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Thirty-Six Strategies to Capture the General

Author: Qiu Meng

Didn’t she prepare for a picnic in the twentieth century?

How? In a blink of an eye,

were thrown into the ancient desert by a group of reptiles?

While she was cursing those heartless creatures,

Suddenly a white horse, uh, general black horse appeared to save her,

But this man was really Suspicious,

so she had to come up with a reason to deal with him——

Being robbed by desert bandits, and all the attendants were killed,

Uh... ...She also knew that such a reason was far-fetched,

But wasn’t it always shown like this on TV?

And in order to repay him for saving his life,

She is trying her best to help him cure his hidden illness!

It turned out that he was so ignorant,

She always said that she was deliberately trying to mess with him,

Well, she did have some bad intentions,

But his reaction must be interesting to make it fun!

The rich girl returns home

Introduction

This woman dressed in men’s clothing is too mysterious!

It’s not surprising that it falls from the sky,

The money bag on your body will also pour out silver in an endless stream,

Jack, this is really amazing!

But he has never lacked the "picking" stuff.

He is only interested in her named "Gentle".

He tried his best to " Invite her to come home as a guest,

but his family mistakenly thought that he had a habit of sleeve cutting.

For the sake of the girl’s innocent reputation,

had no choice but to persuade her. Putting on a dress and regaining her daughter's body,

Not only that, he fulfilled his responsibility as a host,

He enthusiastically offered his room to her as a guest room,

He touches her bed from time to time to "care" for the guests,

But she cannot understand his intentions,

He always beats and kicks him with the roar of a Hedong lion. Come and treat each other,

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...Why can't he see her tenderness?

The Lover from Far Away [Book Introduction]

In order to prove that grandpa is not a [madman], she even paid a lot of $$,

She swore that she would She wanted to take a photo of Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty,

so she risked her life and flew to the Tang Dynasty in the time machine invented by her grandfather.

However, she forgot to pick a location. She almost [exposed the body in the wilderness]!

Just when she was so hungry that she was dizzy, suddenly---a chicken leg appeared out of thin air!!

Who knew that his benefactor was actually a charlatan? The eight-year-old boy died.

In order to repay the favor of saving his life, she kindly shared a blanket with him.

Unexpectedly, this boy not only stole her first kiss, A righteous expression -

They have already [slept], she is his [woman], and she is destined to marry him!

She is only nineteen years old Yeah! Is it reasonable to bring a [oil bottle]?

Fortunately, she left after three days and returned to modern times.

But I didn’t expect that a month later-- In order to arrest the robbers, she came to the Tang Dynasty again.

After a good night's sleep, she was about to say goodbye to the Duke of Zhou until three o'clock in the morning.

She was frightened to death by the knock on the door of a daredevil. As soon as she opened the door -

The person who came suddenly hugged her, making her almost out of breath.

Looking carefully, he turned out to be the [grown-up] The little boy who died...

Extreme joy begets sorrow

Book introduction]

Wow...she is really bad! Even though she was a wanderer in life, her soul even got lost after death, drifting to this ghost dynasty that was not recorded in the history textbooks, and possessed her randomly on her own initiative, causing her to have to start a new life here! But this new shell is pretty good, with an angel face and a devil figure...

…What? ! The beauty standard here is that the more fat, the more beautiful you are? No wonder the Protector of the Nation, who was dressed in black clothes and had an even darker heart, insisted on training her to be strong and strong! Alas~ Although he firmly believed that "rotten wood" could be carved and could completely transform her, this kind of "warm hospitality" of three meals a day + midnight snacks was too much to bear, and she couldn't help but want to "return her body to its original owner" , to save myself from suffering again...

Stubborn stone also nodded

[Book introduction]

Cheating? If he is the most noble flower god, how can he lower himself to run for personal gain? It's just a task of winning a "Made-in-the-stone" task... What? Will it take a hundred years to just spot a stubborn stone? What about his big head? Uh... If you want to run away, just run away. Whoever teaches other flower gods not to be flexible will deserve to lose! Huh? Is this what he looks like in the human world? Ugly and big-headed? Blue...a thunderbolt from the blue sky! Is this the retribution for his collusion between gods and ghosts? No way...Besides, even if he tampered a little, his fate would not be good. First, he would be reincarnated as a sister instead of a brother; and he would also teach his spiritual stone brother to bully his poor, unloved big-headed brother... Alas, it seems that this is the only one in the world who doesn't dislike him, whose appearance he couldn't see clearly in the dream. Anyway, they have had a skin-to-skin kiss in the dream. For her, he is willing to wait hard...

