A little joke-you don't remember what happened a minute ago.

1. On the platform of the railway station, an old lady carrying a big bag asked a staff member, "Excuse me, has the train for Guangzhou left?"

"It was opened ten minutes ago, and you are late."

"Oh, when does the next bus come?"

"Only in the afternoon."

"When will the train to other places come?"

"Oh, also want to 1 hour at the earliest. Where are you going? "

"Oh, nothing, I walked slowly with things, so I asked a few more questions. I want to cross the platform. "

"........"

I'm sure your memory is poor. You may not remember everything from a minute ago.

B: That's an exaggeration. Although my memory is not very strong, it's not that bad.

Oh, do you really remember what happened a minute ago?

I'm sure. ...

A: What is 10 times10?

B: Yes 100.

A: 100 times 100?

b: 10000。

A: 1 ten thousand times 1 ten thousand?

B: 1 billion.

A: Then please tell me what is the first question I ask you.

B: What is 10 times10? ...

Answer:

Do you really remember what happened a minute ago?

3. A Dai has a very beautiful girlfriend, and sometimes she is very funny. ...

One day, A Dai rode a motorcycle and went out to play with her. When A Dai set out, she forgot to refuel and withdraw money. When they arrived at the gas station, they found a bank diagonally opposite the bank. A Dai said to his girlfriend, "You help me refuel and I'll get the money." His girlfriend paused, nodded hard and said, "OK, no problem."

A Dai ran to the opposite bank and suddenly found an armored car parked in front of the bank. Two guards looked at him nervously, while her girlfriend held the car behind him and shouted at him, "Come on, come on, ................."

On a small road in a village in Africa, a piece of bread and a poached egg are running hard, followed by a group of hungry villagers with knives and forks.

Suddenly, bread and poached eggs saw Portuguese egg tarts walking leisurely by the roadside.

"run! You don't want to live! " Poached egg kindly advised it to be brother egg tart.

"Don't worry, they haven't known me since childhood." Portuguese egg tart said calmly.