A funny play by a college student.

Campus drama script: campus script "My future is not a dream"

Opening remarks:

(Listening to MP3 while eating gum, proudly saying) Hello! Hello everyone! I'm Lu Chang. He's very famous. Let me explain, not "big", but because I love fighting, I was called "famous" by my classmates. You got it? Of course, I am also famous.

The new semester has begun, and I want to do well. If you ask me, "How?" To tell the truth, a celebrity once said, "Whether it's a white cat or a black cat, catching a mouse is a good cat." I am: "I won't stop whether a good school closes down or not, and I won't stir up chaos in the world!" " Anyway, my future is hopeless. And my family is not as rich as other students! Just break the jar and break it, and eat it together!

[Act I]

Math class

[bell rings]

When the students came into the classroom, Lv Chang returned to his seat.

Miss Li: (smiling, math book in hand) Hello, classmates! Starting today, let's study math together. I hope my classmates can speak actively and study hard, and I hope everyone can like me.

Lv Chang: (whispering) Who likes you? Be sad.

Miss Li Xiaolin: (frowned) OK, now let's begin our class. Hello, classmates!

Everyone: (neatly) Hello, teacher!

Lv Chang: (leisurely) Old-teacher-good-ah!

Everyone: Some people laugh.

Miss Li Xiaolin: (a little angry, but restrained) Please sit down, but speak neatly.

Lv Chang: (softly) Hey, this teacher is really easy to bully. I want to give her a big gift package, haha ...

Miss Li Xiaolin: In this class, we will learn the meaning of fractional multiplication. Who will talk about the significance of fractional multiplication?

Everyone: Please raise your hand, except the road is smooth.

Miss Li Xiaolin: Girl in the third row, please answer. Tell me first, what's your name?

Wu Zhijing: (generously) My name is Wu Zhijing. The meaning of score is to divide a unit into one or several parts on average and take the number of one or several parts.

Miss Li Xiaolin: Yes, please sit down.

Lv Chang: (removes the chair before Wu Zhijing sits down)

Wu Zhijing: (sitting on the ground) Ouch! It hurts!

Lv Chang: (laughs) You deserve it, you are so stupid!

Miss Li Xiaolin: (very angry, but restrained herself) Who did it? Be honest.

Lv Chang: (Laughing harder and not talking)

Teacher Li Xiaolin: (suddenly enlighted) Lv Chang, the classmate behind Wu Zhijing, please stay after school. The teacher has something for you.

Lv Chang: (pouting, disdainful, whispering) Hum, what's the big deal?

[Bell rings] Miss Li Xiaolin: Goodbye, class!

Everyone: Goodbye, teacher! (Lv Chang rushes out of the classroom without opening his mouth)

[Act II]

English class

Miss Gao: (clearing his throat with a smile) From now on, I will be your English teacher, that is, English.

Teacher, I hope you can cooperate with me more in your future study and life to improve your English. All right, cut the crap and get down to business. Today, let's review some English words first. Please take out your English books.

Lv Chang: (chuckles softly) Well, let's see who will cure who from now on!

Miss Gao: (loudly) Girls, please read with me!

Everyone: (neatly) girls! Lv Chang didn't make any noise.

Miss Gao: Bus!

Everyone: Bus!

Miss Gao: Yes!

Everyone: Yes!

Miss Gao: Chair!

Everyone: chairs!

Miss Gao: Those!

Everyone: those!

Miss Gao: School!

Everyone: school!

Miss Gao: Well, that's it. Students will practice for 2 minutes by themselves. They don't ask questions, and then they all write phonetic symbols. I will check in two minutes. Let's go

Lv Chang: (muttering) Check what? I hope I can play more when I have time! Forget it, fuck you! (mark Chinese characters on the book)

[2 minutes later] Miss Gao: Ok, time is up, class, don't practice any more. I'm going to check students' reading and phonetic writing in books now!

Lv Chang: (covering her mouth and laughing) Haha, I'm surprised you can't die if you're angry!

Miss Gao (surprised and angry after finding out) you, how could you do this? This is the most incorrect English learning method!

Li Weihao: (grabs Lu Chang's book and reads it out loud) Girls, the dog is dead! Bus, dad's dead! Yes, I'm dead!

Chair, almost died! Those, go to hell! School, it's dead! hahahaha ...

Everyone: Laugh, some strike the table.

Li Weihao: Teacher, this is called the combination of Chinese and Western! ! !

Miss Gao: (angry) You have gone too far. How can you be so careless? This is the most incorrect English learning method!

