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Please give me some classic quotations about some tasks in the novel Devil’s Law. The longer the better. You can provide long excerpts from the original text. Like Du Wei and Lao Bai, they are all cla

Please give me some classic quotations about some tasks in the novel Devil’s Law. The longer the better. You can provide long excerpts from the original text. Like Du Wei and Lao Bai, they are all classic. Please.

I know that one day, this world will be stepped on by me! !

Loneliness is when you are alone and empty inside, but no one can share it with you.

I want this day, no longer can it cover my eyes!

I want this land, and I can’t bury my heart anymore!

I want all sentient beings to understand my meaning!

I want all the gods and demons in the sky to disappear into thin air! ! ! !

I am afraid that nothing in this world is as irreparable as "time"~~

A moment is eternity!

After the fall, he fell into madness!

Reality is so painful, but dreams are so happy~

Being strong without desire - if a person doesn’t even care about anything, then such a person is undoubtedly the most terrifying! !

Just because there are expectations in the heart, people's psychology usually becomes fragile!

In fact, the simpler things are, we are often unable to answer them in depth, and our understanding only remains on the surface!

Nothing is absolute~

Human beings are selfish~~

If a person does not even have his own goals, then he is dead! -Du Wei

There are no permanent friends and no permanent enemies...only eternal interests -Du Wei

The most unreliable thing in the world is the human heart! One's own destiny must always be in one's own hands to feel at ease. You can never rely entirely on the kindness of others - Du Wei

I'm used to vomiting and vomiting. -Du Wei

Come up and receive death. -Bai Hechou

God level? I am no longer at the level -Bai Hechou

Many times, you are proud to think that you have controlled your destiny. In fact, you have still not been able to control your destiny. Being controlled by fate!

I don’t have many friends, but you are one of them, so I won’t be happy if you die! -Bai Hechou

If you let my people live, you have to let the people of the world die. Take, then let the people of the world die! ! ——Du Wei

Since a distinguished guest has arrived, why don’t you say anything? Is it because the sound of my piano is rough and hard to reach your ears?

Damn it, fat man, that’s not how the script was written!

"In my opinion, humans and pigs are a very interesting contrast... Well, what is a pig? The life of a pig is equal to: eating and sleeping. What about humans? Humans are slightly richer than pigs: eating Add sleep, work, and enjoyment. "

"So, if you don't know how to enjoy, you are like a pig who can work."

Just call it that. George Bush, let the son you give birth to be called George W. Bush - what Duwei said to one of his subordinates

Master Clark: Meditate with your heart and concentrate. This is a very critical level, whether you can become a magician... Many people who are more talented than you fail at this level because they cannot pass it.

Du Wei: What do I need to do?

Mage Clark: No need to do anything. You just need to recite the mantra silently, let your heart think, feel the surroundings, use your heart to feel, cold, heat, or sound, anything is fine. It's not difficult.

Duwei: Mr. Master...

Master Clark: Oh? What do you feel?

Du Wei: I...I feel hungry.

Grandma Zeng Zengzeng, someone is trying to kill me! I'm dead, but you can't live either. Help~~~ - Du Wei

Du Wei laughed three times and patted Longbottom's shoulder hard.

“Brother Macho! Brother Macho!! It’s you!!”

Longbottom felt a shiver in his heart. He instinctively sensed that something was not good, so he turned around to look. Philip: "Sir, what 'is me'? What did the Duke say?"

Philip looked sad: "A glorious and arduous task! It must be you! My general!" My fierce brother!"

"Du Wei, if you help me ascend the throne, I will make you a duke! I love tulips most in my life... I will make you the Grand Duke of Thorns! If the flag is flying, the tulips will never wither on this continent!"

"God said, believe in me, and you will get the light. If you turn your back on me, you will get my wrath. As a rule, I Darkness is allowed to exist, but darkness will never override light. Otherwise, we will be purified!"

"God said that killing is one of the twelve sins, because life is free. And letting life fall into the darkness to kill is an unforgivable felony. I will purify it. All darkness cannot last forever under the light."

The opponent of this negotiation, the Duke of Tulip, He is a magician who is not greedy for money, lust, reputation or power, but at the same time he is a bold and timid, cautious and reckless guy...

