Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Nanjing dialect

Nanjing dialect

First of all, teach you the greeting "Have you eaten?"

When you want to say "what", you can say "why?" & gt0 & lt

When you ask for permission, you can say "OK?"

Note: The "A" above is the phonetic change of the word "Huan" in Nanjing dialect, and "A Hao?" "What's the matter?" ```

If you think others are annoying, you can say "guilty"

What do you think makes you sick? You can say "Bladdy" or "Wolai" 0.

When you are afraid, you can describe it to others as "ElBaradei the Hittite"

When you think it's dark outside, you can say "Ma Heqi Wudi" or "Uchi Mahidi".

When you think others are generous, can you say they are "fetuses"? _?

When you think others are young, you can say that they are "rich as oil"

When you are surprised, you can say "Go home!"

"No" should be "Yao"

"Confusion" should be said to be "confusion"

"A little" should mean "a little"

"Which side" should say "which piece"

"Death" should be "death" -0-

The word "hard" is pronounced "en"

The pronunciation of the word "axis" is "bamboo"

In Nanjing dialect, there is no distinction between "n, l", "sh, s", "ch, c", "zh, z", "ang, an", "eng an" and "eng".

The corresponding name of the project:

Corn-"Lu Bao"

Spoon-"Carry the load forward"

Toad-"Aunt Toad"

Shoes-"children"

Toilet-"Portsmouth"

Knee-"knock seven heads"-

Broom-"Strip Walking"

Dust tray-"friction"

Drawer-"pumping the ground"

Head-"old melon seeds"

Sniff-"except the nose dragon"

Sandwich dishes-"recommended dishes"

Haunted-punk, meaning ````.

More than one meter high-it's indescribable and very serious.

Dump-refers to a person with an abnormal mind.

Erhu-refers to people who fail to do things' usually refers to men' ".

Jump (adjective)-indicates that people are very excited, indicating that they are a little too excited.

Jump (verb)-refers to a person slipping away, such as "He jumped!" Sometimes the word "jump" is used to describe `````.

Don't be bored-just do things without considering the consequences.

Live an ugly life-lose face and offer ugliness.

Disruption-boasting

Fake? Fake-pretending means cheating you.

Cat cat

Nest (second sound)-Goose'