Golden Lock Marriage

[Book Introduction]

A romance prompted her to travel through hundreds of years of time and space...

Mo Ruer - a Ming Dynasty The daughter of the concubine of a wealthy man in the capital,

Due to some fate, she was able to communicate with the modern woman Ding Yuetu.

Yuetu instilled in her the concept of equality between men and women,

and taught her many new human languages...

How did the tricky Mo Ruer "use ”What means?

Let the usually cold and taciturn prince and Prince Pingxi treat her like a treasure?

And Ding Yuetu - her marriage path?

Chasing the Moon [Book Introduction]

I heard that today is the day when Mars is closest to the Earth in tens of thousands of years.

I wonder if it was an accident. Just - touch!

Uh...what's going on now?

Big, second, and third bedrooms, as well as domestic prostitutes, and now even maids...

Men these days - so shabby!

If it were her man, she would not allow it——

Well, why is he staring at her like a prey with those charming eyes?

You even spent the night in a brothel because of her? This... what is this?

Wow, if I had known she would have fallen in love a few more times and accumulated some experience points,

I wouldn’t have given up all her feelings here now!

It was such a mess, the sparks didn’t hit the earth, but they messed up her life.

But she didn’t seem to care that much anymore... Can she go back...

It’s not important anymore! Her man is important! Haha——

No intention or jealousy [book introduction]

Huh? If she doesn't allow him to take concubines, will she have to commit suicide by taking poison? I'm not willing to give in...

Even though I'm jealous, even though I'm not willing to give in...just commit suicide.

Lest you have to vomit every time you see this man! I just didn't expect--

Ahhh, is this her? Is she really over twenty?

I’m afraid he is less than fifteen. With such a baby face... he must be only eleven years old!

Eleven years old? No way? Only an eleven-year-old can have such skills--

Peng bang clang... Oh! It hurts...

Oops! I didn’t know that she had some evil skills.

She could easily knock this handsome but cold-hearted savior away and stick him to the stone wall.

Really...she It really wasn't intentional, she was also very innocent!

Knowing that jumping into a well would fail, her world would completely change! Let’s just talk about this savior--

Haha... Let me first state that he is not henpecked, he is just... helpless!

The Girl Who Controls the Wind

[Book Introduction]

A big pervert, a villain, a scum, a scum, and a filthy person!

In addition, his nickname is: Hey, bad embryo!

In fact, he can be considered her savior, but she also saved him, so it’s even!

Not to mention that the bad luck may have been brought about by him.

There is no way, she is so unreasonable and difficult to communicate.

Who taught her from A new race of people from a certain research institute in the 22nd century,

failed to defect, and mistakenly entered the time machine to the Zhenguan period.

The handsome man in the Tang Dynasty was the rich and powerful Mujiabao Shaopao. Lord,

I fell in love with her as soon as I saw that she had no Adam's apple and was pretending to be a man.

Seeing that she was pink and tender and beautiful, he named her "Little Pink",

The Catastrophic Star and the Little Fan'er are completely opposite to each other, so it's fun to watch!

I love you, the most important thing [book introduction]

Being framed for stealing a rare jadeite

Tsk! It's such a trivial matter, but I still don't take it lightly

He came to the ancient Tang Dynasty inexplicably?

Well, now that it’s here, let’s make peace with it!

People criticize me for being unruly and irresponsible?

Oops! What do those eight-legged rules do to me?

Oh, you ask me what I think is important?

?

Listen to me loudly -

I love you, the most important thing!

The God of War Liefeng

[Book Introduction]

The Huns camp during the Wuhu chaos in China!

Oh my God! Is this her doom?

Running around in the "Time Rewind Machine",

I ended up here.

Not only was she inexplicably regarded as a saint,

she was also attracted by this domineering and cruel god of war,

and he was willing to sacrifice her by name before he would resolve the war.

Fortunately, she was fully prepared. This drug was mixed with poison.

She should be able to survive...

Oh my! She relented again,

After finding out his truth, she couldn't do anything,

She still wanted to change him...

Ah! Did she think too simply? This bloodthirsty look——

Now, what she has to pay for is the rest of her life...

Don’t love the present, love the ancients

Books Introduction]

She accidentally fell into the enchantment space and came to the distant Yuan Dynasty.

She unexpectedly met the powerful general Bo Shu from the Yuan Dynasty

Start A journey through time that will never be forgotten for the rest of my life.

Boshu is cold, arrogant, majestic and has unparalleled martial arts skills.

The strange behavior of the costume in front of him is unpredictable.

Can you tell? Is the girl from the past and future a visitor from outer space

or a spy from a foreign country?