This... what the fuck is this bullshit? in conclusion!

Du Wei and Sebastian's conversation:

Sebasta felt a sweetness in his throat, and almost spurted out a mouthful of blood, staring at Du Wei. Wei, reluctantly suppressing the desire to bleed in his heart, gritted his teeth and said: "It's just a little trick! Du Wei, you are just relying on these little tricks! What is there to be proud of!!"

Du Wei stopped. He stopped smiling, and then said seriously: "Oh, is this a little trick? My young general, it seems that you have suffered enough. Can't you see how much technical content there is in my little trick?" He raised his middle finger. ——Said: "First, I must be able to arrange fake footprints on the ground, so that you can fool you into thinking that we are really hiding in the cave. Second, I must be good at using illusion magic to be able to hide in the cave." I guess what you are thinking, and I know that what you are most passionate about at the moment is my Moonlight Beauty Sword! Fourthly, I still need to know how to control this black bear! . It was silent until the moment you entered the cave. Do you know how difficult this is? This fifth time, I also blessed this black bear with a magic of the power of a bull, and An agility magic. Hehe... The power of the black bear's palm just now was really strong! And this sixth one... Sixth..." Du Wei paused deliberately for a while, then looked disdainful. He smiled and said, "I don't care what 'little tricks' it is! Anyway, it's you who's been beaten to the point of being injured and vomiting blood, not me! As long as I can defeat you, that's the last word. I'm qualified to be proud! Huh, if you're not convinced, I think so too How about making the young master spit out blood? Do you have the ability?" Sebastian felt his eyes darken, and finally couldn't suppress the anger in his heart. He opened his mouth and spit out blood. This blood was not caused by injury. But he was angry at Du Wei's irritating words! Seeing Sebastian vomiting blood, Du Wei deliberately clapped hard, clapped his hands hard, and cheered, "Beautiful! Major General, your posture of vomiting blood is really cool! I know you are now The feeling of vomiting blood is not necessarily uncomfortable, hehe, but I have also heard a very classic saying, uh... although it is uncomfortable, you will get used to it. ”

It's like a guy playing online games and registering an "Aragon" account first. After reaching level 100, he failed when dealing with a super ultimate BOSS, the Goddess of Light. Then he discovered that he was leveling in the wrong direction. I can only re-register a trumpet account of "Duwei 1". Then the full set of equipment, game currency, experience points, etc. were transferred to this small account. I reached level 100 again and challenged the BOSS. Unfortunately, I failed again. In the end, he had to create a new account "Duwei 2" and transferred all the equipment, experience points and other things again.

The journey of defeating BOSS in a new land has begun... It's actually that damn simple!

Human beings are naturally a race that is good at lying. and. Most people lie. Lying is also a way to survive in the human world. One of the skills you must have! In this world, it is difficult for people who cannot lie to survive.

Money cannot buy love, but it can buy women! Violence cannot solve all problems, but it is often the most effective and direct solution. ”

Mistakes are not terrible, but ignorance is terrible.

I don’t think I’m despicable or evil...I wouldn’t mind doing more evil things if I have to! For Survive here... I'm not a knight. I'd rather be a devil!" "Well... what should I say later?" Du Wei coughed twice and faced the flowers. Said to himself: "Hey, little silly girl. I think you look good. Just follow my young master... Uh. Isn't that too arrogant?" He shook his head and changed his tone to a gentle tone. : "Dear Vivian. I have always liked you in my heart. In the future life, you are willing to be my wife. We will walk hand in hand... ugh!! No, no, no, it's too disgusting!"

Think about it for a while. Then he made a serious voice: "Vivian, let me tell you. I encountered an extremely dangerous thing. This matter is very troublesome. Are you willing to help me? Oh? Yes? That will be easy. You can clean it up. Wear something new. Let's go down and hold the engagement ceremony right away... Well, if I say that, will she kick me in anger?" Du Wei scratched his scalp hard. Sighed a few times. Because the hand holding the flower is too hard. I shook off all the flowers from the handful of flowers, leaving a handful of bare flower stems in my hand. Shake didn't notice. He couldn't help but sigh up to the sky and shouted loudly: "Oh! How can I say this! Vivian, Vivian, how can I say it. Only then are you willing to agree to my proposal..."

