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Guangming Farm

The sky is clear in Wan Li today. My mother and I went to bright farm to play with people from their company!

In the car, talking and laughing all the way, so happy. On the way to bright farm, Aunt Wu (my mother's colleague) thought the child was boring and told a joke: Once upon a time, there was a monkey! Playing by the river. Suddenly! When I heard a splash, everything around me was gone. The monkey thought that the spray would eat small animals and ran away quickly. Running and running, when I saw an elephant, the elephant asked, "Little monkey, where are you going?" "glug! It will eat people, run! " Said the little monkey. So they ran and ran together. I met a little rabbit again. Little Nutbrown hare said, where are you going to play? "glug! It will eat people, run! " They said together. So they ran away together. Running and running, I met another wolf. The wolf asked, "Where are you going to play?" "glug! Run! " They said together. So they ran away together. Running and running, I met another lion. The lion asked, where are you going to play, monkeys, rabbits, wolves and elephants? ""here comes a bang! Run! "They said it together." What is a thump? "The lion asked the wolf." I don't know. Little Rabbit told me. Little Nutbrown hare said, "I don't know." . The elephant told me. The elephant said, "I don't know." Little monkey told me. "The little monkey said," I was playing by the river when I heard a plop. Later, I learned. . . ""Then let's go to the river! " The lion said. So they run together like a river. Came to the river turned out to be a papaya!

Oh! Finally came to bright farm. First, we went to the cow demonstration farm, where we milked with machines. I saw some calves on the road, so I ran excitedly and clicked with them. I didn't expect them to lick my pants, and I screamed. However, I thought he was cute, so I let him lick it.

Later, I went to the grassland. I took a grass-skiing car and slid down a high grass slope: it felt like an abyss for the first time, which was terrible! The second time, my courage became so fast. Don't you have to bend over to ski? I started to bend over. As soon as he let go, I straightened up and enjoyed the wind touching me gently. Third time, fourth time. . . . . Wow ~ it feels good! I'll tell you a little secret: some adults are not as courageous as me! But it's better to bend over, pay attention to safety, don't scream, don't look at your eyes, or you will miss such a wonderful time! Although the queue time is long, it only takes a few seconds, but it's worth it!

Then, I went bungee jumping. The man played me more than 8 meters high, and my heart seemed to be in my throat, and I was about to fall out! There was a popular girl who played three games and experienced it again, so she stopped playing. I hit the ground three times, and she said, "Little sister, turn it over! (It was a somersault at 8 meters high) "Somehow, I didn't have the courage to play the first two times. I rummaged through it several times when she said it! Wow! Just after turning over 1, there was warm applause, not to mention several! I'll tell you a little secret: some adults dare not look around after going up, some say they want to get down as soon as they get up, and a fat woman is asked if you dare. She said: there is nothing I dare not do! "Hum! I said no from the beginning, I have to help. Ha ha!

Oh! How time flies! It's gone in a flash! Oh, let's go home!