What are some classic sentences similar to "Take me for a fool"?

1. I am just slow to react to anything, so don’t treat me like a fool.

2. Only stone statues and fools can smile all the time. I can smile to you all the time, but I hope you don’t treat me as a fool.

3. I know some things, but I’m just too lazy to talk about them. Please don’t treat me like a fool.

4. You have to think clearly whether you want this family or not. Just because I can forgive you for your betrayal once does not mean that I can forgive you for the second time. Don’t treat me like a fool.

5. Just because I don’t talk about some things doesn’t mean I don’t know them. And please don’t treat me like a fool.