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Ask for a funny joke with the word 150, and even fewer people have heard it in public places.

A priest is playing golf and a nun is watching. The first shot missed. The priest scolded: "TMD, missed!" " Hit again, the priest scolded again: "TMD, missed again!" "The nun said," God will punish you for swearing as a priest. " As soon as the voice fell, I heard a thunder chop the nun to death. The priest wondered: Why am I the one who cursed? Why should I chop a nun to death? At this time, I only heard the voice of God from the sky: "TMD, I also missed!" " "

On the plane, a parrot said to the stewardess, "Give me a glass of water." The pig followed the parrot's example and said to the stewardess, "Give me a glass of water." The stewardess was furious and threw the parrot and pig off the plane. Then the parrot said to the pig, "Don't be silly, I can fly."

A group of ants climbed up the elephant's back, but were knocked down by the earthquake. Only one ant sticks to the elephant's neck. The ant below shouted: strangle him, strangle him, demo, it's fucking backwards!

Three swordsmen took part in the World Fencing Conference, and the third swordsman took the stage. The staff let out a fly "swish" and it was split in half, and the audience roared with joy. The second-ranked swordsman came on, and the "shua shua" fly was split in four and a half. People are waiting for the greatest swordsman to play, and with the sound of "shua shua", the fly remains the same. There was an uproar and people were surprised. The greatest swordsman smiles. Someone shouted, "You have missed it!" The swordsman said, "Although this fly is still alive, it will never be a father."