Du Wei sighed so loudly Finished. Suddenly, a timid voice came from behind. Du Wei's voice was so frightening that his soul was shattered.

"You, you, you... what did you say? Propose to me, me, me, please, please...?"

----------- Du Wei proposed to Vivian

The golden dragon was startled: "Oh? Have you decided to give up voluntarily? Then I will give up your life."

"No No, no... I think you must have misunderstood." Du Wei shook his head repeatedly and looked at the golden dragon with disdain: "In our human habits, even if we encounter a strong enemy, there are definitely very few people who cannot match it. Are you willing to give up the chance of survival? At this time...according to the habits of most humans, we usually have a choice..."

"What?" The dragon couldn't help but ask. come out.

A strange smile appeared on Du Wei's face, and then he took a deep breath, faced the thousands of northwest troops on the city wall, then mustered up all his strength and opened his throat loudly Howled out.

Hearing what he shouted, Hussein immediately looked strange, as if someone had slapped him hard on the face! The proud paladin almost couldn't help but grab Du Wei's neck!

Because, what Du Wei shouted was:

"Help!!!!"

My strength is obviously not bad, but why is it always What if I meet someone with a higher level than me?

When I was at level eight, I met the holy level; when I was at the holy level, I met the domain level; when I was at the domain level, I met the demigod level; when I was good or not When it was easy to reach the demigod level, I met a decent god level again!

"What a guy harder than a rock." Gandalf grunted. He glanced at Du Wei: "I'm very strange... Du Wei. Did this Hussein owe you land in his previous life? Why is he under your hands? It seems that every time he goes out, he will come back seriously injured? God! I am I can’t remember the last time he went out for you and came back intact!"

Du Wei was also very depressed.

It stands to reason that Hussein is also a powerful man of the holy rank! In this world, as long as he doesn't encounter those few monster-level strong men. There is really no one in this world who can hurt him! But it seems that Hussein will encounter some unexpectedly powerful enemies every time!

For example this time. He obviously escorted the princess and acted out that cruel trick. It is a task with no technical content and no danger. The result...

"Maybe there is something wrong with his character." Du Wei also sighed.

God said: "When you come from one world to another, you will sing your last tragic song."

No one has died since ancient times___Du Wei

Who doesn’t use paper to poop___QQ

Tall buildings rise from the ground___Du Wei

A branch of red apricot comes out of the wall___QQ

When money is spent, hate less___Du Wei

There are many disputes in front of the widow___QQ

If you are poor, you should be alone___Du Wei

Wealth Then there will be a group of wives and concubines___QQ

A horse with thin hair, long hooves and fat hooves___Du Wei

A son who steals his father is not considered a thief___QQ

Let’s put it this way: Prince Chen He was terminally ill, but he didn't want others to know, let alone Du Wei, but Du Wei happened to guess it, but Du Wei didn't want Prince Chen to know that he had guessed it, and then Prince Chen suspected that Du Wei might have guessed it, but Prince Chen didn't want Du Wei to know that he suspected that Du Wei had guessed. Now, Du Wei didn't want Prince Chen to know that he knew that he suspected that he had guessed...

Facing a powerful enemy Maybe not scary. But facing an enemy with strong strength and poor character will be very troublesome.

99th Floor

Look at the contents of the letter. Word for word. So clear, yet so vague...

"Hey. Du Wei:

When you read this letter. I'm already dead. Well, write this sentence When I was talking, I felt a little weird. I took the medicine and managed to pick up the energy and finish the last things. .

Do you know what it feels like to wait for death? Let me tell you. It’s not as scary as you think. How should I put it? It’s still very peaceful... Forget it, there’s no need for these words. I tell you, one day you will understand when you die.

I have been thinking about this question for the past few days, which is... how many people will sincerely care about me after I die. Are you sad about this?

I thought about it carefully. My queen and I have a good relationship, and she will definitely be sad, as well as my daughter Karina and sister Louis. Silk. Everyone else will be sad... After thinking about it, I only think of you.

Isn’t it strange?

I feel strange too. Because, these days, our relationship seems to be a little tense, and it seems that it is gradually turning from friends to enemies...

But even so, I still firmly believe that after I die, you will definitely. You're sad for me, right.

