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A girl who describes smoking and drinking is not a bad girl.

1, provocative woman, likes to pack attractive fate, don't try to be brave if you don't drink enough.

2, men drink, the heart is not drunk, people are drunk, women drink, people are not drunk, ecstasy.

3. Do people who smoke and drink have stories and worries?

The reason for smoking is simple: I don't want to die alone.

Men are animals if they don't drink, so drinking is worse than animals.

6. I suddenly remembered the taste of wine. I really want to drink you away. Did you sleep well?

7. A good woman is like a good wine, which needs to be tasted slowly, just like a cat smelling fish.

8. Women who drink red wine are emotional and love and hate all their lives.

9. Girls who smoke and drink are not necessarily bad women, but they are definitely not good housewives.

10, even if we are old enough to be white-haired, we should smoke, drink and perm together.

1 1, a woman who really drinks, her inner pain is inversely proportional to her superficial indifference.

12, drinking coffee is as addictive and psychologically dependent as smoking and drinking.

13. Up to now, I hate drinking and your false promises after drinking.

14, a glass of wine, a cigarette, a greeting. False smile, different words.

15, some women are like white wine, with rough and warm temperament and clear love and hate, like flames and waves.

16, half drunk, too sober. Either make people miss the old love, or make people miss the old love.

17, a cigarette to you, a glass of wine to life, the time is right, loneliness is hard to talk about.

18, it is also the best way to decompress and feel sorry for yourself if a woman gets drunk once.