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What funny poems are there?

The funny poem is as follows:

1, the golden rooster announces the dawn

Ming Dynasty: Zhu Yuanzhang

The cock crows and pouts, and the cock crows and pouts.

Three calls for Fusang Day swept away the remnant star Xiao Yue.

The cock crows and pouts, and the cock crows and pouts. Three calls out the sun, sweeping away the remnant star Xiao Yue.

2. Singing snow

Qing Dynasty: Zheng Xie

One, two, three or four, five, six, seven, eight and ninety.

Thousands of countless pieces, fly into the plum blossom and disappear.

One, two, three or four, five or six, seven or eight nine. Thousands of snowflakes fly into plum blossoms and disappear.

3. Sparrows

Qing dynasty: Li

Nest after nest, 345678 nests.

How small the Phoenix is to eat Emperor Wang Qian Suzhong!

One nest after another, three or four nests of 5678. After eating so many dishes, there are fewer phoenixes and more sparrows!

4, Yin snow

Tang Dynasty: Zhang Dayou

There are black holes in the well.

The yellow dog is white and the white dog is swollen.

Like a mountain and river, there are black holes in the well. The yellow dog is white and the white dog is swollen.

5. Give Du Fu a play

Tang Dynasty: Li Bai

When a rice ridge met Du Fu, Li stood out.

Please don't be too thin. You always suffer from writing poems in the past.

Translation:

I still remember that I met my old friend Du Fu in Ke Fan. It was noon and I was wearing a bamboo hat on my head.

Excuse me, brother, why did you become so thin after we separated? I'm afraid it's all because I've worked too hard to write poems these years.