What's the biggest joke you ever made when you were drunk?

Have you ever had these drunken jokes?

1

Another little sister drank too much and began to talk nonsense, saying that she was the most beautiful and invincible fairy in the world. In order to prove how good I am, I called the class teacher.

it was almost 1: a.m. when I called, and I didn't answer until I rang many times. I guess he probably went to bed early.

I turned on speakerphone and shouted into the phone, "Good evening, teacher! I am your little fairy xxx, and today I will sing a sword, mountain and sea of fire for you! "

and then I ended it abruptly!

who knew that the other end of the phone actually started clapping.

then the voice of the chemistry teacher came from the phone.

I just realized that teachers get together and play mahjong on weekends.

The class teacher received my call and put me on speaker as soon as I started singing.

The teacher warmly praised me, "I didn't find you so enthusiastic at school, so you are so energetic ~"

Later, when I was in school, the teachers didn't mention it, so I thought it was over.

By the end of the New Year's Party, there was a lack of an opening performer in the class.

The history teacher actually suggested that I perform a sword, mountain and sea of fire.

only then did I know that most teachers knew the song I sang that day.

it turns out that they played mahjong that day, which was a gathering of all teachers!

I am famous.

After listening to this classmate's experience, Mi Xiaogu couldn't help laughing!

As the Spring Festival approaches, all kinds of company annual meetings and friends' parties come one after another. This week, let's talk about the jokes that we have made after getting drunk ~

2

My dad, a man with a story.

I drank too much with my friends during the Chinese New Year, and when I came back, I sat on the bed staring blankly. My mother told him to go to bed, and my father sat on the bed without talking.

the next day, I heard from my mother that my father fumbled for 2 yuan from the pillow and told my mother that it was his own private savings, so he gave it to my mother as Chinese New Year's money. My mom didn't want it, so my dad forced it on my mom and fell asleep.

The next day, I watched my dad look for money at home for a whole day.

3

That time, after drinking a friend's birthday wine, I got drunk and was unconscious. When I got home, I locked the door from the inside. My wife came back from her mother's house, but she couldn't get into the house. She called and didn't wake up, but no one answered the phone. Later, I opened the window door and woke me up with a penny. ﹏ ? )

4

On the evening of New Year's Eve, I had a reunion dinner at my eldest brother's house, and nearly twenty people got together, which was very lively and happy. I couldn't help but drink too much. Then I went outside to cool off and fell asleep unconsciously in the snow and ice. If my son hadn't found out, I would have easily frozen to death in that northern winter. Never drink again!

5

In the 197s, when wine was only available with coupons, a colleague and friend got an altar of pure sorghum wine, weighing about 1 Jin, from his hometown wine shop, so he invited us to his house with great interest.

In the case of material shortage, which requires tickets for all daily necessities, this wine is really rare, so everyone enjoyed themselves and tried their best. The four of them dried up an altar of wine, and it was almost midnight, and they went home separately.

another colleague and I took a shortcut back to the dormitory from the rice field ridge, but the road slipped unsteadily and fell into the rice field ridge, sleeping soundly until the next day, soaking wet and unconscious.

6

Once, my boyfriend got drunk in the middle of the night and called me and said, "Honey, let's get married tomorrow!" Not yet if you don't promise. I can only coax him to say, okay, okay. Later, I didn't take it seriously, so I went to sleep.

Unexpectedly, at three or four o'clock in the middle of the night, I received two or three phone calls from his friends, all asking if you are really getting married tomorrow. If so, we will buy tickets and go back to your wedding right away! I was asked with a stupid face! What's the matter? I'm getting married. I didn't know! Hang up the phone and open the circle of friends. It turns out that my husband sent a circle of friends and said that he would marry me tomorrow. Welcome to join us.

I immediately called my husband and wanted him to delete his circle of friends. As a result, he told me, "I have booked the earliest high-speed train for you. I will book a hotel later. Last night, I only informed my grandmother, grandparents, some relatives and some very good friends to attend. Maybe three tables and dresses will be selected by yourself when you come back. I'm in a hurry, so I may have wronged you ... "

I caught the train at dawn and got home at noon. He came to pick me up and said that in the morning, he was scolded by his parents. His parents said that such a big thing, both parents didn't meet, and the specific matters were not discussed, so he took the initiative to make decisions, which was too disrespectful to the woman. So, in the evening, arrange for two families to meet for dinner and discuss the marriage.

in this way, our wedding date was inexplicably put on the agenda!

I have been married for two years now.