Did you cry? Did you shed any tears? Don't lie to me. We will meet again when you die. You can't lie to me at that time. . And...you know, it's not easy to lie to me.

Du Wei, I always have a big question in my mind. It feels like your life experience up to this point is a miracle, or... you even seem to be a person who shouldn't belong to this world at all.

You don't belong to this world?

This sentence shocked Du Wei - it almost touched the deepest secret in Du Wei's heart! In this world, even his closest people, Vivian and... Qiaoqiao doesn’t even know this secret!

At this moment, in front of this guy who is like an enemy and a friend to him.

But he seemed to point it out so easily...

"...Are you surprised?

Du Wei, I have been thinking about this issue for a long time, ever since you emerged. At first, you were called the idiot young master, the foolish son of the Earl, but then you created a series of things: the football game you played in Luolin Plains, and then the fireworks called "Goddess' Forgiveness". The magic weapon sharing spirit you created, the Imperial Military Academy, and the auction house you created in the imperial capital are all new things that have never been seen in this world.

Sometimes I am really jealous of you.

I have always thought that I am smart in front of you. Sometimes I even think that I am not smart at all. , if I were you. Can I create such a miracle like you?

Well, you are dead now. Let you be proud for once - I, Chen?xs;: Augustine, admit that I am not as good as you.

You are really a guy that I can't see through. You know? There are many. times. I think people like you are really dangerous. If...if I were a ruthless emperor, I would kill you long ago. Haha! Are you surprised when you see this sentence?

I admit it. I did have murderous intentions for you -_In the occasional moment, I was even shaken by the last game between the two of us. Yes. I think you have guessed that I am terminally ill. You can pretend to be ignorant, but you are the only one who is qualified to play this game with me. p>

I have also been worried. After I die, if I leave a guy like you, my son will definitely not be able to control you.

However, I have weighed it again and again. I still chose to believe you.

Do you know why? I guess you must have wanted to know.

You deliberately stayed in the capital. Under the Blade, you were waiting to see my reaction, huh. Are you always so confident? At that time, I really wanted to ask you in front of you: Are you so confident in me? I won’t touch you?

However, I still lost a fight with you and you won the bet. I believe you.

Want to ask why? I’ll tell you the reason. There are two reasons.

The first reason is that you can never guess it. Do you still remember your first teacher? It was the one your father found for you. The astrologer in Rosiat.

That old guy taught you for more than a year, but he was scared away by you in the end. I’m afraid you don’t even remember the old man who was scared away by you in the first place. .

But later, when we got to know each other, I secretly sent someone to find him and learned a lot about you quietly.

Do you know why that old man was scared away by you?

It's because of your words: Too much concentration of imperial power is the root cause of corruption.

Oh, what a pity. Novel Publish Your father, Count Raymond, although smart, was confused at the time. In fact, what kind of idiot are you? You are simply a genius that even I am ashamed of.

Don’t blame the old man, the people I sent asked him. He didn't dare not say it.

I often wonder in private, what is in the heart of a guy who can say such treacherous words?

Fortunately, it happened to be this one. I am completely relieved about you, because from your words, it seems that you have a bad impression of the profession of emperor. You don't even like imperial power, if you are asked to be the emperor. Most likely you won't. So, I'm relieved.

You have no ambitions for the position of emperor. So. I don't have to doubt you anymore.

You see, it’s that simple. Maybe even you often wonder why I trust you so much.

Du Wei, actually... when I took office as regent, I had a long-term plan.

You and I are about the same age, we are both still young. This empire, this continent, has many, many great things waiting for us to do! I even thought about it. You and I cooperate. Trust each other, then I will have confidence in my lifetime. Bring this empire back to its glory!

Even. I once dreamed of being a greater king than the founding emperor Aragorn! I believe that with my cleverness and your help, the temple will be good. The Magic Guild is also good. That old man, the Pope. The old guy who is the president of the Magic Guild. We can all give them a good fight!

It only takes a few decades. I am confident that we will be able to remove all these constraints! The two of us will join forces to create an unprecedentedly great dynasty! Establish a great cause that has never been done before and will never be followed again

Hundreds of years ago, it was you Ancestor of the Luo Lin family. Assisted my ancestors. Created the great cause of the Augustinian dynasty.

