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It's interesting to spit out the cold weather. Talk about an interesting story about making friends when it's cold (29 selected sentences)

1, put an extra coat on yourself in cold weather, and don't expect someone to give you a hug.

2. The real maturity is to put on long pants on your own initiative.

3. If the weather is sentimental, it is better to wear long pants.

4, Lao Sao, now the understanding of fashion is to keep warm.

The temperature has dropped, and I'm not talking about the weather.

6. I wanted to buy a down jacket when it was cold, but it cost more than 1000. Then I want to buy some cold medicine, which is only tens of dollars. Well, cold medicine is more cost-effective.

7. In winter, he teased me and always froze his hands and feet.

8. It's cold, and it's warm to see you.

9. The wind blows the leaves, and the weather is cold in summer and winter, but the heart is hot.

10, cold is just a word, I will only say it once, I know you will use snot instead.

1 1, it's autumn. After this winter, it is another summer, and the dawn is closer to the four seasons.

12. The recent weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

13, winter is slowly entering, but the cold is sudden.

14, I took off the bill. I finally took off the bill. I'm wearing two now.

15, all cooling not for the purpose of snow is hooliganism.

16, in winter, the weather is chilly. This is the fastest and most chaotic year I have ever had.

17, it's getting cold. Everyone should keep warm.

18, it's cool when it's cold, just like some people in life say it changes when it changes. The season has changed, people have changed, and it is cold, which means that fate has arrived.

19, many people and things are getting cold with the weather.

20. Don't wear short skirts in cold weather, and don't be so naughty.

2 1, autumn is coming. When I open the closet, I should buy clothes. When I opened my wallet, I was young and freeze-proof.

22. In such a cold day, single dog will be upgraded to full of ice and ice.

Take care of yourself when it's cold. I can't borrow your coat or give you a hug. Buy yourself a coat.

I hope the cold wind can blow away 200% of my unhappiness.

25. I don't want to get up in winter. My face is swollen.

26. The weather is as cold as a joke and life is like nonsense.

27. It is very cold this winter. If any of you keep warm, I'll put it in my pocket.

28. It's time to embrace sugar-fried chestnuts, sweet potatoes and sugar-coated haws. I hope you also have a cup of hot milk tea in one hand and her in the other.

29. The autumn chill has continued. I hope you have clothes to warm your body and someone to warm your heart.