[Bell rings] Miss Gao: Goodbye, class. Lv Chang will wait for me in the classroom after school! Class is over!

[Act III]

Big recess

Lv Chang made a scene in the classroom and made a mess of it. The blackboard eraser, chalk, books, pens, notebooks and pencil boxes are all on the floor, and the whole classroom is in a mess.

He Yanyan: (walks into the classroom and looks at the road that is still worrying) What are you doing? How come... This is our classroom, and the class will begin soon. See how the teacher fixes you!

Lv Chang: (with his head held high) Fuck you. I can do anything I like. It's none of your business. Besides, who told you to do this? Nosy guy, want to fight, right? Don't think I dare not hit you. What's the big deal? Isn't he an excellent student? You can't eat me. Come on, come on, I'm so angry! (making faces)

He Zhuan Xu: (blushes) You have gone too far. I'll tell the teacher! (while speaking, he cried)

Lv Chang: (gloating) Why are you crying? Naive, isn't it? Still looking for a teacher, worthless little guy! Ha ha laugh ...

He Zhuan Xu: (sadder) You are too overbearing and unreasonable!

Lv Chang: (laughing at the sky) Haha, thank you very much for your compliment, haha ... (and roared off).

[After school]

(Only Mr. Li Xiaolin and Lv Chang are in the classroom)

Miss Li Xiaolin: (seriously) Lv Chang, I think you played a trick on Wu Zhijing just for fun, right? I can understand that. After all, you are all children, and being naughty is certain. I was more naughty than you when I was a child. However, this is not important. As you get older, you will get better and better. I don't want to criticize you today. I hope you can understand the teacher's painstaking efforts. Well, go home and I'll see how you behave in the future! By the way, I've heard from Mr. Gao that when others mark phonetic symbols and you mark Chinese characters, it shows that you are smart and have come up with unexpected ways, which is good, but don't use it in English learning. You are smart and can be used to communicate with your classmates and solve problems. The teacher believes that you can also learn English well with a smart mind. Don't let me down when the teacher sees your future performance! You go home, bye!

Lu Chang's spiritual confession:

Why didn't the teacher criticize me when he saw me like this? I am a bad student. Instead of criticizing me, they encouraged me and comforted me. Why? Am I not a bad student? Can I change back to the healthy, motivated and learning-loving Lv Chang I used to be? Is it okay? If I can, I will change slowly, I will be a good student, and I will make teachers and classmates admire and trust me again. I will gradually change ...

[Last class in the evening in a few days]

(with Gao)

Teacher Li Xiaolin (Joy) Today, we two teachers are together to praise a classmate, and she is classmate Lu Chang. It is obvious to all that she overcame her shortcomings with the encouragement of her teacher and the help of her classmates. She was not an excellent student before. Now it's really changed a lot. Did the students see it?

Everyone: (in chorus) Yes!

Lv Chang: (blushing, silent)

Miss Gao: The day after tomorrow is a general cleaning. I hope the students will work together to complete the tasks assigned to us by the school. All right, school is over!

Everyone: Goodbye, teacher! (Lu Chang spoke for the first time)

[Cleaning after two days]

You can see Lu Chang working hard everywhere.

Zhang Xiaohuan: (sweeping the floor) Hey, Bian Yanan, do you think this Lv Chang has really changed? I don't really believe it.

Bian Yanan: (stopping his work) Of course it's true. She has changed a lot recently. I wouldn't believe it if it wasn't for her classmates! I admire her. If I were you, I might not be able to do it. ...

Miss Li Xiaolin: (smiling at Miss Gao) We succeeded. He has really changed a lot!

Miss Gao: Yes, there is another good student in our class. ...

[Act IV]

Level meeting

Compere: Who can come up and give you a performance? You can come up and perform if you like.

Lv Chang: (Raise your hand)

Everyone: surprised, whispering.

Lv Chang: I have something to say to my teachers and classmates.

Everybody: Applause.

Lv Chang: In the past, I was a bad student and no one would believe me or make friends with me. So I gradually gave up my future and felt that my future was like an unreachable dream. However, I feel that the teachers have not abandoned me these days, and my classmates are also very enthusiastic about me. In short, I have to bow to the two teachers and the students I bullied. (90-degree bow)

Everybody: Applause more warmly.

Two teachers: (moved) Lu Chang, all the teachers believe you, and you will be the best student. No matter now or in the future, your future is not a dream!

Everyone: Yes, our future is not a dream!

End: The music "My future is not a dream" sounded, and all the actors sang together.