So today, hundreds of years later, I originally believed it. The two of us joined forces. I can do a hundred times better than my ancestors!

I even dream that I can do it in my lifetime. Plant the thorn flower flag on the snow-capped mountains of the northwest grasslands! Let the imperial fleet travel across the Southeast Asia. I want to conquer virtually all this land. I want to turn Nanyang into a province of the empire. When a governor is established there, I will reduce the divine power and let those divine sticks pray obediently. I want to interrupt the magic monopoly of the magic union. Let the glory of magic civilization illuminate the way forward for the empire...

Me. There are still many dreams that have never been realized!

It’s a pity... God doesn’t give me time anymore.

I hate it! I really hate it!!

Why don’t you give me more time! Why!!

Thirty years... no, twenty Years! Even only ten years!!"

What a pity. I understand that these dreams are impossible to realize.

I have a son. But I deeply understand: he , it is absolutely impossible for him to inherit my dream. He can inherit the imperial power, but he cannot achieve these dreams and cannot learn from them. Karina is my favorite child, but unfortunately, she is a girl.

Alas. As I write this, I suddenly remembered something you said when I was chatting with me once: A hero is short of breath.

Forget it, I still remember what you said to me once when you were drunk: After I die, the flood will come!

I admire you for being so arrogant. .

I really want to be as free and easy as you, but unfortunately, I am a king!

I also thought about that in the days before I died. Drag you with me! Humph. Don't blame me for being cruel.

Don't deny it, and don't think I don't know. You also wanted to kill me, right?

Haha!

On the day of the coup, you also had murderous intentions against me.

Hmm. , let’s make it even.

Yes, you are my friend. Everything I did before my death was for my descendants. I think you can understand me.

So, I feel wronged by something.

Don’t take it personally. I don’t know. But I think you must understand my intention. In name, I did this to reassure the ministers in the empire.

But you should understand how a mere division can withstand your Tulip family private army. If I really want to let you go, it won't be a division. I will transfer the Wang Cheng Guards Corps. In the past half.

It's just a show, you know.

I've been doing the same thing to you in secret these days. General History of the Mainland sneaked over and looked at the notes you left. I can't see through you even more.

Oh, I would even think...if I had known you earlier. How many years. How nice would it be? If I had known you a few years earlier.

With the help of a magical guy like you, I don't have to hide my capabilities and bide my time. I have been waiting for the opportunity of that coup. With your help, I will probably be able to overthrow the eldest prince several years in advance and take power early. Wouldn't it give me a few more years?

However. time. It's impossible to go back.

Sigh. Wrote far away again.

It seems that I have a lot to tell you, but unfortunately, I am very tired and can’t write anymore.

Okay, let’s continue what we just said. Before I die, I choose to believe in you. Didn't touch you. The first reason is that I have long learned about your childhood remarks from your first teacher, Rosciat. I believe you have no ambitions for imperial power.

And the second reason... Haha, don't guess. You can't even guess the first one. You can't even guess the second one.

The second reason... Do you still remember that day when the coup took place, in the imperial city, when I announced in public that I would make you the Grand Duke of Tulip? Did I say anything else?

You may have forgotten it, but I remember every word!

What I said at that time was: As long as I live, I will never let you down. You!

Yes, Du Wei. As long as I live. I will never let you down!!

So, if it were any emperor in history, and he met a powerful minister like you, I am afraid that he would definitely try every means to kill you before he died. But I just don’t!

Because. I live up to you!

Are you surprised? Are you touched?

Hmph, everyone thinks I am a sane and almost cold-blooded guy. I killed my own brother. My father was placed under house arrest. Everyone thought I was the kind of person who was ruthless for power.

But, this time, I just don’t!

Can’t I be emotional just once? Hahahahaha. Before I die, I want to be emotional for once! I will bet on your heart, Du Wei!

The human heart is the most unreliable, but I will bet on your heart, Du Wei!

You guys must be very touched now.

Du Wei. I'm committed to you. I will live up to you. I. I did it!

By the time you read this letter, I will be dead and I will leave the throne to my son. Leaving the court magician to my daughter. As for you. I have no gifts left for you. But I can only leave one instruction. It can be regarded as a request from an old friend who died.

