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The feeling of failing the exam. Talk about 40 common sentences.
2. Wait until the results come out, on the roof, Foxconn.
3. I always feel like a foreigner when I take the Chinese exam; I always feel that I am from China when I take the English exam. I found myself an alien in the math exam.
4. The teacher handed out papers, and the girl at the back took an extra one and shouted, "Teacher, I have it, I have it." The boy said, "It's mine, it's mine."
When the exam is handed in blank, everyone is the first in grade. Why do you have to fight to the death?
6. Achievement is like a slide. It's hard to climb up, but it only takes a moment to slide down.
7. number.
8. Except two of a kind, all likes are sad.
9. How many children were hurt by the exam and how many honest children learned to cheat.
10. I will accompany you like clothes all my life.
1 1. "I don't remember the past when the wind and rain sent you to me."
12. The difference between hanging and not hanging is not absolute, but vague. I believe that after the majority of teachers have studied fuzzy mathematics, the number of people who fail in this subject will be greatly reduced.
13. I hate people talking about English with me. I can't understand what I said.
14. If a person is willing to keep a distance from all the opposite sex for you, that's enough.
15. Similar year after year, but different year after year.
16. In my next life, I was born on National Day and died in Tomb-Sweeping Day. When I was born, the whole country celebrated and when I died, the whole country mourned.
17. All my friends have their own partners. What about me? How long do I have to wait?
18. Be a silly bystander waiting for you.
19. The college entrance examination is coming, and Lao Tzu is coming. Be careful of your son.
20. I want to accompany you to feel a sense of belonging and security from freshness.
Let's talk about the mood of failing in the exam (Part II) 2 1. Cheating in exams should be more courageous, dare to cheat, and don't be like a little woman.
22. Microsoft knows monopoly and does not give users a choice. In addition to re-learning, can't people who fail the course be exempted from taking it? We at Apple are committed to this aspect.
23. Don't love the past and don't worry about the future.
24. When the results were announced, on the roof, Foxconn.
25. In the graduation season of the third grade, how many people are afraid to leave instead of taking the exam.
26. I can pretend to smile and lie. I don't know if this is my specialty.
27. I wrinkled my lips for you, and there was no one in my eyebrows from then on?
28. You can't always take care of yourself.
29. I failed the exam again! Seek comfort.
30. It doesn't matter if you fail the exam. It is good to successfully counterattack; It doesn't matter if you are lovelorn, just try to bloom; It doesn't matter if you fall, just do it again.
3 1. It's not my fault that I don't study, I'm unhappy, I don't sleep well and I eat too much. It's my fault that the thesis teacher failed the exam. It's that I don't know some questions.
32. I will cross the questions that I can't pass in the exam, but I can't stop!
33. If we don't be friends, will it last longer?
34. If you want to pick the stars with your bare hands, what if he says to give you the vast Milky Way?
35. When life is at its worst, when it fails, there is actually nothing. As long as you actively change your perspective and go to the other side of failure, you will find that the other side of failure is success;
36. I didn't do well in the exam, and my heart was like a heavy stone, and I could hardly breathe. There is a big dark cloud in my heart, and it is raining cats and dogs, which makes me feel terrible.
37. What is the theme of the exam composition? I hand in my paper, and the composition is only five words. This is courage.
38. My story is not so tragic. You don't have to cry so much.
39. Without unrealistic hope, there will be no bitter disappointment.
40. Money is not everything. Sometimes you need a credit card.
I felt very sad when I failed the exam.
I am sad that I failed the exam. Sentence (1) 1. Hope, hope, finally looking forward to the mid-term exam. I'm excited, but at the same time I'm a little nervous.
My story is not so sad, so you don't have to cry so much.
Because I have homework phobia, I am always wet with your homework, so I can't finish it.
4. How can you cheat your parents if you can't pass the exam in one year and get thinner every year?
You can't even cheat. How can a teacher trust you to enter the society?
6. It is not easy for you to think of complicated people.
7. Frowning your lips is all for you, and there is no one in your eyebrows?
8. I failed the exam again, and my mood is like the sky, gloomy, with cold air blowing from time to time. The wind blows me, and I can't help shivering.
9. There are no presents this year. I only accept 5S apples, hehe.
10. Whenever there is an exam, the teacher says, please put something unrelated to the exam on the podium. I really want to put myself on the podium. ..
1 1. If you study, study. How can I still take the exam? ! How can there be no trust between people!
12. Love is a scourge, and you are a hero in the world.
13. Dear, let's face the college entrance examination together. Don't be afraid, don't back down. No matter what the outcome is, we all want to be together. I love you.
14. Life is always like this. When you come to the end, you will understand that the best thing is the process, not the result.
