for both of us. " The driver added.