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What does it mean that a friend was slightly injured and said that he could set a wreath?

Hello, this is a joke. That is to say, self-mockery, that is to say, I was hurt a little and almost passed.

friends often have such words. The collection is as follows:

1. There is an episode in Running Brothers in which Jerry is receiving oxygen because of altitude sickness, surrounded by many people. At this time, YCY ran in; "Brother Liang, brother Liang, what's the matter with you?" And pretended to take out Jerry's oxygen tube, which made people around him laugh. And left a stalk to pull your oxygen pipe.

2. An old man is very nervous when he wants to have an operation. No matter how much people around him try to persuade him, it won't work. At this time, the little girl went to the old man's ear and said, "What's Dad's bank password? Are there any private wealth hidden behind my mother's back? " As soon as the old man heard a sloped laugh, his nervousness disappeared at once. The operation was a great success.

3, my friend was fixed on the bed because of a traffic accident, and a group of friends around me were eating hot pot, chatting and drinking wine. My friend uttered a cry of helplessness: injustice.

in life, you can always find these pleasures. Of course, when joking with friends, you must be very familiar with it. People who are not familiar with it will be beaten up.