Du Wei. My empire, please help me protect it, okay? Please!"

The content of the letter ends here, the last sentence. The handwriting is very blurry, obviously Chen wrote here. At that time, he was so exhausted that he could no longer hold the pen.

Du Wei was holding the letter in his hand, but his eyes were filled with tears. Holding the crystal coffin, he whispered: "You guy! Just die. It also made me cry so much. "

As he spoke, he raised his hand and shook it slightly, and a trace of fire appeared on his fingertips. The letter in his hand immediately burned. After a moment, it was reduced to ashes in the fire.

Du Wei stood in front of the coffin and nodded to the man inside, speaking slowly and word by word: "Don't worry, my friend, yours." empire. I will protect it for you. "

"Joke! "Du Wei suddenly laughed wildly, and then, under the eyes of tens of thousands of people, he pointed at the green-robed mage and shouted: "Nonsense! If you were Gandorf, I would still be Aragorn! ! ! "

If you were Gandorf, I would still be Aragorn...

These words echoed in the sky, and the young man laughed wildly, but he didn't know... ...At least, he doesn't know at this moment...

He doesn't know...the meaning of these words...

128th Floor

Philip smiled bitterly A voice: "Longbottom, do you know? I am not afraid if the enemy I face is very smart or very stupid. I'm only afraid of one kind of person..." Huh?

Longbottom was a little puzzled. Of course it's easy to understand if he's not afraid of stupid enemies.

The stupider the enemy, the easier it is to deal with it. But why are you not afraid of smart enemies?

“Because a truly smart enemy will often leave some room for maneuver! He will not do anything absolutely! In this way, even if everyone gets into a stalemate in the end, both sides will not be hurt. This is It's what a smart person does. But... I'm afraid of one kind of person."

"Which kind?"

Philip smiled bitterly: "It's people like this girl Delly! This kind of person is a little smart, but also a little stupid. He is smarter than a real fool, but a little stupider than a real smart person. He obviously has a second-rate IQ, but he makes serious mistakes on key issues. You will drag yourself and the enemy into hell together."

If you don't decide on internal affairs, ask Philip, if you don't decide on foreign affairs, ask 250

XXX (Longbottom): "*¥#@ ..."

Duwei (gave him a pen and paper): "Dear General Longbottom, go and draw circles in the corner..."

XXX : "How about *¥#@!..."

Du Wei (handing over a pen): "Dear XXX, you can also go and draw circles with General Longbottom..."

Then, Du Wei looked at someone expectantly.

Someone smiled bitterly and said: "Your Majesty, please give me a pen too..."

Gandalf laughed wildly: "Successful! Successful! Hahahahaha! I am indeed a genius! I succeeded! I created the most powerful dragon clan in the world!! I copied the legendary The real divine beast! The sacred dragon!!!"

Du Wei sighed: "It just looks a bit ugly. Is this the legendary and extremely gorgeous sacred dragon?"

Du Wei was completely speechless.

Dragon God? Actually the Dragon God?

This guy with a big diamond-shaped head - well, let’s say something very disrespectful. When Du Wei saw it.

"Boss..." Little Zach swallowed hard. Then he looked at Du Wei eagerly: "Can I say a heartfelt compliment to you?"

"Uh... tell me."

Little Zach's eyes Extremely sincere. Look at Du Wei. With an expression of admiration on his face: "Boss. If you are more black-hearted and despicable... I'm afraid no one in the entire continent can compare to you!" After a pause. He cheered excitedly: "Boss, you are so despicable! So shameless!"

"Thank you..." Du Wei curled his lips feebly and said: "Then after a while, our master and servant can Let's go to see Aragorn together."

The rhythm of the piano is like the human heart, and the most important thing is that it cannot be obsessed with the slightest dust. Once it is stained with secular dust, it loses its clarity... Alas, although my piano is good, it is stained. The murderous aura in your body and the impure heart of the piano are no longer pure. How can you play a clear sound again? It’s okay if you don’t want this piano

There are some things that we can’t think out the answer to… But not everything must have an answer before we can do it… Many times, we will do it first, and then Look at the results again. We can do it first, and even if such an attempt fails, then at least we can know that this method will not work - this is also a gain.