The girl was left behind in ancient times.

When she finds a gap and returns to her world,

Unexpectedly, I discovered that my favorite hero could never be brought back

This love story spanning more than seven hundred years traveled through the past and present through the time tunnel, and finally...

The Arrogant Young Master Miao Qianjin [Book Introduction]

He dared to escape from the marriage, it was obviously to embarrass her! If not to save her father from escaping a strange fate, she would not have come all the way from the 20th century to the Song Dynasty, and finally adapted to the life of her ancestors, but he made her become a new subject of jokes among Luoyang people! In order to regain the reputation of Grandpa Misu and "Badi Village", she resolutely decided to "prepare the equipment to fight" - determined to attack that "Xiongtian Castle" to avenge the shame! But she would not be stupid enough to provoke his ridicule with her true face. Well, pretending to be a young master, he would never expect...

"Escape from marriage" is to fulfill her mother's long-cherished wish. In fact, he has never met his fiancée. This " The marriage was all led by my mother from beginning to end. Indeed, it was time for her to "fight back" for her twenty-year hatred towards "Badi Village". As the young master, he should also suffer the consequences for "Xiongtian Castle" After fulfilling his obligations, he did not want to get involved with the "Ba Di Village" anymore, and his "escape from marriage" was over. However, his fiancée's "brother" came to visit him despite all the hardships. Well, he is such a handsome young man and can write. Good at martial arts, but a little more "feminine", the result of the young master provoking the "Luo Shen Archer" was - a majestic and domineering whirlwind rolled up in the sky of the Song Dynasty across the centuries...

I'll be here for you

[Book Introduction]

She just prefers reading novels.

Why was she pawned in her first year of college?

She just wanted to vent.

Why did she "vent" a thousand years ago all of a sudden?

Not only did he wear a purple gold bracelet that he couldn’t take off for no reason,

He also ate and slept with a coffin-faced man, suffering and suffering!

But I don’t know when,

A heart no longer belongs to me.

The damn thing is,

This taciturn Master Yuan is actually the king of medicine!

Wow, the little girl who traveled through time and space has no intention of becoming a concubine.

If you don’t come, then I will.

Okay, bold words. , I'll do it!

Bing Xin Plays Stone Heart

[Book Introduction]

Among the four ice beauties, she is the only one who has not been sold,

To save trouble She simply hid in the mountains,

but accidentally fell into the trap set by this wild man,

and fell in love with this "stupid stone" whose head was often unable to turn around.

Fortunately, she is still the famous manager of Longmen.

Maybe this is a punishment from God.

But it feels good to be pampered by him. Let her be willing to be an ancient wife,

It’s just that he is a member of a large family, not only has a strange temperament and a strange name,

He is also a black ditch, a white dead body, and a wooden barrel. Add the red chicken,

It seems that she has to take care of this group of people,

But she didn’t expect that under the big beard, he actually looked like the prince’s son.

Is there some unknown secret hidden in it...

Angel Wings

[Book Introduction]

Wow~ ~I don’t know whether God likes her too much or hates her too much.

Not only did he give her a miserable "this life", but he also made her, a modern person, become an "ancient person" in a whimsical way, and even had to take the place of others. Marry into the desert beyond the Great Wall where birds don’t lay eggs, dogs don’t poop, and turtles don’t land on the shore!

Fortunately, her future looks very strong, which should make her happy and happy. However, in order to satisfy her little girl’s desire to be pampered, loved and loved, Love fantasy,

She decided to completely eliminate his messy sand pig ideas first, unless he fully understood what "modern people" think about how to get along with husband and wife,

Otherwise, even if she dislikes his handsome, majestic and powerful beauty, she would rather be a newlywed who refuses to go to bed and sleeps with the air in her arms every night...

Huh? Looking at Qia Beibei's appearance of supremacy over women's rights and ready to climb on top of him to run wild, not only did he not try hard to implement his concept of "taming his wife", but he actually felt a little excited? !

What about the A button? Was he indulging her too much? What about his revenge? Where are his 100 tricks for wife abuse? Didn't he originally want to force her to find another "comfort" and then justifiably drive her home to eat him?

But now, when he saw her smiling at other men, he felt as if he had drank a big vat of old vinegar. He wanted to gouge out the eyes of all the men, but only he could see her. The beauty! So...divorce your wife? ! It seems that he would have laughed if he had not been divorced first...

Love in intertwined time

[Book introduction]

With a dreamy Looking forward to

She traveled through time and space to become his bride

She is lively and charming

has repeatedly touched his cold and lonely heart

Love, make up After thousands of years of distance

Stringing together each other’s hearts...