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Humble your wife to forgive you if you are funny.

1, honey, quarreling with you is to adjust your taste, and it will hurt you if you are not careful. Please calm down. Try to be a little technical in the next quarrel, and never make you angry!

2, dear, I'm sorry, please forgive me, because I was too reckless, and I was so angry that you panicked. Forgive me for showing your generosity this time. I won't do it again next time!

3, I am not good, I review; I was wrong, I was guilty; This is my fault. I should have passed. Dear, please forgive me. I was wrong! That lady is gentle, virtuous, well-managed and knowledgeable, but I don't appreciate her. I'm sorry, please forgive me!

4. Hold the pen of acacia and write a sorry sentence. Meeting you in this life is the most beautiful miracle. I want to write the most touching ending with you. Honey, don't be angry with me. May our love be happy and beautiful.

5. Natural friends don't need to keep in touch often, but they will always keep in mind. Although they occasionally lose their temper, their concerns are straightforward. I hope my friends will stop being angry.

6. Forgive me! I knew that I had made a mistake. If you can't forgive me, please continue to call me and scold me. I am willing to be scolded by you until I am old!

7. Your misunderstanding froze my sincere heart at the bottom of the sea, feeling the pain of loneliness, the fear of darkness and the suffocation of cold life. Forgive me! Help me get off the bottom of the sea. Love me, please care about me.

8. Honey, don't be angry again. Are you hungry? So you treat me like a little carp? You can burn, boil, boil, stew and steam ... it's up to you! Then let me slowly fall down your throat into your stomach and lie quietly in your warm stomach for a sweet sleep. How comfortable!

9, a silly me, made an unintentional mistake, I hope you can forget; A stupid heart, with supreme true feelings, only wishes it will be sunny after the rain. I hope to win your forgiveness and love with my guilty heart and deep love for you!

10, I have a kind of sadness, facing the sky, smirking in a daze; I am a little helpless, in front of you, but you turn a blind eye; I have a request, please forgive me and don't mention it again!

1 1. Your departure made me understand what loneliness means. Your anger, let me know what is regret; Your indifference makes my heart ache. Please forgive me and let me prove myself. You are the only one in my life.

12, fools make people sad, and smart people make people happy; I did something stupid once, even making the person I love the most sad. I want to turn over a new leaf, be a wise man, pray for the forgiveness of the people I love most, and ask for forgiveness of my sins. (words of comfort)

13. People often feel unwell when they are angry. Chinese medicine says that all diseases are caused by qi. The following foods are recommended to treat other diseases: radish, beer, rose, lotus root and hawthorn.

14, don't completely deny me because of this, at least let me stay at home for inspection.

15. Without forgiveness, life will be controlled by endless hatred and revenge. I really don't want to hurt you. I really want to make up with you. Please forgive me.