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There is a joke called "Animals are worse than animals". Who knows?

Five versions:

1. A man and a woman sleep in the same bed. The woman drew a line in the middle of the bed and said to the man, "If you dare to cross the line at night, you are an animal." As a result, the woman woke up the next morning and found that the man had crossed the line and said to the man, "You are worse than an animal."

Second, the boyfriend and girlfriend sleep in a room, and the woman draws a clear line and says, "It is animals that cross the border." Woke up and found that the man really didn't cross the line. The woman slapped the man hard: "You are worse than an animal."

Third, the next day, they slept in the same room. The woman still drew a cordon. The man had his last lesson and planned to cross the line late at night. As a result, he failed because of nervousness. After dawn, the woman slapped the man and said, I didn't expect you to be worse than an animal.

4. Once upon a time, a scholar and a young lady met and fell in love. One day, they agreed to travel, and it rained heavily on the way, so they went to an empty house to shelter from the rain and stayed until the evening. There is only one bed in this room. Although they are two of the same kind, they are not confused. Miss poor son, embarrassed to ask him to sleep in a bed, but there is a pillow in the middle, and she wrote a note saying that all the people who thread are animals. The scholar is a gentleman, but he really stayed up all night. The next morning, the young lady woke up and left with another note. There are seven characters in the book: You are worse than an animal.

Suppose you see a tiger running in the forest. Ask friends around you: Do you run fast or do tigers run fast? If you run fast, you are worse than an animal. If you run faster than a tiger, you are worse than an animal.