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How did the frog die?
I heard a very interesting little story the other day. This is the story of a teacher who often educates his students. This man is worried in life and happy in death. For a typical example, if you put a frog in boiling water, it will suddenly jump out of the pot and find its way out. If you put it in cold water and cook it slowly with slow fire, it may gradually adapt and eventually die in the pot. This teacher is very scientific and practical. In order to strengthen students' deep understanding of this truth, he decided to conduct an experiment on the spot. Then, an embarrassing thing happened. When he put the frog into boiling water, the poor frog turned upside down and died on the spot, while the frog cooked with slow fire jumped out of the fire pit at the moment when the temperature reached unbearable level. The frog's death was completely unexpected. The teacher returned to his blog and shouted that he had been cheated by this unscientific philosophical statement for decades. We, the audience present, have launched infinite imagination around the way the frog died. Why put the frog in boiling water, and it didn't jump to life like the legend? That's probably because it was unprepared and died on the spot before it could react. Then why didn't the slowly boiled frog die peacefully like the legend? We guess that with the increase of temperature, the frog's psychological state in the pot must be like this: Oh, why is this water getting hotter and hotter? I can't stay. Bear with it, it may get cold soon. . . I can't do it if the temperature doesn't drop. Run for your life. The frog made this decision and immediately kicked and jumped out. We think this speculation has certain scientific basis. In order to prove the rationality of speculation, some people listed several similar scenes, such as boiling crabs. When you heat crabs in the pot, be sure to cover the pot, or their eight feet will definitely save themselves from the hot water. If you eat hot pot, it may have no hope of survival. As long as the boiling water is still boiling, the crane will be driven west at most. So, we found another important fatal factor, the pot cover. If you cook with warm water and cover the pot cover, whether it is four legs or eight legs, I am afraid it will be a dead end. From this, it is concluded that worry is definitely not conducive to survival, and it is too easy to bring accidents or premature death, that is, to lose the time and ability to survive without preparation. On the other hand, happiness may not make people fall into despair. Whether the frog can survive in the end depends on whether it is ready to deal with difficulties, whether it is bound by force majeure, such as pot cover, and whether it has the quality of jumping. We also have a saying that the so-called tree will die if it is moved, and people will live if it is moved (of course, later practice proved that under certain conditions, the tree will not die if it is moved). In my opinion, it actually tells us that different individuals have different lifestyles. Some people like change and challenge, while others like constancy and stability. Everyone has his own state of existence, and there is no need to take it for granted to warn all beings with some wrong philosophies. Of course, many universal truths in this world are also true. However, if everyone is following their own life path according to standards and principles, how monotonous human society will be. Diversity, biodiversity, cultural diversity and so on are popular now. Similarly, each of us needs diversity.
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