Humorous jokes

A collection of humorous jokes about potholes.

Complain to your best friend: Do you think there is anything thicker than boys in the world? My best friend thought about it and said, then you haven't been to our school to eat steamed buns ... more wonderful jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

Pit Dad (1) 1 Humorous Pieces Collection. My girlfriend wanted to give me a jiaozi on a whim, and I was about to cry when I took a bite. The girlfriend asked: What? I said: I have tasted hemp. The girlfriend said happily: Really? I said: Yes, I think Ma Ma used the grass fed to ducks as a dish and made us a jiaozi.

2. I broke up with my girlfriend for more than a year, thinking that she would not let go of this relationship. I specially filled in a yellow diamond to see historical tourists and found that women were really embarrassed!

3. I said, daughter-in-law, what if one day I find that I am infertile? After listening, my girlfriend patted her thigh and said, Nima, so many years of condom money has not been wasted!

4. My girlfriend said, honey, I have had major surgery before, and I may not be pregnant. I said, it's okay. If it's a big deal, adopt one later. Are you all right now? My girlfriend said hesitantly, um ... everything else is fine, but I'm not used to squatting to pee. ...

My girlfriend unreasonably asked me to apologize to her. How can my grandfathers suffer from such anger? Then I thought, I can't be as knowledgeable as my own woman. My own woman needs more pain. After apologizing, my girlfriend smiled and I was very happy. Her brother threw away the bricks, too!

A beautiful colleague put a box of needle and thread in the company drawer. I asked her curiously, and my female colleague said: Sometimes the buttons of clothes fall off and need to be sewn back ... After listening to my words, I lowered my head and sneaked a look at her chest, and suddenly understood something.

2. A beautiful colleague asked: Do you know what education is? I said: this is a long sentence to say. Simply put, it is to make others comfortable. Looking at his thoughtful appearance, I quickly reminded her to correctly understand this meaning.

I saw a beautiful colleague wearing a miniskirt to work in the morning. All my colleagues stared at her, and I was no exception. As a result, my female colleague came over and slapped me angrily and said, smelly rascal. I was angry at that time and said, everyone is watching. Why did you hit me? Then I got up from the ground. ...

4. A female colleague of the company pinched my thigh and said with a smile: The young man is in good health! I didn't even wear long pants, which scared me. I had to pinch my ass to find out I wasn't wearing underwear! !

I went to the movies with my female colleagues yesterday. I joked that the movie was not good at all. Female colleague replied: Did I force you to watch it again? Suddenly, I was speechless. I said, watch it or not! !

Pit Dad's Humorous Jokes Collection (3) 1, shopping with my daughter-in-law, I glanced at the boss who sold meat. When I came to my senses, I found that my daughter-in-law and her car were gone ... Shit, forget it, this kneeling durian really hurts!

2. When eating in a restaurant, I heard a young man say: Boss, fried rice with eggs, no oil, no salt and no eggs. The proprietress thought for a moment and said, young man, why do you still eat fried rice with eggs? Just bring you a bowl of rice. ...

3. I just made a girlfriend, and my relationship is progressing well, so I naturally went to report for duty. I walked into a nice hotel and asked about the price. The proprietress looked at us and said, Oh, you are old customers. Can you still know my price? But the question is, have I never been here?

4. I bought a lunch box in the kitchen shop, and when I arrived at the door, I thought, no, this lunch box is too shallow, so I'd better buy a portable insulated bucket. After entering the store, I said, boss, do you have anything useless here? ... as soon as the voice fell, everyone around him laughed!

5. I feel itchy when I go to the noodle restaurant to eat noodles. I want to chew it up and swallow it quickly. I didn't expect the disaster to come so suddenly that my mouth was sprayed on the ground and my thighs. I am embarrassed to say: boss, check out, and you can clean up the rest yourself!

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