15. I stood in the street and didn't wait for anyone.
16. Time is a hungry shark, biting the traces of memory cruelly.
17. Please forgive me. I don't listen, my mouth is not sweet, and I have no money.
18. Looking at the distressing score, my mood suddenly fell to the bottom. At that time, I really wanted to give myself two big slaps, but I couldn't help but let go at the moment I raised my hand. I told myself silently in my heart that under the guidance of my teacher, I will definitely redouble my efforts and strive for the upper reaches;
19. I'm not afraid of the senior high school entrance examination in June, I'm afraid of leaving in June; I'm not afraid of new faces in September. I'm afraid I'll never see the person I want to see again.
It's sad to fail in the exam (2) 20. It is fate to look at one question and take another; It is luck to answer a question correctly; Horizontal batch: it is useless to do too much.
2 1. Failing is a stubborn stone that hinders the development of the national economy. To maintain China's annual economic development rate of more than 8%, we can't increase the number of courses that fail. If students don't have to pay the decoration fee, the money will be used for other consumption, which can stimulate domestic demand and Jilin's economic development.
22. You should go to bed early in the future. Why? Because I can't afford a national treasure at present.
23. Brother Chunchun will live forever, but Brother Chunchun also needs a rest.
24. In the next life, I was born on National Day and died in Tomb-Sweeping Day. When I was born, the whole country celebrated and when I died, the whole country mourned.
25. Suddenly say sorry to yourself, sorry to make yourself so embarrassed.
26. The furthest distance in the world is not that others are reviewing and I am previewing, but that I was still doing the first question during the exam and others had already done the second question.
27. If you study in all directions for a long time, you will know the losers in the world. Please try to point it out.
28. I hate people talking about English with me. I can't understand what I said.
29. The exam is not about falling in love, please don't make eyes; The exam is not LOL, please don't work as a team.
Why do you like playing games so much? I said, I can't stop at all.
3 1. deja vu, but the explanation is unclear.
32. My heart beats faster, my hands are at a loss, and my mind is in a mess. I don't know what I'm doing, what I'm going to do …
I knew there should be suffering, but I didn't know it was you.
Don't cry for unnecessary people.
People die in their twenties and thirties, because after this age, they are just their own shadows, and they spend the rest of their lives imitating themselves. "
36. Don't tell me how the exam went. I can only say that I copied the answers all over the paper.
You can't always take care of yourself.
38. I won't be the reason for you to leave, and I can't keep your hand, so I don't want to say that it's not important, so don't leave.
In a bad mood, talk about failing the exam
In a bad mood, talk about failing the exam (I) 1. I want to turn over in this exam. It turned out to be a sticky pot. ....
Happy, like a journey to the west, you can catch it every time but you can't eat it.
Don't cry for unnecessary people.
I didn't bother him again, and he didn't think of me again.
You hide from me with invisibility, then I will help you with online invisibility.
6. Whenever there is an exam, the teacher says, Please put something irrelevant to the exam on the platform, so I really want to put myself on the platform. ..
7. After the college entrance examination, you will smile and say that you have left, or cry and say that you don't want to.
8. Frowning your lips is all for you, and there is no one in your eyebrows?
9. I stood in the street and didn't wait for anyone.
10. Everything went well a while ago, but now I'm suddenly unlucky and I don't do well in the exam. It's so sad.
1 1. Actually, you don't understand. If you can persist, we will be very happy together now.
12. I am me, you are you, and you are strangers.
13. You are a pig if you don't turn over the books in the exam. Don't panic if you cheat. If you get caught, you must pretend.
14. The exam is not about falling in love, please don't flirt; The exam is not LOL, please don't work as a team.
15. Looking at the distressing score, my mood suddenly fell to the bottom. At that time, I really wanted to give myself two big slaps, but I couldn't help but let go at the moment I raised my hand. I told myself silently in my heart that under the guidance of my teacher, I will definitely redouble my efforts and strive for the upper reaches.
16. I failed in the middle school entrance examination, and I am very sad.
17. Grammar reading is ambiguous, reading composition, tears flow thousands of lines.
18. Being teased when you are angry is a very hurtful thing.
19. All the children who took the college entrance examination did well, and no one will fail in June this year.
20. lewdness leads the trend, and lewdness achieves dreams.
I have a wish that after the exam, the whole class get together, have a party, repent, apologize and make up, and no one puts on airs.
22. Three points are destiny takes a hand, seven points depend on hard work, and nothing can be forced. As long as you try your best, you don't have to blame yourself or worry.
I don't like my present life, and I can't change my present state.
24. Actually, I'm fine. Do you want to try to like me?
25. Don't love the past and don't worry about the future.
26. She only drinks without talking or wiping her tears.
27. After the college entrance examination, the whole class repented together. No one puts on airs, no one puts on airs, only crazy music and staying up all night.
28. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the exam is coming, others are reviewing, and they are previewing.
29. I want to be his most wonderful meeting and the most reluctant parting.
30. You should go to bed early in the future. Why? Because I can't afford a national treasure at present.
3 1. Although I failed in the college entrance examination today, my heart will not die because of it. Today, I am here to see the world.
32. I also want to get drunk in the middle of the night and call to say that I am tired of chasing you.
33. The future is brand-new, and no one is allowed to turn back.
Dear, let's face the college entrance examination together. Don't be afraid, don't back down. No matter what the outcome is, we all want to be together. I love you.
35. The exam is a boomerang, and it will always come again.
Maybe I can't keep looking at you after the exam, but you are all to me.
37. By the time of the history exam, history will be rewritten by me!
The college entrance examination is nothing more than to prove that the money my parents spent on me was not in vain.
39. Are you a wind, a bird, a fog, a bar, but not a destination?
40. One person is afraid of loneliness, and two people are afraid of disappointment, but all I can do now seems to be not to let others down.
A set of mood sentences that failed in college exams
I didn't bother him again, and he didn't think of me again.
2. If I don't love you, why come back angry?
I couldn't help crying when I saw the school security dog, because I couldn't feed it every day after the senior high school entrance examination, and I saw it crouching beside me wagging its tail.
4. Don't love the past and don't worry about the future.
After the exam, I was very angry with myself when I found that I didn't answer the question correctly.
6. I want to accompany you to feel a sense of belonging and security from freshness.
7. I failed the exam again, and my mood is like the sky, gloomy, with cold air blowing from time to time. The wind blows me, and I can't help shivering.
Actually, I don't know if you really like me, but I hope all the happiness you have with me is true, although we are no longer together.
9. I failed the exam because. I keep a low profile.
10. Whenever there is an exam, the teacher says, please put something unrelated to the exam on the podium. I really want to put myself on the podium. ..
1 1. I don't want you to be old, just don't leave too early.
12. How many children have been hurt by exams and how many honest children have learned to cheat.
13. Recommend the mood after failing in the final exam and talk about humorous failed sentences.
14. grades are like slides. It's hard to climb up, but it only takes a moment to slide down.
15. Look at the stars in the sky, they all fall from your ranking.
16. Smile, even if your heart hurts.
17. Without unrealistic hope, there will be no heartbreaking disappointment.
18. Because we met in the vast sea of people, it was too unexpected.
19. If a person is willing to keep a distance from all the opposite sex for you, that's enough.
20. It's very kind of you, teacher. It's true that you gave so many homework as gifts when you were on vacation.
The mood of failing in the college exam is 2 1. A frustrated rain fell on the earth. Stepping on the rain, I poured into the sadness of failure, and I was in a tree-lined campus. Premature leaves whirled in the air one by one. It's a little cold, but it can't put out my anxiety: I failed the midterm exam.
22. The furthest distance in the world is not that others are reviewing and I am previewing, but that I was still doing the first question during the exam and others had already done the second question.
23. Is it a bird that failed the exam? If I were a teacher, I could hang up whoever I wanted.
24. Microsoft knows monopoly and does not give users a choice. In addition to re-learning, can't people who fail the course be exempted from taking it? We at Apple are committed to this aspect.
25. Number
26. It's not sad to pay too long. Recalling this experience is the wealth of life! Don't be discouraged by your dreams, get up again!
27. Because I'm not a horse, you don't need to kiss up.
28. For teachers, the exam is to test the results; For us, the exam is to test popularity.
29. My classmate was surprised to tell me that he handed in a blank sheet of paper and got 15, so he reminded the teacher if it was a mistake. The teacher told him confidently and seriously: this is a neat volume. ...
30. The most painful thing in the world is not the parting of life and death, but the coming exam. Others are reviewing, and I am previewing.
3 1. Three points are destiny takes a hand, seven points depend on hard work, and nothing can be forced. As long as you try your best, you don't have to blame yourself or worry.
32. I didn't do well in the exam, and my heart was like a heavy stone, and I could hardly breathe. There is a big dark cloud in my heart, and it is raining cats and dogs, which makes me feel terrible.
33. The future is brand-new, and no one is allowed to turn back.
34. Who will miss you and leave? People are passers-by.
35. Since dating is not allowed, don't issue school uniforms at all. Some people in the province say it's a couple's costume.
36. What is the theme of the exam composition? I hand in my paper, and the composition is only five words. This is courage.
37. Last class, the teacher sat on the stool and told us that I would see you after reading it.
38. If the examination questions deceive you, don't be sad or depressed. On the day of the college entrance examination next year, you will be: lucky enough to take pictures and write, like a god.
39. I'm tired from walking all the way. Let's stop and have a rest so as to go further.
40. After the college entrance examination, you will laugh and say that you have left, or cry and say that you don't want to.
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